Bravo's The Real Housewives of....

[Chris B]

I hear The Real Housewives of Melbourne will start airing next Sunday on Bravo!

[NothinButAttitude]

RHOA:

Nene can go. Seriously. If she's too big to film with certain women then she can go. Kenya, on the other hand, I understand her reasoning for not wanting to film with Porsha. I'd pay her in dust too. Without Kenya, Porsha has no story, which means she might not hold a peach next season, which is fine with me. Bravo just needs to dump Nene, Porsha, and possibly Phaedra and snag Marlo, Vicky Rowell, and bring back Sheree.

RHONJ:

Boring. So boring. All these women come off as fake this season. Every single last one. We all know Teresa is straying from normal behavior because of her case. Dina comes off guarded when it comes to familial issues. Melissa oozes fraudulence. Amber is clearly acting for the camera. And the twins come off as authentic but the people surrounding them are famewhores. This whole franchise wreaks of fame hungry people and fakes. But Bravo only have themselves to blame as they killed this show two seasons ago, by focusing on the Gorga/Guidice/Wakile feud for too long.

That's great news! Maybe it'll gain a good enough audience here, so when season two airs, it'll air here on track and Andy (a real host) can host their next reunion.

[Eric83]

From who?

[Chris B]

Bravo aired promos for Melbourne yesterday. I'm surprised they don't have anything on the website.

[Cheap21]

That's great news. Now more of you will experience the fabulosity that is Queen Gina

[Eric83]

NJ was good to me last night. Last season was boring and contrived as hell. The twins and Amber >>>>>>>> Caroline, Jacqueline, and Kathy.

LOL @ Amber getting so upset at Teresa's house over the charges. Teresa was like "Are you okay now?" :lol:

It's going to be popping next week! Amber husband is messy as hell!

[Cheap21]

the youngest one is growing up quite gorgeously. Her blue eyes are to die for.

Milania's turning into quite the brat. They need to check that now.

I love Teresa's hustle. She's running with this cooking/baking thing. I have to say this season is so depressing. I find it uncomfortable to watch her through her current struggle.

TeresaTwin, I hate how she pronounces her name. Id rather it be pronounced the same way as the original but with a letter at the end of her name. The pronunciation is just annoying. They really should have just canned her and kept Nicole as a housewife.

Why was Khloe Kardashian working the front end?

What was the point of Amber bringing that sh-t up in front of Teresa's kids? Really? And then she starts crying and kept going on and on about it. Oh boy, now she's bringing up her cancer. Girl, STOP. I cant with her constantly bringing up the cancer card

I feel as if Ritchie has been recast with Rino.

NY

I cant...lol

BH

The two Lisa's filming together. Vanderpump SLAYS just walking down the street

[Taoboi]

LOVE what the Queen has on. LOVE.

[Cheap21]

I love that Lisa has replaced Brandi and YoHo with Rinna. Upgrade!

[NothinButAttitude]

Hopefully Eileen joins Lisa's squad to bring down that ratchet ho-bag known as Brandi Glanville.

[Chris B]

Lisa Rinna is going to stunt on these hoes with her fashion.

[MrPrezident]

I thought this would be a train wreck but the more and more I think about it the more and more I love Lisa Rinna joining the cast! I wonder what her tag line will be? "I have a heart as big as my lips! Just kidding."

[Cat]

OMG that is a great tag line! Bravo better come up with some stellar ones for BH. though I suspect Eileen's might include the words "young" and "restless."

[NothinButAttitude]

RHOC:

It was OK. I love that it was setting up for next week, which is the trip to Bali. From the past few episodes, to tonight's, and even the preview of next week, Tamra is all over the place. That woman lies like it's no tomorrow and can't even keep them straight. IDK why any of these women are eager to be her friend. They should all wash their hands clean of her.

[Chris B]

Here is the first promo I've found for RHOMelbourne. I think they could get good soundbites from Jackie and Gina if they want to keep the promos in this mold. I do think it's a mistake airing the show at noon because that gives them no chance to develop any audience. Regardless of the ratings, since it isn't produced by Bravo they won't lose money so I would just place it after one of the existing Housewives shows and see how it does. Or they could've put it on Thursdays with Don't Be Tardy.

ETA:

Forgot the actual promo lol: http://instagram.com/p/rBhgZqzdnf/

Edited July 29, 2014 by Chris B