http://youtube.com/watch?v=F7fgsYt6kcw

Its a spoof of the song Me Against The Music.... here are the lyrics

LYRICS:

All the people in my crew,

Are really young and I am too.

Madonna: Hey Britney!

Britney: Oh no! She's here!

M: Hey you wanna hang out?!?

B: Sorry, I'm kind of busy right now.

M: At a club?!?

B: Bye!!

B: She's always there,

Every time I turn around.

Her creepy stare,

A dying 80's disco sound.

She follows me,

A desperation I can't take.

Keeps calling me,

She's worse than Justin Timberlake.

Ever since I kissed her,

She's been on me like a !@#$%^&*] and,

I don't need another mother,

But she just won't leave me alone.

She won't leave me alone.

I don't wanna knock her,

But she's a crazy sucker,

I wish she'd take a walker,

And just get her butt on home.

!@#$%^&*] leave me alone!!

B: How 'bout giving me some space?

M: I just really had to see ya.

B: Can't you get out of my face?

M: I've got a great idea! It's a sexy video!

B: No, I really do not wanna.

M: Be my !@#$%^&*], I'll be your hoe!

B: I'm not nasty like you Madonna!

M: Hey Britney!

I need some help with my career.

Look at my cane,

And look where I stick it.

I'm desperate,

That's why sometimes I pretend I'm queer.

It was in my pants,

Who wants to lick it??

Get on the swing,

Try not to leave.

Spread your legs,

Roll in my leafs!

I need some of your young blood.

Please fulfill my hunger.

My last CD was a dud,

I need to be younger.

All your youth and energy,

Please I really need it.

Now expose your neck to me,

With my fangs I'll eat it.

Alright everybody!

Let's vouge, vouge....

C'mon good times

Vouge....

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!! OMG......That's hysterical!!

That's... [!@#$%^&*] hilarious. Thanks for posting.

LMAO.