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The Cocktail Lounge

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I would take you to Old Navy....but I hear they have dirty crotches.

Old Scabes

Old Scabes

Old Scabes

Infest your fleece!

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Perpendickular to the Dairy Queen. Yes, thats right. No play on words needed.

Then we can head to Spencer's Gifts...you know, Toys R Us for adults. Belle tells me they have the most "interesting" toys in there. Apparently Marlena & Carrie recommended it to her.

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Then we can head to Spencer's Gifts...you know, Toys R Us for adults. Belle tells me they have the most "interesting" toys in there. Apparently Marlena & Carrie recommended it to her.

Yeah, Spencer knows his toys.

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Then we can head to Spencer's Gifts...you know, Toys R Us for adults. Belle tells me they have the most "interesting" toys in there. Apparently Marlena & Carrie recommended it to her.

Apparently Marlena likes the testicle mallet and Carrie likes the nipple shockers.

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Go to Madison "MadTown" Wisconsin and they have the best of the best, known as the Pipefitter, that has the best of the best toys even Belle would have a hard time pulling away from ;) Sharon Newman, she knows this place like that back of her hand :lol:

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Apparently Marlena likes the testicle mallet and Carrie likes the nipple shockers.

And you know Belle loves her anal beads!

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LMFAO @ testicle mallet

Hey, thought it was common knowledge. :)

I personally like the body butter. But since I don't like a high fat diet, I get the I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter!....Spray

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Go to Madison "MadTown" Wisconsin and they have the best of the best, known as the Pipefitter, that has the best of the best toys even Belle would have a hard time pulling away from ;) Sharon Newman, she knows this place like that back of her hand :lol:

Lol, is that where Sharon gets her pipes cleaned too? Lord knows she has a lot of backup.....

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And you know Belle loves her anal beads!

And of course Brady likes his king sized double headed...."microphone".

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And of course Brady likes his king sized double headed...."microphone".

So that's why he's always stretching his mouth....ok. I get it. Lol

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Hey, thought it was common knowledge. :)

I personally like the body butter. But since I don't like a high fat diet, I get the I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter!....Spray

I'm a whipped cream guy myself. Strawberry & Chocolate syrup too.

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So that's why he's always stretching his mouth....ok. I get it. Lol

Part nervous twitch, part testes hungry diva.

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