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NJ BOOM!!! THE TRAILER IS HERE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Ooooooo HELLL-HO!!! LOL. Not yet. I will probably attempt to mid-week...when my work schedule (finally) lets up a little.

BH Big news tomorrow. NJ Trailer allegedly this week. Marge and Teresa really and truly fell out. And apparently Dolores and David broke up.

Now why we gotta bring Ace of Base into it. Chiiiilde!!! lol. Hehe. I understand.

OC The calm before the (Beador) storm. Not as good as the first two episodes, but still involving all the same. So...the takedown of Shannon appears to be really be happening. I figured from the moment Heather was announced back that it was going to be her vs Shannon. The Have and the Have-Been? Perhaps it's karma for all the times Shannon had Vicki and Tamra's back against others. Or the years of Shannon hiding her hand after throwing the rock. But in any case, that appears to be what is happening at Emily and Gina throw her under the bus, Heather won't have anything to do with her (and that scene with Terry was funny), and all Shannon have are newbies who are still new. How will Shannon think her way out of this one? I am intrigued since Shannon can dramatic as well as compiling. And that threat Heather gives Shannon next week. Ooooooo...how soap opera. Meanwhile, we got drama with the newbies. Noella is doing all the right things...most importantly being transparent in her first season. Her highs and her lows. And I like her friendship with Shannon, Nicole, and Gina. And speaking of lows...that look Gina gave her when she came to the relationship not done up (but still looking beautiful) said it all...if they only had that house for 7 months and Sweet James was really fighting her to the point of a divorce...yeah sounds like he has a whole other family in Puerto Rico. And then there is still the drama with Nicole...who got to tell Shannon off. And I continue to see (including next week) that Nicole will be around stirring the pot...so I'm looking forward to seeing if it will come to pass that she vanishes after the cast trip. THINGS I LOVED. THE JOY OF NOELLA. She's been a great newbie. Beautiful. Stunging. Fun. But at the same time showing off her life. And though Kandi did it first...a sex dungeon. Not that that helped her. This mess with the taxes and now divorce. And she has been raw in those moments, but quite self-depreciating. And that (along with the friendships she's been forming with Shannon and Gina) has made her very relatable. I would love to see how she will navigate all of them. I mean...her man turned off ALL her cards. She was a real housewife...if old fashioned to not have her own money, but we will see how it turns out. HEATHER AND THE TEXT. OMG! Terry...SAME. That scene was so freaky hilarious. And I heard that whole text in Heather's voice. Oh, how I laughed every time she added more sentences between Terry got a word in. THE DRAGGING. YAAAAASSSSS, GINA, YAAAASSSS!!!! Gina READ...SHANNON...DOWN. And I was here for it. Not bad for someone who said she did not want to fight. She could have fool me. lol. She told Shannon about herself and let Shannon speechless. 'I don't have to go out of my way to be kind, I'm just kind.' BOOM!!! I watched twice. THINGS I DID NOT LIKE. WELL AT LEAST SHE'S TRYING. Yeah, sorry, Jen. No. Nicole is giving us drama...signs she had the makings of a housewife. Noella is also giving us drama. And Jen...just gives...a husband who doesn't wear a shirt. And while he is foine and I look forward to his shirtless-ness next week, come better babe. She's coming across like Drew on RHOA...and rumor is Drew is about to get a taste of her own medicine next season. So Jen better hope that Andy does not take a liking to hers or she might be having to deal with a similar 'storyline' next season. Good to bring in the mother issues already discussed, but Imma going to need this newbie to do more. BEYOND THE BAR. Speaking of...Emily...you been doing good and it looks like she will be great next week coming for Shannon like everyone else is coming for her. But this week? Snoozefest. Good episode. But next week looks bananas as...the Takedown of Shannon continues... Oh how I hollered at that RHOA gif. I said the same to @Chris B. Who is hating on Queen Alexia? Cuz I might have to pull out my Carmax. She has been nothing but living a drama life since she's been on the show. And you know I love Adriana, Cat, but that is what she's giving me. Because even the episode I watched the day I posted that (part 1 of Lisa's lingerie party), she was giving so much vixen fashion so this vibe clothes-wise is jarring to me. But I fully expect her to step it up. I just sooooo miss her jet-black hair. She (and Joyce from BH) for me had some of the best hair in the franchise. Jusst mmmmm. lol. Oooh how I've been waiting for your opinion since I saw someone mention that the season had ended online. I even hollered when Janet said online basically three of the newbies was out and well nice try. Good to hear you liked it.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy Germany.

