Members KLN Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 Okay, this is pretty crazy. Last night, I was surfing through AOL member profiles and stumbled upon the profile of a guy that I went to middle school with. He was always an [!@#$%^&*], and I never could stand him, but I knew he didn't remember me. We barely ever spoke -- I just know he did some of my friends shitty. And, from time to time, he treated me shitty. Anyway, I sent him an instant message, and he instantly informs me that he's tripping off shrooms. I was like, "haha! I should screw with him." So, I tell him that my hot cousin wants to meet him because she saw the pictures in his profile but is too embarassed to IM him. He was like, "Wow, does she live around here? Maybe we could meet up." LoL I told him yeah, and he gave me directions to give to her so that she could come by his house. Then I told him that she had no clue where that was, so I'd just have to pick him up and take him to her... which I did. I pulled up, and he got in my car. He was like, "Dude, is this for real? I am soooo [!@#$%^&*] trippin' right now." Obviously, he was... BIGTIME. He was barely even awake, and he was laughing nonstop at the stupidest things (like my coconut car freshener). Then I told him that I had bad news -- she (my "cousin") was too nervous to meet him, but maybe she'd let me go pick her up and take her to his house if she knew that he was "for real." He was like, "Well, how do I prove that?" I said, "Well, I have this digital camera here... take a picture of yourself to let her know that you're really here and willing to meet her and I'll show it to her. She'll meet you for sure then. Otherwise she's probably not gonna come out in this freezing cold for some guy that she's not sure is really there." He then proceeded to take a few face pictures, got out of the car and had me take a picture of him (because he "doesn't like closeups" LoL) and then I was like, "Hey, you know what would be funny? If you snapped a picture of your cock.... hahahaha!" And yes, he even took a picture of his penis, LoL. HIS PENIS!! Of course, I turned my head to be nice because he was wanting to go inside the Speedway gas station to take the picture (so that he could "get it hard" for the picture, LoL), but I wasn't going to let that bastard run off with my digital camera. So, I told him that there wouldn't be enough time -- my battery was almost dead. So I turned my head and he snapped the picture. Then he pulled out a bag of weed from his jacket and offered to smoke some with me and my "cousin" later, but I turned him down. He got out of my car and I drove off, with him fully expecting me to return with my non-existant "cousin" in tow after showing her his pictures. What a dumbass dipshit. Meanwhile, I have pictures of him AND his penis that I plan to distribute to his circle of friends via e-mail. God, I'm evil. It may have only been middle school, but he was total dick (pun intended) and I hold grudges. Here's the picture he had me take, LoL Sorry you didn't get your booty call, man. You got PUNK'D!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mitchapalooza Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 OHH MY FREAKING GOOD GOD Kenny. That is DELICIOUS!! I say do it!! Karma is a !@#$%^&*] baby!! Though is there any chance he could some how come after you or something? Like try to get u back or some [!@#$%^&*]? BTW were the pictures impressive or deflating, LOL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members KLN Posted October 27, 2005 Author Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 LoL Mitch, he was so screwed up, you don't even know. I doubt he'll even REMEMBER it. Seriously, he was so screwed up, he was barely even awake, LoL. He was just like, "Uhh... duhh....." As for the pictures, he was hung pretty okay, LoL. Cracked me up though how he tried to make it look bigger by doing some weird stretchy thing with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mitchapalooza Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 Seriously man, you always have the most hilarious and crazy stories to tell on here. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drew Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 haha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members darraholic Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 I always knew you had shades of Jan Spears in ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members King Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 OMG! Kenny, that's HILARIOUS! I love it! He's kinda cute in a weird...MTV thuggy kind of way. Are you distrubuting the bad ones? [email protected] if so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crc Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 This is freakin' hilarious! You got some guts on you, dude! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FanSoAp07 Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drew Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 You shoulda posed with him in a compromising position and emailed that out as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Alan Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 PMSL! You truly are Mr. !@#$%^&*]! Great stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bree Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 He is one of the fugliest things I've ever seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drew Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 I find it hard to believe people wern't picking on him as a child cause yeah ... fugley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 This is freakin hilarious Kenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jude Posted October 27, 2005 Members Share Posted October 27, 2005 What are those white marks on his coat? Jizz stains? Cocaine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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