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Y&R: If you're going to raise the dead...

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They could do some crazy past/present life and have a pregnant man give birth to HIMSELF!

Right up Scott Hamner's alley. Except the baby's other hermaphrodite parent would be killed off in a "riveting" murder mystery, inspired by Amber's new murder mystery novel!
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Wow. Did you feel that...

...cause you just BLEW.MY.MIND

BAHAHAHAHAHA

That's why Phillip 3 came back... to find Doc Brown and his FluxCapicitor and go back in time to have his father impregnate him (with himself) instead of Jill, so that in the future Jill and Kay can be friends again (his way of making it up to them after faking his death) assuming that without the P2 stuff J&K would be friends forever. But then he goes too far in time, accidentally undoing the whole fabric of time and space... and so Nina never meets him and never wastes her time on such a LOSER and goes on to be very happy forever because she is the greatest!

Now this I like! And Christopher Lloyd would make his daytime debut.

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Carmen faked her death bc she was gay and couldnt stand that she couldnt be in an open releationship with Druscilla who is also a lesbian that faked her death and they are both living as lovers away in Europe

That chokehold in the breakroom was their way of professing their love for each other. That's also why Victoria Rowell left...nothing to with racism...she just refused to kiss another girl.
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So Zapato won't be screwing Colleen's dingo?

Maria can do the first homosexual dog story!

Nah, I think he's going to run off with Cane, in between eating everyone's babies.

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Somewhere, in LA... Maria just passed her crackpipe to Hogan so that she can scribble this all down before the drugs wear off and it seems outrageous again.

QUICK REFRESH THE PAGE, ALL THESE VISIONARIES IN THIS THREAD POSTING AT THE SAME TIME

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Too bad Bill Bell didn't fake his death (not for being gay, but rather after seeing how his son botched the B& B ) ... then he could come back and write for his baby.

RIP Bill Bell, we love you.

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Somewhere, in LA... Maria just passed her crackpipe to Hogan so that she can scribble this all down before the drugs wear off and it seems outrageous again.

If by "crackpipe" you mean Del Taco, then [!@#$%^&*] yes...Hogan is as high as a motherf**ker.
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Zapato dies, is taken to a taxidermist, and is placed next to Mary Jane's stuffed p ussy in the study. Slowly they learn to love one another, and eventually they begin "stuffing" on a regular basis.

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You guys had better stop this or we will be accused of YET another 18 pages of whining about the current state of Y&R and on anotehr of our agendas of making Y&R look bad just to prop the precious Chris Engen.

You know we are all "bitches".

Clearly if you don't love Y&R and bow down to it's glory you have motives these days and are a bitch.

And evidently that is okay around SON these days.

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Y&R is utter crap right now, and doing exactly the same crap other soaps get roasted for, yet many let Y&R slip away with no damage for doing the same.

I'm so glad more and more people are waking up to what a farce Y&R has become and just how uncreative this current writing regime is and what hacks they all are.

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lol Steve oh come on... we're creating stories that are consistent and flow with the current style. I wanna see what ideas you have...

We're saving the genre... one resurrected latent homosexual at a time :)

Did Cassie Newman fake her death? (because she's gay)

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Colleen faked her death in 2004 and sent in some girl who came from a place called Port Charles to take her place. Suprisingly, no one noticed. The reason she did this was because she couldn't pretend she was into JT's music and not get any. When she found out that JT slept with her replacement, she sent professor Korbel to break them up. When the replacement and Korbel were getting somewhere, she replaced her replacement because she was "too fat". She sent in a street kid she met in Australia to be her new replacement. Once again, no one noticed.

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Colleen faked her death in 2004 and sent in some girl who came from a place called Port Charles to take her place. Suprisingly, no one noticed. The reason she did this was because she couldn't pretend she was into JT's music and not get any. When she found out that JT slept with her replacement, she sent professor Korbel to break them up. When the replacement and Korbel were getting somewhere, she replaced her replacement because she was "too fat". She sent in a street kid she met in Australia to be her new replacement. Once again, no one noticed.

All three are gay. (and JT is incredibly gay)

Just to clarify... definitely not bashing gay people here. I'm lampooning this show's use of them as a cheap plot point instead of characters.

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