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MORE MORE MORE! - Andrea True, Bananarama

Gotta lay of the vodka though. Too expensive and it makes me want to smoke ciggies. Tonmight my aunt and I are having Shanties (sp?) ( kinda like a beer Sangria, mixed with ginger ale, GINGER BEER!, lots of ice, and lemons and limes)

I had to go to the Caribbean store to get the Ginger Beer. Bruce, the little old guy who runs it is so cute, but so lecherous! "Ayyy Brandeeeeece! Loeng tayme noeee see! Keep growing yoee hair. Looook gooood! Whaiy you all button-up? Can't see yoe chest! Can't see yoe lovely hair on yoe lovely chest!"

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What? I can't vent my frustrations about my bastard, drug dependent cousin?

So anyways, I have this cousin. Druggy. Bad off. His aunt's purse got stolen. Since I was with his cousin (also my cousin, his aunt's daughter), he thinks that wherever we went that night...something happened. Then, the cousin I was with...tells him that we went to see a classmate of mine from the university. Kepp in mind that we all live like an hour away from my school. So he calls me, cussing me out, cussing me every other word, wanting my classmate's number....saying that my classmate (who lives an hour away and doesn't know any of my family, I just go to school with him) must've stolenhis aunt's purse. Now, my whole family is beginning to think that my druggy cousin is starting to lose the appearance of innocence, running around hurling accusations at complete strangers. Plus!...he just so happened to be at home (right across from his aunt's house) the night her purse was stolen.

UGH! I can't even talk about it......

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I don't think you need Jessica Fletcher or Nancy Drew to figure this one out. The problem is, you can't accuse him until someone catches him in the act. (trust me, in our family's case it turned out to be my grandmother while other people were blamed, but all the adults had her figured out years before she was caught red-handed) You'll all have to be careful with your belongings and your money while he's around. If HE'S lucky, some of you will perform an intervention before he gets into real trouble.

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BUT there's also the theory that the 16 year old "wants-to-get-his-stick-wet, drug-dependent, white-"bruthah", forbidden-to-have-contact-with" boyfriend of my 13 year old cousin (the missing purse's owner's daughter, the cousin I was with earler in the night that the purse was stolen) stole my cousin's (the missing purse's owner, my 4th cousin, the assistant district attorney in the area) purse.

I swear...I live in a soap opera. :rolleyes:

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