Striptease Ryan

A new club called Babalouie Gallopy has just opened and the biggest hypocrite known to man and of course to Dynamite Kiddo is taking on the job of a stripper. Why what is his name? St. Ryan Lavery! Yep he has got the knack for making people close their eyes and think that they are going to see a great show but all they get are his shortcomings. Watch out because he might end up reaching into his "bag" of special tricks and stroking the Pine Valley dangler. Yep it is something that can even make Roseanne Barr look tolerable. I am telling you the tips are rolling in for Ryan on the block as he keeps on rolling like he is in some bed with Bubba as they both make it out of prison while shagging each other like two h0rny rabbits about to make some babies hop hop a flop flop flop! Gosh there is so much in store for Ryan being the stripper that it really is going to be a sight for sore eyes or better yet for loser eyes because the Babalouie Gallopy is a club reserved for just losers. So yep Jonathan, Derek, Del, and a couple others can be invited to go there and figure out why even the funniest to laugh at is not even entertaining at this stupid little HIGH H0 club of the Valley. Gosh what is wrong with this picture? well for one, Ryan does not have any talent in anything and is rather quite big if you ask me and you have to fit a certain height and weight for stripping but you know he goes up a little bit. Gosh what are we going to do if Ryan is not going to satisfy our nights? I have an idea...let's play strip poker and whoever winds up stripped gets to run through a ring of fire and "scorch" the night. Gosh that would be even more exciting than winning three bre@st shaped cars on The Price is Right. Maybe as Ryan strips they can play Old Maid and once the person gets laid then that person just wins on the spot. Gosh what a special way to have Ryan doing the stripping and now perhaps he can do mining. Hey hey HIGH H0 Silver away!

Seems like viewers are on strike as well.

Lol.

I am so busy.

Good show today.

Sinclair love your new banner!

Sinclair love your new banner!

Thanks. Classic dialog and sooooo Erica, back when it was still cute for her to act like a scheming, spoiled brat. Not so cute now that it's 27 years later.

Please, Jackass, Aidumb, Assannie, Ryass, and Jonathug please FOAD and STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will Kendull please STFU while they're at it?

Will Kendull please STFU while they're at it?

Right, she needs to STFU, cause she's evil for looking for her MISSING husband being worried about him

Sure

Kate Hall was SW

Glad to see her!

So Jonathug remembers everything about the murders he committed. WOW. Yet he still shows NO remorse

Ugh

Derek really had the best line today when he told everyone to just shut up basically and allow them to do their investigation. The constant back and forth between these characters gets very tiresome.

I am loving the location shoots and actually enjoyed the dialog between Ava and J.R today. Kate Hall does wonderful with her scripts.

Right, she needs to STFU, cause she's evil for looking for her MISSING husband being worried about him

Sure

Your damn skippy! If Annie has to STFU for having a crazy maniac brother who has already took her daughter, and Ryan has to STFU for trying to protect his wife and his daughter from this crazy guy and Jack and Aidan have to STFU for being worried about Greenlee, then yeah, Kendall should have a coke and a smile and shut the [!@#$%^&*] up too.

Your damn skippy! If Annie has to STFU for having a crazy maniac brother who has already took her daughter, and Ryan has to STFU for trying to protect his wife and his daughter from this crazy guy and Jack and Aidan have to STFU for being worried about Greenlee, then yeah, Kendall should have a coke and a smile and shut the [!@#$%^&*] up too.

LMAO I think I missed that version of AMC. Richie NEVER took Emma. Ryan has to STFU cause he's the one PROVOKING Richie, while Richie has done NOTHING to him or Annie.

Jack and Aidan are idiots who need to STFU just for the hell of it, they've been so Laveryfied it's pathetic.

By the way, I hate Jackson and Aiden too. But back to Ryan. Come on, if your WIFE had a crazy brother who killed someone and made threats, you'd be all in his ass too. I HATEEE Ryan... but still I understand where he is coming from.

I don't, cause Richie has done NOTHING to him or Annie. Supposedly he's such a threat, yet they keep PROVOKING him, then are SHOCKED when he reacts......

Ryan and Annie just need to move on because I think Ritche would if they would.

I loathe Annie when I used to like her..... Ritchie all the way. He has ten times more depth than her character has and will have even more when he gets through this, I just hope he survives and doesn't get written out like so many other villains. Him and NuBabe have chemistry too. Ritchie has actually been one of the few bright spots on AMC these last few months.