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They would have been better off crediting the episode to "Veronica Sandbridge." If I were TC, I'd demand an explanation. And a payment.

Amen!

It was an old script. They just reused it and figured no one would notice or care.

Then, for God's sake, someone in the WH needs to break the damn glass on the 25th Amendment!

I refuse to give Republicans the benefit of the doubt ever again on anything. They're like Imogene Salinger. As far as THEY are concerned, the coronavirus has one thing going for it: it's killing all the right people. Oh. My bad.

That's putting it kindly. In fact, that's putting it TOO kindly. With all due respect, @Soapsuds, I want us, as a nation, to do more than just "Hold On." I want us to demand, in the largest possible numbers, that the Trump administration and the GOP members of Congress, get up off their fat, entitled asses and DO something before this [!@#$%^&*] kills us all. Because, I, for one, am not prepared to die from some stupid virus that could have been avoided had those in charge actually done their damn jobs for once instead of coming up with new ways to make their left-leaning counterparts look like idiots and screw the rest of us over. Hillary, dear, it can't GET more "real" than the coronavirus.

Better to do that, I guess, than face the possibility of being voted out of office after only one term. I'll give you a hint: Same.

Let's get real: the GOP would rather be caught having cheap, roadside motel room sex with underaged Taiwanese boys, who don't know a word of English, than bail out the middle and working classes. We'll be lucky if they send each adult a coupon for half-off admission to the Jefferson Davis Museum in Killniggatown, KY.

I guess the coronavirus decided it needed to do something to make up for all the [!@#$%^&*] it's caused thus far.

Sorry to "hear" this, @DRW50. My condolences to your friend and your family. +1.

For her next performance, she'll be dusting off and updating an old favorite, "Corona Don't Preach."

They're snatching 'em off the faces of idiots who aren't sick, don't show any symptoms and think they will protect them from getting the virus.

Congratulations! Wash your hands! Quit "The View"!

Guess this means "Black Rabbit" and "Cut the crap!" about to re-enter the SON lexicon.

Coronavirus discriminates against no one. Not even shower mold like Harvey Weinstein. Disgrace. A sheer and utter disgrace.

"Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me." Replace "the very rich" with "politicians" and it's the same guiding principle.

#Karma

No, I think that's Jay Acovone (ex-Brian Emerson, SFT). Unless you were talking about the parrot?

Thank you for that, @DramatistDreamer. Although I certainly feel sorry for that guy, lol, I'm glad we can still find the humor even in this really dark time.

What was that again about looking for the helpers? Welp. We found one. Finally. God bless "Vernon" for everything he's doing to help those most vulnerable. I pray the Lord will keep him and his loved ones safe from this coronavirus. (Same goes for everyone here at SON. My heart is so heavy with anguish and anxiety over how the virus has affected this country as a whole. We had it coming, of course, but that doesn't make me any less sympathetic.) Better late than never.

My Trump-defending mother has been saying that the shutdown and border closings were just ruses for the government to track down, round up and detain illegal immigrants. And I'm afraid developments such as this will only convince her she's right. My fear: just as it took a celebrity (namely, Tom Hanks) coming down with the virus for people to realize the coronavirus was not a hoax, it'll likely take another celebrity or public figure actually DYING from the virus for them to realize the precautions indeed are necessary.

I've been saying that expecting all this to be over in the next month or two was being far too optimistic. Especially as there are still those who refuse to take this seriously, and in doing so, continue to spread the virus to others. As I see it, we will be lucky -- no, make that blessed -- if our current restrictions aren't still in place come Election Day, in November.

Listen, if you need to know how to screw during this time of mortal danger, your priorities ain't worth s**t. "Officials have learned that the president craves a constant diet of flattery, which they serve up during daily televised briefings." See what happens when you fall asleep during class, boys and girls? Agree. And when that day comes, may God have mercy on all our souls.

Actually, it's more like... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9oHOAgOH8E

God forgive me, but I can't help but hope this outbreak, and his shitty way of handling it, will follow that man for the rest of his miserable life.