New Years Resolutions

[Matt]

Mine is to reactivate my fitness routine that I had last summer that seemed to peter out (no pun intended) last fall. Gotta start hitting the tanning bed and the gym again while eating much cleaner than I have been. The amateur strip season should be coming up and I must be competition ready . Besides, you just never know who might be watching if you're having sex in public.

[Tony Lord]

OOH Falcon

[Matt]

Yeah, I've been on a porn kick lately. I was gonna put Brad Patton in there, but he's not with Falcon anymore (and besides, his better attributes wouldn't fit, proportionately or tastefully ). Kane's Irish accent just drives me crazy and Dean looks like most most ideal man ever. I think Roman's hot, but he needs to STFU in his videos. My gawd, those whiney/moan sounds he makes! And I just want to lick that tatoo on the back of Josh's bicep.

Santa shoulda brought me a Falcon body for Christmas.