I think it's time for Kirsten Storms to take another vacation. She's not gonna get pregnant again right away so let's have her take another, uh, sick break.

FIRE:

Frank

Ron

Michael Easton...Sigh-less

Michelle Stafford

and your little dog, too...Kristen Alderson

Teresa Castillo..............

Marc Samuel [for the love of God and Blanche Devereaux...Rue McClanahan rolls over in her grave]

Roger Howarth

William Devry

OFF CONTRACT:

Tony Geary

RECAST:

Duell the tool[Chad Duell]

Bryan Craig[or at least a shower once in a while]

Tom Hardy[Matt Ashford or Grant Aleksander or someone in that age bracket] for Anna/ Alexis

Mike Corbin[Jerry Ver Dorn, Jordan Clarke....] as love interest for Monica

Paul Hornsby[Gordon Thomson] for Tracey

BACKSEAT:

the kids to a few episode per month

ON CONTRACT:

Linda Tovar

Wally Kurth

Give Dante and Lulu a better story than baby rabies!

I'd totally do a storyline like the Purge movies

I think the Guza years were just one big Purge movie.

Between a hurricane and a subsequent, second outbreak of Lassa Fever that hits the town of Port Charles, I would "take care" of...virtually the entire cast, lol.

Exactly! Half the characters would be killed off via natural disaster, disease outbreak, etc. It would look like the damn apocalypse! Another chunk would be recast. I'm not even sure who I'd have survive at this point.