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Desperate Housewives: Discussion Thread

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I think that Mike's man juices would taste a little salty, while Ian's would be more sweet.

Both at the same time would be like having a chocolate covered pretzel!

Now, see, Kenny, unlike that vomit-inducing porno from the off-topic thread, THIS is the kinda nasty I can get into!

Oh, God, Mike's and Ian's fruits and juices...and why choose, Susan? Take 'em BOTH!!! Oh, God, forget "DH," sign me up for some DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$@#$ :wub:

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I think that Mike's man juices would taste a little salty, while Ian's would be more sweet.

Both at the same time would be like having a chocolate covered pretzel!

Now, see, Kenny, unlike that vomit-inducing porno from the off-topic thread, THIS is the kinda nasty I can get into!

Oh, God, Mike's and Ian's fruits and juices...and why choose, Susan? Take 'em BOTH!!! Oh, God, forget "DH," sign me up for some DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @#$@#$ :wub:

Just more reasons this place can be so great at times! You guys are hilarious.

Seriously though, I'm not going to be able to look at those two men the same again.

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Seriously though, I'm not going to be able to look at those two men the same again.

Who would want to? God, Mike is SO suck-worthy and Ian would be a great top. AHHHH!!! That cake scene was just TOO horny!!! It's like you watch it and you just CRAVE to play with Mike and Ian at once! Susan is A FOOL for calling it off, officially, with both of them.

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God, I was feeling sorry for Susan but now, thinking it over, turning down what could be the best, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the double whammy, the rugged, all-American AND the rich,handsome Brit?!! you're a [!@#$%^&*] FOOL, Susan!!!

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...in a good way, though? LoL

Oh, of course, :)

Who would want to? God, Mike is SO suck-worthy and Ian would be a great top. AHHHH!!! That cake scene was just TOO horny!!! It's like you watch it and you just CRAVE to play with Mike and Ian at once! Susan is A FOOL for calling it off, officially, with both of them.

ITA, Who the hell knows what Susan is thinking. I'm so over the "I'm in love with two people thing"

God, I was feeling sorry for Susan but now, thinking it over, turning down what could be the best, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the double whammy, the rugged, all-American AND the rich,handsome Brit?!! you're a [!@#$%^&*] FOOL, Susan!!!

Not feeling sorry for Susan here. Not since season one really. She's been steadily getting more selfish since then. The whole show just doesn't hold my attention like it used to and I know I'm not the only one.

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I think Season 3 is now officially my favorite season of this show! I just watched last week's episode, and there was not a dull moment to be found. I'm glad the show is continuing its momentum without Bree.

Susan, Mike, and Ian was my favorite part, but I also am enjoying Gabrielle and Victor, much to my surprise. I loved Gabby at the press conference. Actually, my favorite part of the show might have been when Lynette took her hair down. There is some real trouble on the horizon for she and Tom, and I think that will be quite powerful.

I actually enjoyed Mrs. McCluskey, Porter, Ida, and the dead body. I don't mind the bodies: I think it's a neat trademark of the show.

I hope DH can have some strong numbers for its last few episodes of the season so that it can be the number one scripted program of the season. I know it was the most watched scripted program of the fall (according to "Entertainment Weekly"), but the numbers have been down a little since January (still Top 10 every week, though), which might mean that it will lose out to CSI or GA for the overall season.

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Susan, what a psycho! That guy was a jerk for what he did but to kick him, steal his keys and try adn move his car was too much. She was moer wrong than him

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I thought I would post a positive comment before people start in with the same tired bitching.

What a great episode, per usual ~

I love the Gabrielle vs. Edie junior high games. I loved Edie saying "You're as tall as my legs," and I laughed at Gabby's comment "I want icicles hanging from that bitch's ears!"

Susan is cracking me up with her man hatred. I enjoyed her telling Julie what to say, and then Julie delivering her own version, LOL.

I feel bad for Mrs. McCluskey :(

Glad they mentioned Bree and her moist muffins!

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I enjoyed last nite's episode.

The gals chat 'She will show you later!.' :lol:

Loved seeing Julie 'If you want something bitchier, do it yourself!'

Liked the Mike/Ian scene 'I liked you better when you were comatose and pooping in a bag. ' :lol:

Susan rolling up the window on that guy....hilarious

Felt bad for Tom and Kayla is such a b!tch in training. Hehe

Loved the Mike and Susan moment and Mike's message :wub:

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I enjoyed last nite's episode.

The gals chat 'She will show you later!.' :lol:

Loved seeing Julie 'If you want something bitchier, do it yourself!'

Liked the Mike/Ian scene 'I liked you better when you were comatose and pooping in a bag. ' :lol:

Susan rolling up the window on that guy....hilarious

Felt bad for Tom and Kayla is such a b!tch in training. Hehe

Loved the Mike and Susan moment and Mike's message :wub:

I agree with all of this. One thing I am really noticing is how much interaction the housewives have lately, and it always seems very natural. They manage to come together and discuss neighborhood events like the Mrs. McCluskey debacle while not losing the tone of their individual stories.

I forgot to put in my original post that my favorite scene last night was Lynette and Susan trying to hide from Gabrielle, and how when they were caught, Lynette said that she was working but didn't know what Susan's excuse was. LOL.

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First DH post in a while! But I have been watching. Shane, I kinda agree with you on everything.

I don't think this season is as "lacking" as last season's was. I think this season is much better and is like the show's first season, but it isn't as good. The show is struggling to find its groove without repetition (or dropped and quickly changed storylines). But last night's episode was good, IMO. I can still enjoy this show VERY much, I just think sometimes it tries to hard and ends up hurting itself.

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