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[Maxim]

Britani - Mary, how are you today?

Mary - I'm good.

Britani - Good.

Mary - How are you?

Britani - I'm good

Mary (walking away) - Hope you stay that way.

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[Maxim]

BISH my wig fell off when I heard Meredith say this thing about Whitney and alibaba. I'M LAUGHING SO hard... I'll get into bronchospasm if I don't stop.

I LOVE HOW RANDOMLY EVIL MEREDITH can be. It always is so out of left field... 

AND BISH... THIS new girl BRYNWIN is berserk. LOVE HER SO FAR.

HEATHER - SHUT THE F-CK UP, fake ass BISH. 

[Maxim]

Season 5 is FIRE. You were right! I'm up to episode 7! Britani ended up so relatable and real! She's the Carrie-Bradshaw of the show. Always pining away for her toxic Mr.Big. 

Heather is unbearable  this season. She has delusions that she can manipulate and control the narrative. Nice to see the new girl Bronwin ruin her plans. 

Mary still causes me to have panic-attack level of laughing moments. She's so iconic. Nobody can make me DISLIKE MARY. She is my number 1 of all time. PERIOD.

SO yes... LOVE THIS SEASON. 

[alwaysAMC]

Haha love to hear it!  Have you gotten to Meredith's bar mitzvah? That is one of my all-time favorite Mary moments 

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Bronwyn humbled Heather a little, or at least made Heather realize that she can't bulldoze or control newbies.  Brownwyn was a strong first year housewife.  Heather barked a little, but I thought she ended up being a non-factor by end of the season.  I felt like Heather and Whitney took that much-needed backseat this season to make me be ok to see them again next season, if that makes sense.  

[Maxim]

No... I'm up to the episode after the husbands had a little altercation. Good to hear that Heather barking was just that... barking. I knew she would be humbled. I want to see more of that. Bronwyn is SUCH A WIN. I just adore her. She and Mary are my top 2 in the cast right now. Little girl and Heather need a little time-out. Both are acting too much and NOT GOOD acting.

Meredith has been more controlled so far... Lisa is just... borderline personality disorder. Scary, but entertaining. 

The season is very binge-able and balanced. The first 2 episodes were the weakest moment. Then it gets better and better with the new girls being a breath of fresh air.

 

[Antoyne]

It’s fun to see someone watching season 5 now. It was such a fun ride and I would comfortably put it up there with some of the best seasons of any franchise. That’s how entertained I was every single episode.

I always appreciate any and all Heather hate who I’ve seen through since season 1 and especially season 1 reunion.

[Maxim]

Heather will never in my eyes be anything more than a Jen Sha groupie... I had empathy for her and appreciated her till a point where she got it in her head that she's the protagonist and the storyteller of the whole show. I don't know who lied to her and told her that she can be a great narrator - she isn't. In my opinion. And this season she is worse than ever... playing this role of a I'M-SO-REAL and I-M-GONNA-DEFEND this group from outsiders... and I DON'T TRUST ANYONE...

All while she is OPENLY manipulative and two faced and constantly pits people against each-other while wanting to stay clean. 

Bitch... we SEE through you. 

AND MARY said to perfectly - you leave a trail of LIES. 

I also can't say enough good things about Bronwyn. Yes, she's a bit over the top, yes, she want attention and her costumes thing is a bit too infantile... but when BISH is serious - she's just amazing. I don't want to see too much of that funny side. I like her serious side better. I instantly clicked with her. 

Britani - at first I thought she was an idiot, but now... I just love her. She is REAL. She's the least scripted of all the housewives, even though I feel someone motivates her to constantly share her personal life. But she is raw and authentic more than some of these other bitches. 

[Taoboi]

Also enjoying your S5 posts. And you are right...it is soooo bingeable. And you still haven't gotten to the great stuff yet.

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[Cheap21]

SLC’s cast trip is in Australia and it’s partially being filmed as a crossover with Below Deck Down Under!

 

 

[Taoboi]

Cool!!!!!!!!!

[Maxim]

WOOF... that man in the middle. JESUS. HOOOT. WHO IS HEEEE

P.S

I'm up to the episode where Bronwyn's husband acted incredibly rude with her in front of her new friend. 

I MEAN - IF MY HUSBAND TELLS ME DONE...

DONE.

DONE.

Repeats it 3 times... 

He'll get a drink in his face. IF HE IS LUCKY.

Bronwyn's bad look is her husband. I am not vibing with this man. 

[Taoboi]

RHOA

 

So we going to talk about the mess that Porsha has been doing in regards to her alleged tea about the Kenya/Brit mess?

[alwaysAMC]

I read that she said the pics of Britt were underage - was that it, or something else to it?  I did see she and Kenya are kind of feuding about it on social media now, which is sad because I enjoyed how they got close this season.

[Cheap21]

Porsha is an idiot adn its not even worth entertaining her accusations. She is directly contradicting some of the things Brit is saying. I think she's lying and causing problems with her cast to deflect from her own issues and as clickbait for her new YT channel. It sucks bc I finally got mysel to a point of genuinely liking her but she's the same Porsha and I cant say I see it for her anymore

[Taoboi]

It wasn't underage, but yes Porsha said it. She also claimed that someone on the current cast ( I think some claim Angela) gave Kenya the pictures...which is silly cuz if someone did the REUNION would be the perfect time to drop that bomb. Why kill what momentum this season has with this info? I can't. Given she had to delete her stuff per Bravo, I can only assume Bravo is P.O.

 

Same. Killing her own momentum. And Bravo does not even seem to be pleased.