... then you should have brought John Abbott back instead. He faked his death to get away from Gloria!! (because he's gay). Also, as I said in the other thread, CKLily and Tammin Sursok could be nixed by simply having Davetta and Adrianne come back as the REAL Lily and Colleen because they sent imposters to their families so they could live the lesbian life. It actually really nicely mirrors the Australian thing Cane has going on. Symmetry. Nice. Also Dru faked her death because she's gay, and sent Neil Karen.

OK come on if it's going to be stupid we may as well use it to get characters we want to see! Let's suspend disbelief and call up that necromancer!

Who else do you want to come back from the dead, while we're at it (the catch is they have to have faked their death because they were gay. Then it's alll good!)

Edited July 16, 200916 yr by ian

Phillip Chancellor II faked his death because he was gay. He never could get it up for Katherine, and Jill was just one last fling to try to convince himself he was straight. When he knew that wasn't going to work out, he faked his death after the car crash with Katherine. He tried many jobs, including being a con artist who lived with the Tates (Jodie Tate's conversion to heterosexuality only convinced Phillip of how right he was to hate himself), and being a doctor on the spaceship Galactica. Finally he ended up working at the Star Wars Cantina, and has briefly returned to this timestream to inform his family of his whereabouts, and that he had sent Rex along to make Katherine happy.

Of course, he didn't realize that Rex was also gay and also faked his death...

I love it! Also Marge faked her death because she's gay and wants to get with Katherine... who is torn between her own image (she does love herself) and Murphy, and a returned Phillip II and Rex because she thinks she can turn them from being gay.

Phillip Chancellor II faked his death because he was gay. He never could get it up for Katherine, and Jill was just one last fling to try to convince himself he was straight. When he knew that wasn't going to work out, he faked his death after the car crash with Katherine. He tried many jobs, including being a con artist who lived with the Tates (Jodie Tate's conversion to heterosexuality only convinced Phillip of how right he was to hate himself), and being a doctor on the spaceship Galactica. Finally he ended up working at the Star Wars Cantina, and has briefly returned to this timestream to inform his family of his whereabouts, and that he had sent Rex along to make Katherine happy.

Of course, he didn't realize that Rex was also gay and also faked his death...

STOP IT ALL OF YOU!

Maria is gonna use this for November and February Sweeps!

And I can already see the Phillip/Murphy banners....Murphillip anyone?!

Carmen faked her death bc she was gay and couldnt stand that she couldnt be in an open releationship with Druscilla who is also a lesbian that faked her death and they are both living as lovers away in Europe

LMAO! Nice one Cheap. That'll show Neil, turnin' all his women! bahahahaha

I'm loving this backlash against the current state of Y&R!

I guess we'll be expecting Zapato to die and come back soon too?

But only if he fakes his death... gay with Lily's dog. This will join the Winters/Newmans more than Neil working for Victor ever could.

STOP IT ALL OF YOU!

Maria is gonna use this for November and February Sweeps!

And I can already see the Phillip/Murphy banners....Murphillip anyone?!

What about the Murphy/Phillip/Phillip/Rafe quadrangle? Can you imagine the drama of father and son fighting over a man 25-50 years their junior?

When will we find out that Kitty faked her death because she was ashamed of her latent lesbian feelings for Mary Jane?

I love it! Also Marge faked her death because she's gay and wants to get with Katherine... who is torn between her own image (she does love herself) and Murphy, and a returned Phillip II and Rex because she thinks she can turn them from being gay.

I forgot about Marge/Kay. That would be a riveting story. And they could rightly say no dual role in daytime has ever been so daring.

But only if he fakes his death... gay with Lily's dog. This will join the Winters/Newmans more than Neil working for Victor ever could.

So Zapato won't be screwing Colleen's dingo?

Maria can do the first homosexual dog story!

Edited July 16, 200916 yr by Y&RWorldTurner

I forgot about Marge/Kay. That would be a riveting story. And they could rightly say no dual role in daytime has ever been so daring.

LMFAO with an 80 year old woman no less. JC would be up for another Emmy, and "Dear god in heaven," she could pull it off!!

Y&R should go for broke and outdo Passions... though I dont know how you can top a transgendered man having his own father's child.

They could do some crazy past/present life and have a pregnant man give birth to HIMSELF!

They could do some crazy past/present life and have a pregnant man give birth to HIMSELF!

Wow. Did you feel that...

...cause you just BLEW.MY.MIND

BAHAHAHAHAHA

That's why Phillip 3 came back... to find Doc Brown and his FluxCapicitor and go back in time to have his father impregnate him (with himself) instead of Jill, so that in the future Jill and Kay can be friends again (his way of making it up to them after faking his death) assuming that without the P2 stuff J&K would be friends forever. But then he goes too far in time, accidentally undoing the whole fabric of time and space... and so Nina never meets him and never wastes her time on such a LOSER and goes on to be very happy forever because she is the greatest!

They could do some crazy past/present life and have a pregnant man give birth to HIMSELF!

This can be Daniel's next story. They are paving the way with his taste in shirts.

Oddly enough I can also see Cane with this story. He tends to make those faces a woman might make while giving birth.

Or Adam will summon the power of the black arts and transport his life essence into Ashley's womb, meaning that she will give birth after all -- to a baby who will, in a few weeks, grow up to be Adam. Things get confusing when AshleyBabyAdam meets RealAdam, and Rafe becomes very confused over which one he should shoot. Instead, he actually shoots and kills Abby. The entire town is plunged into mourning for about three minutes, before they realize they don't give a crap. Her wardrobe and estate are given to the producers of Gossip Girl.