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Oh how I've missed you, 30 Rock!!! So glad it's back. Last night's episode was hilarious!!!

Funny moments from "Milf Island":

We actually got to see Milf Island (reference to last year!)

Milf Island doing well with "Soccer Moms, NASCAR Dads, White-Collar Pervs, and the Obese."

Taking off your bikini top as part of the "execution"

"We no longer want to hit that."

"Erection Cove"

"eating bugs for tampons"

"Stay tuned for Dog Swap!"

Devloped For American Televison by: JACK DONAGHY and BRIT ISHMAN

Liz's "comic strip" flasbach: "Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate! Ack!"

Liz: "No onion rings? Ugh this place can eat my poo."

Dick Cheney calls Jack and we hear Jack say to him: "No, they're not real, unfortunately."

Kenneth: "Your eyes look like my uncles after he would drink from the air conditioner"

Kenneth: "The truth will come out....like when my cousin Steve went to music school."

Liz telling Josh: "I think you're off the hook because Jack forgot that you're a person." Josh is estactic, "YES!!"

Jack: "If Don Geiss calls me 'Jackie Boy,' I'll be at Erection Cove."

Kenneth's prayer hand movements

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Episode 2.12: "Subway Hero"

Tim Conway's character when Kenneth shows him the writers room: "We used to call this the jew room." LMAO!!!

Dennis: ""When I say Subway, you say Hero, Subway......."

Major Bloomberg: "Hero?"

Tracy dancing to "We didn't start the fire"

Dennis: "I can't help McCain, he's a Navy man. I almost joined the Marines once."

Liz: "If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down."

Dennis: "Like a killer whale going nuts on its trainer at Sea World"

Dotcom comparing the Lincoln-era Republican party to the present Republican party.

Kenneth: "Choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord's name."

Jack: "That's Republican. We count those."

Jack: "The whole thing was a big misunderstanding. Like the Giuliani campaign."

Tracy: "Blackmericans."

Jack calling Chuck Norris, "C No." :lol:

Jack: "Dotcom this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is ... off-putting."

Dotcom "I guess that's why I'm still single."

Dennis: "Hey, last night, a stripper offered to give me a squeezer for free. And not just any stripper, a white stripper!"

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Episode 2.13: "Succesion"

Liz to Frank: "You look like Gene Simmons had sex with a basset hound!"

Jack: "When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies, so she goes to her grave a defeated woman."

Liz: "To get through it, I pretended he was a sandwich."

Tracy: "Me genuis is coming alive, like toys when your back is turned."

Tracy: "I gotta do something important so that my children will respect me, like be a senator or a wizard."

Jack: "Hugging......so ethnic."

Jack: "Devon, once they casted Clay Aiken in Spamalot, I knew it was only a matter of time you'd show up here."

Tracy: "Which one of my two favorite past times should I indulge in, video games or pornography."

Devon: "It's like taking candy from one of those guys who give out candy at gay night clubs."

Liz: "Suck it monkeys, I'm going corporate!"

Devon: "So go ahead, Donaghy, rub it in my face."

Jack: "Normally I'd say, I'd bet you'd like that, but today I won't."

Frank: "I've given my whole life to porn and he does it one day!!!! ONE DAY!!!!! ONE DAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!"

Dr. Spacement running in slow motion wearing a cape....and then he stops by the vending machine! :lol:

Dr. Spaceman: "Well, to the untrained eye, he appears to be, what we in the medial community call sleeping. But he is in fact in a diabetic coma and it could've been avoided by what we call eating."

Jack: "Couldn't you just inject something right into his heart."

Dr. Spacement: "I'd love to but we have no way knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different."

Liz: "Hey nerds, who has two thumbs, speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi."

Dr. Spaceman: "Now, it is 9-1-1 or 4-1-1? New York, Diabetes repair."

Jack: "I'd have my assistant go sit in his naughty stool if he didn't enjoy it so much."

The Stars Wars chart of animation!! "Polar Express" creepy. LOL!!

Frank: "A porn video game? I can't be done. History's greatest perverts have tried: Walt Disney, Larry Flint, the Japanese but they can't do it because of the uncanney valley. Let me show you something. Check out this chart. You see, as artificial represenations of humans become more and more realistic, they reach a point where they stop being endearing and become creepy.”

Tracy: “Tell it to me in Star Wars.”

