OLTL: Tuesday, May 14, 2013 Discussion Thread

[cassadine1991]

yeah no....

[Khan]

Jack Manning is the greatest Angry Caucasian Straight Male Teen of all time. He is a credit to his people, as is Mr. Andrew Trischitta (who will, no doubt, win 250 Emmy awards and be greeted with standing ovations on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" before it's all said and done). So, how DARE you besmirch Lorraine Broderick's Greatest Creation of All Time with all this silly sex talk about him and some rando dayplayer? Don't you know how much he would betray his people if he went there? No way would viewers allow that. They will be ready to picket outside every Abercrombie & Fitch and Aeropostale store in this great country of ours if OLTL even suggested such a thing.

[IcyOne]

The reach and desperation for that mythical gay character who isn't going to materialize...and if he does, it probably won't be anyone predictable, because it almost never is.

The reach and desperation for that mythical gay character who isn't going to materialize...and if he does, it probably won't be anyone predictable, because it almost never is.

[Winchester91]

He's a god-fearing Heterosexual, dammit. The focus groups would never go for that.

[Khan]

This is true.

[cassadine1991]

Christopher Whitesell created him too

[Winchester91]

For goodness sake, I'm just havin' fun with it. Jack is an easy one pick on. If he has a female love interest, I'd most likely support it. CJ Roberts on the other hand...now -that- is one mythical rainbow unicorn.

[cassadine1991]

yeah... I wouldn't mind that Dusky girl with Jack..

[Khan]

He did? Then I have brought shame upon my people, the entire walking soap encyclopedia race.

[cassadine1991]

that he is... but there was that one time he was playing with his mother's makeup and clother

i know you are just messing around

[Winchester91]

Mother's make up? If Jack isn't gay...maybe he should do the whole straight-boy-in-drag thing. Agnes Nixon would be so proud.

[Khan]

Jack Manning would never do such a thing. He would debase and demean every Caucasian teenager on the planet. He must be treated as the Nixon-ordained jewel of his race that he is.

[cassadine1991]

I am sure she would, but his many female teenage fans wouldn't be happy, well the ones I normally see on Twitter

Isn't Bianca Montgomery that as well and she is also a Lorraine Broderick creation, hmmm.. And we know what story Agnes did for her in 2000

[Khan]

Oh, [!@#$%^&*], steam is spewing forth from the robot's ears. Nice job, cassadine.

[cassadine1991]

I prefer cyborgs and androids