David: You're breaking up with me Jake?

But writers, when you can't say Cracker Jacks, the joke is DOA.

Nice young Tad-like move there Damon, though a veteran schemer like Liza could certainly flip you taking half-naked cell phone pics to her own favor.

So Ryan's MacGyver too...

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I could care less about who's in the opening, who's not in the opening, blase blah, but I do not like the stylistic choice ( ) of how the opening just abruptly *happens* these days. They should really bring back the vamp. Such a simple and effective way to draw in the audience, it was a non-verbal, "Uh-oh, here we go y'all" that even made not-so-interesting stories seem a little more exciting.

Edited June 9, 201015 yr by SFK

That's not how any soap matriarch would act, lol. If I went to Kate Martin (AMC) or Bert Bauer (GL) about my father's flaws, they'd sit and listen calmly to my whining; then, over a glass of iced tea and plate of fresh cookies, they'd tell me to stop wallowing in self-pity and love my father regardless of the things he's done (and I do).

Well, I'm not as ancient as they are.

We're the same age, so that makes you a viable peer! So, come. Lay your head on my bosom. Tell me all about it! Your whining is my story.

Yes, I can. But I'm on a vegetarian diet. I don't feel like serving DeeeDee's ass on a platter. Just, please, start contributing something useful.

And I hope your response, if any, to this doesn't come with an "I've tried so hard a thousand times, but can't come up with anything other than a cliched remark" edit byline.

Another desperate tl;dr post from you?

Just stop honey.

It's sad now & you're sadder for it.

Edited June 15, 201015 yr by DeeeDee

Edited June 15, 201015 yr by All My Shadows

No, more like...

(Aw, come on, R and DeeeDee. You know I love you both.)

No, more like...

(Aw, come on, R and DeeeDee. You know I love you both.)

:lol: :lol:

To this day, I've no idea what made Maya think she could take on Doreen (and win). How do you think Doreen got to where she was, gf? You don't climb to the top w/o learning how to take care of yourself.

Another desperate tl;dr post from you?

Just stop honey.

It's sad now & you're sadder for it.

Thank you for the wake up call. The last thing I want is to become a mirror image of... well... you!

Thank you for the wake up call. The last thing I want is to become a mirror image of... well... you!

That's the best you've got? Really?