Charlotte Church Announces Pregnancy

[Brandeis]

and POW! go them feathers

[Shawn]

But don't you know Scotty?

She's unwed, pregnant, liberal.

Soon she will have hairy armpits and worship Rosie O'Donnell! *GASP*!!!!!

[Marilyn_M]

And that would be a problem because what? I gotta to hand it to you though. You've mastered the art of making a mountain out of a mole hill.

[Scotty]

You forgot the tar!

[Scotty]

Oh no!!!!! Well we can't have that!

[Shawn]

She simply must go to Miss Harpill's Academy for the Unwed and Knocked Up!

[Brandeis]

*giggle*

Let's kill the damn slut. She probably supports gay rights too.

All you villagers, grab a torch!

[Scotty]

She's probably also against the war in Iraq and is a Communist!

Maybe she's also linked to Adolf Hitler.

Oh no! run for your lives!

Seriously though.....I think she's nothing more than a typical 21-year-old in terms of her attitude.

[JER Soaps Fan]

Um, who...dear...whoa... come again?! :o :o

[JER Soaps Fan]

You better believe it, Brandeis. Church has signed a deal with the devil, as far as I'm concerned.

Where's that sweet girl who, just a few years ago, sang "The Prayer" with Josh Groban?

OH, Charlotte... OH, dear, dear Charlotte. The fallen angel.

[JER Soaps Fan]

That would be a problem for me, personally, because it would be my worst nightmare. I mean, a woman with the last name of "church" being a "party girl" and a "liberal." What's next, cats that fly?

[JER Soaps Fan]

Now, now -- no one said anything about murder. I wouldn't condone that, anyway. An intervention would be one appropriate action plan.

[Scotty]

Usually it's these types of kids who tend to act up....children of police officers, politicans, preachers, teachers, actors, etc.... She's just rebelling about against her religious upcoming. Young people do that....it's called puberty.

And cats can fly....at least temporarily. Haven't you ever seen a cat jump out of a tree or off a roof with their paws spread out before they land safely on the ground? It makes them look like they're flying, at least for a moment or two anyway.

[Scotty]

She doesn't need an intervention. She just being a normal 21-year-old. Remember what most of us were like at that age?

[Marilyn_M]

So the f*ck what if her last name is Church? Why are you so hell bent on making her out to be satan's mistress? Her last name is Church so that means she can't be human like the rest of us? And who are you to throw stones on what she does in her own, private life? Its her body, its her choice. Leave the girl alone. Would you want people passing judgement on how you live your life? Rather hypocritical if you ask me. I don't get the fact that its a bad thing to be liberal. Friendly reminder: Jesus was neither democrat or republican . People can choose to be on any side of the political field that they want cause guess what? Bad seeds come from both sides but I think what takes the cake is all these holier than thous who get caught literally with their pants around their ankles . So please, just take it down a notch or two. I hear valium works wonders!