Sources our telling us that Dusty has really lost his mind. He's lost it to the point where he's pretending to be in supercouples with people who don't even acknowledge that he exists. It's quite sad actually. I mean come on, why would Shawn leave Ryan to be with Dusty? I mean really. Come on. Really.

Sources are saying that Ryan did not enter rehab but is spending some quality alone time with his mistress in a cabin tucked away in the mtns of PA.

Sources are starting to speculate that Dusty has an alternate personality. Dawn is only a figment of his imagination.

Sources are starting to speculate that DrewHamilton has gone off the deep end. Could an insane asylum be the only solution for this veteran SON delusional? Sources believe so.

Sources are saying that Ryan did not enter rehab but is spending some quality alone time with his mistress in a cabin tucked away in the mtns of PA.

Apparently DrewHamilton was there as well...

More on this developing story later....

Sources our telling us that Dusty has really lost his mind. He's lost it to the point where he's pretending to be in supercouples with people who don't even acknowledge that he exists. It's quite sad actually. I mean come on, why would Shawn leave Ryan to be with Dusty? I mean really. Come on. Really.

When asked about what Ryan said, a longtime friend tells SOND that "Ryan's always been in denial. Both Dusty and Shawn showed sparks from the first time they met. And if Ryan thinks that there's no reason Shawn would leave him for Dusty, think again. Dusty has all the CD's Belinda Carlisle has ever recorded, a few Spider-man dance moves tapped down, and a lifesize poster of Christie Clark in his bedroom. Why wouldn't Shawn leave Ryan for Dusty? Ryan's a bore and a whore. Dusty's fun...and stuff."

This just in! Drew Hamilton has been seen being released from the opposed asylum after being kidnapped and admitted into said asylum by a particular supercouple hopefull.

Sources are letting it be known that they've known about Dusty's alternate personality Lusty for awhile now, but are just now learning that so many others knew and said nothing.......

Apparently DrewHamilton was there as well...

More on this developing story later....

Sources also say they are indulging on chocolate, strawberries and whip cream by candlelight.

Sources say Rhiannon still wets the bed.

And Dusty is not crazy. No slip personality. Just pure, hard lovin' for Shawn.

That's all for now. More details as they come.

Drew Hamilton has confirmed to our sources that he loves strawberries with choclate.

BREAKING NEWS

Shawn has officially broken his silence in a press conference outside of his Manhattan brownstone. "For the record, I do admit that for a while I felt lost and that I ventured away from the comfort zone that is Ryan Chandler. I found solace with Dusty because Ryan seemed to be pre-occupied with other parties. But when Ryan came to town and called me, I felt that we needed to really talk things out. I went to his hotel room and spent the night. We realized that no matter what, we are for each other. To Dusty, I apologize. But Shayan is forever, while a Dawn is but a day....thank you."

Details to come as they emerge...

When asked about what Ryan said, a longtime friend tells SOND that "Ryan's always been in denial. Both Dusty and Shawn showed sparks from the first time they met. And if Ryan thinks that there's no reason Shawn would leave him for Dusty, think again. Dusty has all the CD's Belinda Carlisle has ever recorded, a few Spider-man dance moves tapped down, and a lifesize poster of Christie Clark in his bedroom. Why wouldn't Shawn leave Ryan for Dusty? Ryan's a bore and a whore. Dusty's fun...and stuff."

In a press release issued from Ryan's camp, they only had this to say:

"8.5 is enough reason for Shawn not to leave."

In a press release issued from Ryan's camp, they only had this to say:

"8.5 is enough reason for Shawn not to leave."

Yeah......

8.5 brain cells!!

Inches bitch! Inches!

But as a millimeter man you wouldn't know....

BREAKING NEWS

Shawn has officially broken his silence in a press conference outside of his Manhattan brownstone. "For the record, I do admit that for a while I felt lost and that I ventured away from the comfort zone that is Ryan Chandler. I found solace with Dusty because Ryan seemed to be pre-occupied with other parties. But when Ryan came to town and called me, I felt that we needed to really talk things out. I went to his hotel room and spent the night. We realized that no matter what, we are for each other. To Dusty, I apologize. But Shayan is forever, while a Dawn is but a day....thank you."

Details to come as they emerge...

YOU BASTARD!!

(If I could think of a good, comedic movie quote revolving around lust, love, betrayal, and revenge...I'd insert it here.)