OMG thats friggin hilarious! Serves the dumbass right...lol!

Well now I know who to ask for advice when I wanna prank someone. You rock, Kenny!

Oh, wow. I was looking through old threads and saw this one... I totally remember this night! I still take such pleasure in knowing I got away with it, LoL.

...unfortunately though, I've lost the pictures I took that night. Argh!

Does anyone still have them? I sent 'em to a few people on this board, LoL.

Okay, this is pretty crazy.

Last night, I was surfing through AOL member profiles and stumbled upon the profile of a guy that I went to middle school with. He was always an [!@#$%^&*], and I never could stand him, but I knew he didn't remember me. We barely ever spoke -- I just know he did some of my friends shitty. And, from time to time, he treated me shitty.

Anyway, I sent him an instant message, and he instantly informs me that he's tripping off shrooms. I was like, "haha! I should screw with him." So, I tell him that my hot cousin wants to meet him because she saw the pictures in his profile but is too embarassed to IM him. He was like, "Wow, does she live around here? Maybe we could meet up." LoL I told him yeah, and he gave me directions to give to her so that she could come by his house. Then I told him that she had no clue where that was, so I'd just have to pick him up and take him to her... which I did.

I pulled up, and he got in my car. He was like, "Dude, is this for real? I am soooo [!@#$%^&*] trippin' right now." Obviously, he was... BIGTIME. He was barely even awake, and he was laughing nonstop at the stupidest things (like my coconut car freshener). Then I told him that I had bad news -- she (my "cousin") was too nervous to meet him, but maybe she'd let me go pick her up and take her to his house if she knew that he was "for real." He was like, "Well, how do I prove that?" I said, "Well, I have this digital camera here... take a picture of yourself to let her know that you're really here and willing to meet her and I'll show it to her. She'll meet you for sure then. Otherwise she's probably not gonna come out in this freezing cold for some guy that she's not sure is really there." He then proceeded to take a few face pictures, got out of the car and had me take a picture of him (because he "doesn't like closeups" LoL) and then I was like, "Hey, you know what would be funny? If you snapped a picture of your cock.... hahahaha!" And yes, he even took a picture of his penis, LoL. HIS PENIS!! Of course, I turned my head to be nice because he was wanting to go inside the Speedway gas station to take the picture (so that he could "get it hard" for the picture, LoL), but I wasn't going to let that bastard run off with my digital camera. So, I told him that there wouldn't be enough time -- my battery was almost dead. So I turned my head and he snapped the picture.

Then he pulled out a bag of weed from his jacket and offered to smoke some with me and my "cousin" later, but I turned him down. He got out of my car and I drove off, with him fully expecting me to return with my non-existant "cousin" in tow after showing her his pictures. What a dumbass dipshit.

Meanwhile, I have pictures of him AND his penis that I plan to distribute to his circle of friends via e-mail.

God, I'm evil. It may have only been middle school, but he was total dick (pun intended) and I hold grudges.

Here's the picture he had me take, LoL

Sorry you didn't get your booty call, man. You got PUNK'D!!

I can't believe I just read this.

Just now.

You ARE evil!!1

And you have some HARDCORE guts.

I mean, MY GOD!!

I always knew you had shades of Jan Spears in ya.

I've always believed soap operas can rub off on people. I mean, you watch them FIVE days a week, because of that you get really close to the characters and feel bonded to them -- you're bound to pick up tricks.

I can't believe I just read this.

Just now.

You ARE evil!!1

And you have some HARDCORE guts.

I mean, MY GOD!!

Well, this happened a year and a half ago. I just bumped the thread. I was looking back over old threads and saw this and completely forgot that I had posted about it.

It was awesome, though. He was so fucked up on drugs that he was ripe for the picking. If I told him to take a sh!t on the pavement and eat it, he would've done it. So I didn't really have balls... I just knew he was too screwed up to realize what I was doing, LoL.

Well, this happened a year and a half ago. I just bumped the thread. I was looking back over old threads and saw this and completely forgot that I had posted about it.

It was awesome, though. He was so fucked up on drugs that he was ripe for the picking. If I told him to take a sh!t on the pavement and eat it, he would've done it. So I didn't really have balls... I just knew he was too screwed up to realize what I was doing, LoL.

Actually, I still say its gutsy.

People can lie on the Internet.

He could have lied about being wasted.

He could have been setting YOU up. (obviously, he wasn't)

And if that was the case, he could have realized who you were and beat you up.

Again, BALLS.

Actually, I still say its gutsy.

People can lie on the Internet.

He could have lied about being wasted.

He could have been setting YOU up. (obviously, he wasn't)

And if that was the case, he could have realized who you were and beat you up.

Again, BALLS.

Believe me, I thought of that angle. That's why I met him in a populated area near the gas station before going around the corner where it was less busy. I wanted to make sure he was really burnt.

LMFAO...that's awesome. I love it. I'd love to see girls I went to middle/highschool with like that.

Though, I almost feel sorry for the guy, only cause he could so be my brother. LMFAO Scary, but true.

Awesome stuff.

Edited March 1, 200718 yr by Kylie

That's some classic shyte.

And this is why you shouldn't do drugs

And this is why you shouldn't do drugs

Anti-drug campaign.......

Narrator: "Don't do drugs. You could hurt yourself, someone you love..."

PICTURES FROM PHOTO ALBUMS FADE IN AND OUT.

Narrator: "...Or worse of all..."

FADE INTO PICTURE OF KENNY, SMILING.

Narrator: "...this will happen."

*SCREAMING SOUND FX*

KENNY'S PHOTO FADES TO BLACK.

Narrator: "Think before you act. Don't do meth. Or expect Kenny."

*CRYING CHILD SOUND FX*

anti-drug messages make me want to light up.

kenny, u must send me pix.

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