On Route 69? Oh yeah, I know that place. It's around the corner from Dik-Fil-A, the brother store to "Chik-Fil-A"

Perpendickular to the Dairy Queen. Yes, thats right. No play on words needed.

I would take you to Old Navy....but I hear they have dirty crotches.

Old Scabes

Old Scabes

Old Scabes

Infest your fleece!

Perpendickular to the Dairy Queen. Yes, thats right. No play on words needed.

Then we can head to Spencer's Gifts...you know, Toys R Us for adults. Belle tells me they have the most "interesting" toys in there. Apparently Marlena & Carrie recommended it to her.

We aim to please our SweetNYGal

You all have good aim too

*HUGS TISHY*

There is my hug for you, Tish....you can squeeze me just as hard as the Charmin bath tissue!

Then we can head to Spencer's Gifts...you know, Toys R Us for adults. Belle tells me they have the most "interesting" toys in there. Apparently Marlena & Carrie recommended it to her.

Yeah, Spencer knows his toys.

Then we can head to Spencer's Gifts...you know, Toys R Us for adults. Belle tells me they have the most "interesting" toys in there. Apparently Marlena & Carrie recommended it to her.

Apparently Marlena likes the testicle mallet and Carrie likes the nipple shockers.

Go to Madison "MadTown" Wisconsin and they have the best of the best, known as the Pipefitter, that has the best of the best toys even Belle would have a hard time pulling away from Sharon Newman, she knows this place like that back of her hand

Apparently Marlena likes the testicle mallet and Carrie likes the nipple shockers.

LMFAO @ testicle mallet

Apparently Marlena likes the testicle mallet and Carrie likes the nipple shockers.

And you know Belle loves her anal beads!

LMFAO @ testicle mallet

Hey, thought it was common knowledge.

I personally like the body butter. But since I don't like a high fat diet, I get the I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter!....Spray

Go to Madison "MadTown" Wisconsin and they have the best of the best, known as the Pipefitter, that has the best of the best toys even Belle would have a hard time pulling away from Sharon Newman, she knows this place like that back of her hand

Lol, is that where Sharon gets her pipes cleaned too? Lord knows she has a lot of backup.....

And you know Belle loves her anal beads!

And of course Brady likes his king sized double headed...."microphone".

And of course Brady likes his king sized double headed...."microphone".

So that's why he's always stretching his mouth....ok. I get it. Lol

Hey, thought it was common knowledge.

I personally like the body butter. But since I don't like a high fat diet, I get the I Can't Believe It's Not Body Butter!....Spray

I'm a whipped cream guy myself. Strawberry & Chocolate syrup too.