TEQUILA!!!!

Lick it, slam it and suck it baby!

Oh, I also like fuzzy navel's and grey goose fruit smoothies!

Oh, I'm so about to go to the bar a few blocks away from my place.

Seriously. Who wants in?

Oh and King, I'll take a handjob with happy ending on the side

Well, I don't drink alcohol...but I could use some after the kind of day this has been.

I'm hungry....but I don't know what to eat.

... I go to work after all that went down today and I miss the FUN?

Y'all suck

Shawn I'll join you at the bar, if you're still there. I'm sure I'll have catching up to do.

I never realized how many alkies SON had, but I must say Jungle Juice is where its at!

... I go to work after all that went down today and I miss the FUN?

Y'all suck

Shawn I'll join you at the bar, if you're still there. I'm sure I'll have catching up to do.

Oh I'll be there all night.

Or I might just go buy a case of beer and get stupid drunk

I would like a rum and Coke. With no rum because I can't drink alcohol but I want to belong....

One virgin rum and coke coming right up!

I would like a rum and Coke. With no rum because I can't drink alcohol but I want to belong....

Tishy, you make me laugh. You always belong with me

Shawn I say we break out some the good stuff and do some body shots! Any excuse for me to take my shirt off!

Oh I'll be there all night.

Or I might just go buy a case of beer and get stupid drunk

Pfft, that's the lazy way. You'll have much more fun if you wait 'till I get to the bar.

Shawn I say we break out some the good stuff and do some body shots! Any excuse for me to take my shirt off!

Hmm...could Ryan be a two beer queer?

*buys 12 pack*

Hmm...could Ryan be a two beer queer?

*buys 12 pack*

F.U.C.K.I.N.G! H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!

Hmm...could Ryan be a two beer queer?

*buys 12 pack*

if you think that, just wait until i start drinking some grey goose.