Members YRBB Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 OK, so I don't know too much about the soaps I don't watch, but the ones I do seem to have a few patterns that they repeat over and over and over again. For example: BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL: Of COURSE there is a triangle going on! DAYS OF OUR LIVES: Of COURSE he/she came back from the dead! GENERAL HOSPITAL: Of COURSE someone got shot! Those patterns could be with something good or bad! What are others? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Pine Charles Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 ALL MY CHILDREN: OF COURSE Brown & Esensten are "chasing the dragon" when they come up with storylines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Snark Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 ONE LIFE TO LIVE: Of COURSE someone committed a crime and didn't go to jail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cat Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 GH: OF COURSE Jason will save the day! OF COURSE Carly will be praised as an excellent mother! B&B: OF COURSE there are no gay men in the fashion world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Noel Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 Guiding Light: OF COURSE Ellen Wheeler and David Kreizman are pulling ideas out of their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dm. Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 PSSN: Of course Theresa won't tell 'the truth.' Ever. Ever. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brimike Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 I never EVER picked up on that before - and now it's all I'll see when I turn on B&B... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members R Sinclair Posted March 31, 2008 Members Share Posted March 31, 2008 ALL MY CHILDREN OF COURSE Tad, Ryan and Krystal never take responsibility for the hurt they've caused others, but stand in unforgiving moral judgment of those who have done them wrong. OF COURSE all characters have "sympathy," "grief" or "goodbye" sex with someone other than their committed partner and consider it "not cheating." OF COURSE the Pine Valley Police Department is clueless, useless and dumb as a box of hair so everyone goes to Tad and Ryan to solve crimes. OF COURSE whenever danger arrives in Pine Valley, characters who can barely afford to live in the Pine Cone Motel seem to miraculously crap enough money to pay for 24/7 bodyguards -- or as they call them, "men." GENERAL HOSPITAL OF COURSE when there's an explosion, crash, shootout or some other high budget stunt/special effect, Sonny's always involved and Jason saves the day. OF COURSE Laura Wright's Carly will never be cut down to size and will say the most vile, vulgar, disgusting things -- and still be viewed as the heroine of the show. OF COURSE every new woman that comes to town falls under Sonny Corinthos' spell and suddenly will sell their mother, children and a couple of old women from a senior citizen's center into white slavery just to have the chance to be impregnated by him OF COURSE any storyline with Luke is not worth an emotional investment because Luke will undoubtedly steal something, mistakenly murder somebody or kidnap the Wig in a Rocking Chair and have to go on the run for six months just so Tony Geary can go to Amsterdam... and every character on the show will act like this is such a shock, as if it doesn't happen every two months and we'll have to watch Lulu whine, shriek and bitch about how Luke never wanted her. OF COURSE Sam will use her miscarriage from 2004 as justification for every shitty thing she's ever done since then. And that's ridiculous because... OF COURSE any woman on this show who gets pregnant will miscarry before the end of her first trimester... so it ain't nothing special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 AMC: OF COURSE St. Ryan has to come save the day all the time OF COURSE Erica has to never say "Grandma" or "Grandchild" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MTSRocks Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Oooohhh can I use this one for the Fisher clan on Y&R! Gloria, Michael, and Kevin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members brimike Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Do we all sense a pattern forming here? :lol: They're all interchangeable! It's like everyone's making the EXACT same mistakes! Hypocrites, self-righteousness and hero complexes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Phoenix11 Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 Y&R: OF COURSE Gloria is gonna get away with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 1, 2008 Members Share Posted April 1, 2008 ATWT: OF COURSE some harmless character just went full-blown psycho! OF COURSE there's a new character brought on the show every other month! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ian Posted April 3, 2008 Members Share Posted April 3, 2008 Hmm let me see if I can do all the soaps AMC: Of course Erica Kane was just recently married and divorced. B&B: OF COURSE its the same tired [!@#$%^&*] with the same tired characters DAYS: OF COURSE it sucks GH: OF COURSE it's a cheap rip off of the Sopranos GL: OF COURSE it has a great cast but no production value OLTL: OF COURSE Todd can get away with anything PSSNS: OF COURSE it's cancelled!! :) and finally Y&R: OF COURSE Victor Newman is the center of the show!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 9, 2008 Members Share Posted April 9, 2008 I'm shocked a CarJack-er like yourself left out ATWT! ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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