Well I go out of my way to avoid spoilers for things I want to see (every Marvel show on Disney Plus, the majority of the post above) because I want to see it myself. GAME OF THRONES Red Wedding comes to mind. I didn't start binging it until around Season 7. And WAS NEVER SPOILED. And trust there were moments. Knowing would have taken away from it. Glad to not know. But critics were a different breed back then. Now have I've seen a few thing? Yes. But mostly because critics act like they cannot write in a way that DOES NOT have some form of a spoiler to it...even if said spoiler has nothing to do with said review. It's a shame that there are some people out there just spoiling it for the sake of doing so. Need to get some lives for sure. Cuz that...is just tragic.

Outside of me side-eying Best Story, I feel it's a good list for this year. Same wavelength for the most part.

THIS.

What is there to knock? Eric Martsolf has always had a banging bod, but I definitely find it more hot now than on PASSIONS tbh.

OC Since it has come up again...some more Nicole tea and probably why we will continue to see her before the cast trip...

@Chris B hold up!!!! Who hates on Cuban Barbie? She has ALWAYS been a walking soap opera, but fascinating to watch. Perhaps Adriana is a friend so she can play off Larsa in a way to get that mojito back. And I suspect the same as you about holding back Episode 3. From what I saw yesterday on Twitter, A LOT of people got caught up to speed on RHOM because they wanted to see this reboot so a lot of people now are interested in a way they were not at the time. So Peacock knows moderation is key. I love the review. Thank you for setting my morning up right.

