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[Mr. Vixen]

[All My Shadows]

Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea Colman McColl Mitchell Grimaldi

@OriginalBitch

@BigLucinda what you didnt kno, bitch, is that john was fckn me last nite. ho.

[DeeeDee]

@DuchessMcKechnie Mother? Mother are you there?

@GriffinOfJustice Yes dear?

@DuchessMcKechnie Mother do you mind sending me my Gucci sandals. William, Kate & I are going yachting.

@GriffinOfJustice Bonnie Louise McKechnie I am not your errand girl. You're an adult now.

@DuchessMcKechnie But mother! I have to have those shoes. They're the only ones that go with this outfit.

@GriffinOfJustice Sorry honey. You should have thought of that before you went running off to the south of France.

@DuchessMcKechnie Oh mother not another speech!

@GriffinOfJustice Don't you Oh Mother me young lady. I am your Mother. Your Father might let you get away with everything but I won't.

@DuchessMcKechnie Fine Mother! I'll see if I can get one of the Kardashians to bring them to me. One of them is always laying about.

@GriffinOfJustice I'm sure. Well I've got several more briefs to prepare before court tomorrow. Is that all you wanted dear?

@DuchessMcKechnie Of course Mother. What else is there?

@GriffinOfJustice I don't know, maybe something along the lines of missing your Mom while you're living it up in Europe.

@DuchessMcKechnie Oh. That. Well duh Mother.

@GriffinOfJustice Yes honey. Duh.

@DuchessMcKechnie I have to go Mother! Kate wants to go horseback riding.

@GriffinOfJustice Ok honey. Be safe. And say hello to your Father for me.

@DuchessMcKechnie Alright Mother. He misses you, you know.

@GriffinOfJustice Mhm. I'm sure. Love you

@DuchessMcKechnie CIAO!

[DRW50]

I like that. At first I thought Duchess was Shannon for some reason. Or Kay Chancellor.

[DaytimeFan]

Alexis Morell Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan

@TheFirstMrsCarrington

Awakened by the kisses of @DexDexter, then slipped into silk penoir, then caviar, then martini, then some scheming about @SaintKrystalCarrington. #Bliss #ItNeverGetsOld

Jill Foster Abbott Fenmore

@CEOJill

Not a catfight in years @MrsChancellor, not a business storyline @Jabot, my ridiculous son @BillyDouche is hardly in my life and my love interest @AussieBloke is about to be axed. #Ageism #DesperatelySeekingDiva #RIPBillBell

[DeeeDee]

DesperatelySeekingDiva :lol:

Thanks

[DRW50]

@TheLucindaWalsh Ten years of money spent on the best detectives, and not a peep! I have to find you on Twitter!

@KirkADoodle Ever wondered if there was a reason for that?

@TheLucindaWalsh You were never good enough for my sister anyway! @KirkADoodle @Lisa'sForgottenSon

@LisaMiller Ole Lucy, just leave my son alone!

@TheLucindaWalsh Why don't you go croak out one of your standards. If you ever had any.

@JustLily @MonteganEmbassy Mother please!

@TheLucindaWalsh Montega is so hot this time of year. Or any time of year. Why don't you visit for the holidays? What about my plan to give Craig a permanent vasectomy? Lily, keep your hair out of your eyes - it adds ten years. Why did Natalie and Ethan send me a photo from the farm? That place is a health hazard. Always was. The pond is full of bacteria. And that's just the Snyders.

@JustLily Mother, I wish @Luciano had never told you about Twitter.

@TheLucindaWalsh He told me? Honey, I invented it!

[Mr. Vixen]

Lesley Webber (HomelessGrandma)

@LizWebber...Wait, since when do I have grandkids? @LoopyLucky, why didn't you tell me this?

[DRW50]

@BiancaWhereIsMother Mother? Mother?

@WhyItsEricaKane You're not my Bianca. Your eyebrows are too close together.

@BiancaWhereIsMother Mrs. Walsh is my mother. Or she used to be. Where is she? Where am I?

@WhyItsEricaKane Is this some kind of philosophy? That's so out of style. Try @BrookeEnglishHomelessShelter. She's always looking for a new cause. Or a pantsuit.

[quartermainefan]

Marlena Evans Black (AllNaturalMarlena)

@WhyItsEricaKane @RevaShayne Remember when when all were the same age? You girls tune in to watch my torrid scenes with @TheRealRafe. So what are you up to? Oops, hubby is calling me for 40something sex. Ta!

[DaytimeFan]

Kate Roberts DiMera

@KateRobertsDiMera]

God I look fabulous. #JustAnotherManicMonday

[Mr. Vixen]

Krystal Carey (@ItsBiggerDownSouth)

Why does it always burn when I pee, y'all?

[DRW50]

Dr. Taylor Hayes Forrester

@DrTaylorHayesForrester

@SinfulSteffi Saw those "purity" photos of Hope. With a mother like Brooke she has no chance. I feel sorry for her. Taking her fiance is doing her a favor in the long run.

@RaginRick You left your...blueprints in my room last night. When you pick them up drop by the liquor store.

Looking for any men, ages 18-70, who are struggling with sex addiction. Please include nude photos, for research purposes.

[DRW50]

@NoSkisPlease

I get wifi in this attic but they won't let me out!!! Please!! Here comes another tornado!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BingCherry]

Skye Chandler (@SkyeInsertLastNameHere)

@AdamChandler JR did what? And how come I'm always the last to find out about these things? Huh, @StuChands