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Model Nico Tamburelli from Buenos Aires 🇦🇷

The McEnroe brothers are SO annoying. They are talking about nonsense when the ball is in play.

These 18-year-olds ain’t playing. I suspect she’ll do that. Oof. Leylah’s got moxie.

Leylah Fernandez is showing incredible composure while Naomi is losing it.

Naomi is sorta melting down in this tiebreak.

People got jokes. Indeed. That was a very poised, mature performance.

This match is amazing. ALCARAZ! He did it!

Sloane knows better than to get into crosscourt battles with Angie. Or at least I thought she did.

This Tsitsipas/Alcaraz match is pretty entertaining.

Sloane getting a little sloppy against a player she usually owns.

If only Brando did that move… We’re about to get in trouble with these GIFs 😂

Lol. I love how into these scenes Lisa Lo Cicero gets. Nice seeing Bobbie. I’ll never get over the name “Johnny Wactor.” It’s like an ‘80s porn moniker. He should be co-starring with Jeff Stryker.

Not Patrick McEnroe trying to make a joke about how much Pablo Andujar fücks (“three kids in four years… he’s a busy man!”) and James Blake not taking the bait…

The Anisimova/Pliskova match was really good. The women’s side is MUCH better than the men’s, but I’m only watching what ESPN airs on TV, so who knows what kind of stuff I’m missing.

Vika, oy. If she loses this match… She fùcked that up big time.

From the JHud biopic, which I haven’t seen, but, um…

Irie from Jamaica 🇯🇲 in NYC 🇺🇸

Muhammet from California 🇺🇸

He’s got a little something lol. But there are moments when he looks like Jerry Seinfeld, which is not a compliment. Depends on the angle. Body is on point, though. And I don’t like his loud celebrations after almost every point. Just seems like a child. RCB fûcked that tiebreak up.

He’s so annoying to watch.

Taylor has come unglued. Been a while since I’ve seen Carballes Baena play. Always thought he was hottish.

USO crowds are just rude. Obnoxious drunk corporate types who hang out and talk through matches. Bublik, you f*cker. You had one job.

Indeed. And was up two sets and served for it in the third. Ridiculous. At least he won, but he’ll face a buzzsaw in the next round. Michael Chang looks better the older he gets. The ESPN folks hate Jenson Brooksby’s grunting LOL. Usually they cape for great young American hopes.