SLC I liked it and all. But it suuuure left a bad taste in my mouth. Well I can't say that the Jen Arrest storyline isn't giving me everything that BH EricFake's storyline did not. Either Jen is truly delusive to be still filming it all or she is truly pulling a page (or ten) from the SERIAL MOM playbook. Which if she is, she will be riding this storyline all the way to trial and making it a spectacular mess. Which if that is the route she is going...wow that is just insane. Could she get off just like Katleen Turner's character got off just by turning the audience's perception? Or perhaps I am just giving Jen's cleverness too much credit. Then again, we know Bravo is ride-or-die for her to get all that footage so total possible. I mean...she actually got on camera and said Stu did it all. She got on camera and talked about her kids in the FBI coming to the house. And there she was again trying to talk to her husband about being upset. She is not innocent...and to me it appears she is acting (her tell being how camera conscious she is now...looking at it every chance she gets)...but darn it if she is not acting CIIIIIIIRCLEESSSSS around Ms. Jayne. The bad taste for me watching was two fold. Part of it was the girls' reactions to Jen's arrest. On one hand, it's one of the best parts of the Jen Arrest storyline. We all wanted the reactions. The aftermath. And the aftermath for sure is giving as it should as we are getting all of the girls' reaction. But on the other hand...outside of Mary and Jeannie, I find myself finding the girls' reactions (sorry Fabulous Ice) extremely two faced. I am completely off Whitney's bandwagon. Heather I cannot decide if I think she is being Jen's ride-or-die because she is her friend or camera time. And each of them (outside of Mary and Jeannie) have no problem throwing someone else under the bus to be in Jen's favor. Perhaps next week's mess will clear this up in my mind, but I don't know who to trust. And speaking of Mary...more of the bad taste continued. 'Is Mary's church a cult?' most definitely has turned into the other main storyline. Nothing like a Rose scorned I guess. But it also has showed how hypocritical they are. Let us coddle Jen when there are more facts and apparent receipts, but let us witch hunt Mary on hearsay...oh and because she can gather these hoes with the quickness. Given Mary is kooky, it just feels like people attacking the 'other' and as an other...yeeeeeh no. If we are going to be attacking Mary, let us keep that same energy for Jen. JS. JEN. Such an oddity at the moment. Yeah, it was nice to see her feel pain for her family. On the other hand, I could never quite tell if she was in pain because she got caught or if she was in genuine pain. She still was taking no accountability, yet she did seem in pain. At least she has things (her kids, her husband) to keep her appearing human. That said...wow. Throwing Stu under the bus. My jaw dropped. How far will she go? Not looking forward to seeing Season 1 Jen (Ms. Rage Machine) coming back, but I can't say I'm bored with her yet. HEATHER. Unlike THIS ONE. Was she really just being the ride-or-die or just wanting to get some payback on Fabulous Ice? They both have no problem running to Jen with the quickness to tatter tale on the other. Honestly, I would say she's the latter now since she does not even seem to be believe Jen and side-eyes her each and every time Jen pleads innocence. And I was right there with her though when Jen threw Stu under the bus. WHITNEY. Need a group in order to confront Mary? Guuuurl, real ones...especially real Housewives...can take on Big Bads all by themselves WITH RECIEPTS!!!! You're just mad cuz Mary stays reading you down...LITTLE GIRL. LISA. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Fabulous Ice ain't wrong. People stay pressed on her. See Heather see Jen for the first time since the arrest and throwing her under the bus. See Little Girl bringing her up every chance she gets. I was sorry to see the rift between Meredith and her grow wider, but she really has no one to blame, but herself at this point. Like has been mentioned, she is trying to play both sides of the fence. And even I can admit that her attempts to do so...are not fabulous at all. In fact, she needs to own it even more than Little Girl does at this point. MEREDITH. Was she there? lol. But seriously, outside of reminding people she is not friends with Jen, she was just comic relief. Which was funny. Here are all the girls falling on their swords for Jen/Mary...and she...was out walking her dog. Not a care in the world. #bossmoves JEANNIE. I always enjoy her family life. Otherwise...was it me or was she already setting up for a feud with Meredith once she is done with this Mary attack? MARY. I wonder how they will feel about her when we get to the part of filming when the law comes looking for that runaway? Now THAT would be proof of something where again she does not appear she is in the wrong. Nothing to really say on her except I'm looking forward to her next week. Overall, it really was a good episode, but...the toxicity was peeking through. RHOM Confessional: No matter what tv system I had, when I did bingeing on Season 2, the system always glitched on the Lisa lingerie party episodes. I guess it was due to it being the same title...easily resolved with a Part 1 and Part 2, but you know Bravo love their typos. So...I got to see Part 1 today. lol. But...Part 2 is GONE. smh. For now I hope and not some ridiculous Bravo mandate. So I also saw those first 5 minutes... 'You'll be surprised what Destiny has in store for you.' I was just watching that part of Episode 1, Season 2 earlier so chills. I loved everything about the first 5 minutes. I think we all know Season 2 was itself a reboot so the fact Season 4 opens similarly is perfection. LAS CUBAS ARE BACK IN THE MOTHERFRAKKING HOUSE!!! And the Miami scenery porn was off the charts already. I like how they set up for Larsa's return. If anything I wish Adriana still had jet-black hair, but I'm sure she still has fire. And I am curious to see how she is now cuz while pretty she still is...she was giving RHOA S8 Sheree (as in not as wealthy as she was in early RHOA) vibe with that dress.

I saw a clip of the beginning. OMG yes!!! Alexia, Lisa, Marysol, and (especially Adriana) were serving and then showing off their houses...YES PLEASE. Your move, Bravo. @Cat since you found the Family Guy and I mention that other mushup clip...FOUND IT!

Oh how I hollered at work when I saw this post. I mean really, Ingo? It makes me wonder if that is why they gave Jax a nothingburger exit rather than the 'killed by mob hit' exit that it appeared to be heading in with him. Because they sensed this would happen.

Yeah, I do at all believe Frons loved soaps ever. But yeah he went about getting what he wanted in a 'square in a round circle' way and there was a reason people cheered when he was fired.

BH Oh, no!!! Not Fancy!!!

NJ Well sounds like we might get a trailer in the next two weeks. Also Marge did an interview where she said she got stuff thrown at her and someone also dunked her (?). #justiceformarty Doesn't sound like a good season for her, but...well...when you start something, others do finish.

Well, that wig wasn't too bad. lol. I am glad I tuned in. I thought KA did a good job and wardrobe definitely dressed her like Taylor. Sidenote...I LOVE what Steffy had on, but I always had a thing for berets. And SHEEEEILA. hehe. I saw potential in just this episode. I wonder how it will last though.

Le sigh....

HA!!! COME TO DADDY!!!

@Chris B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and @Antoyne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehe. F*uck him.

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