Frank: “Alright. We like R2-D2 and C-3PO.”

Tracy: “They’re nice.”

Frank: “Up here, we have a real person like Hans Solo.”

Tracy: “He acts like he doesn’t care, but he does.”

Frank: “And down here, we have a CGI Storm Trooper like Tom Hanks in the Polar Express.”

Tracy: “I’m scared, get me out of there.”

Frank: “And that’s the problem. You’re in the valley now and it’s impossible to get out.”

Tracy: “That’s where you’re wrong. I was born to design a video game where characters get with each other for golden points. My genuis will not be denied. I’m like Mozart and you’re like that guy who’s always jealous of Mozart.”

Fantastic episode! :lol:

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Episode 2.14: "Sandwich Day"

Jack: "Hilary Cliton is president, sir.... I thought I just scare you out of it."

Liz: "This time I'm going to be the Marsha...Ow! My Nose!"

Jonathan singing "I Will Remember You" to Jack! :lol:

Liz: "Where's my mac and cheese." She flips over the table.

Liz: "WHERE'S MY SANDWICH!!!???"

Liz being scared of "youths". LOL

Jack: "The Bush Administration? I'd rather work for an American car company than get aboard that sinking ship."

Jack: "For 30 years I've been sleeping with the finest corporation. What am I supposed to do now? Lie down with some skank like 3M?"

Radio announcer: "A tornado hit downtown Detroit putting out several fires."

Jack: "I even stopped to catch a snow flake with my tongue but evidently that's some sort of signal is Chelsea."

Liz: "Who was that bitch who answered your phone eight months ago?"

Floyd: "Woah!"

Liz: "So this girl, what's her lower back tattoo? A chinese character that she thinks means peace but really means 'I have clamydia'?

Jenna: "A drinking party? What am I twelve and at my boyfriend's frat party?"

Kenneth: "Drinking's against my belief. Like gambling or freeway driving."

Tracy: "And I can't drink! I still got my Hollywood sock on."

Liz: "Peter Venkman....that's from Ghostbusters. You used Ghostbusters for evil."

Jenna: "Did you do the move I showed you?"

Liz: "No, Jenna, I did not come out of the bathroom and hand him my panties."

Jenna: "Well, that's how I met that mobster. "

Kenneth: "Alcohol? This smells just like Hill People milk. I've been drinking this since I was a baby."

Liz: "I wolfed my teamster's sub for you."

Floyd: "Is that a saying?"

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Episode 2.15: "Cooter"

Jack: "I don't like to think of this president as a lame duck. I like to think of him as a lame eagle."

Dennis: "I know that message and I know that tone. Everyone of my sisters got that message in junior year in high school - you're pregnant."

Dennis: "Pre-natal victimes....yeah, I know that pre-natal means. Pre - before, natal - ruined."

Dennis: "If it's a boy, we're going to name him Morpheaus like that guy in The Matrix. If it's a girl, oh yeah, I used to boff this chick named Judy and I would love to honor her."

Jack: "Of course it was. It would've been expensive, impratical and it would've been offensive to the red states and the gayer blue states."

Jack: "A guranteed disaster, like eating a burrito before sex."

Liz: "No, I can't go to sperm banks. The Duffy men use those like ATMs."

Jenna: "Oh no, someone's going to get more attention than me!"

Pete's flashback to his archery days in 1980! Then the archery joke comes back when he helps Kenneth!

Kenneth: "I will not fail you rainbow chicken."

Jack: "It appears you have a leak in your ceiling."

Cooter: "No. We don't. We looked into it and we don't."

Nice dig at the Bush admin!! :lol:

Jack: "I'm not prepared."

Cooter: "I'm not drunk, either."

Cooter: "Yes! I am so on a roll. No crying in my bath tonight."

Awww.....Jack went to see Liz after hearing that Liz wasn't pregnant. Love them!

I love this show!! It's so brilliant. Can't wait for next season. :)

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Did anyone catch tonight's season premiere? It was so funny! I'll post the funny moments/lines when I watch it again. :)

Anyway, here's casting news!

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/10/jon-hamm-to-gue.html

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Tina Fey and Jon Hamm!!?? Freakin awesome!

Wow, 30 Rock is having amazing guest stars this season! There's Oprah, Steve Martin, Jennifer Aniston, Leighton Meester and Blake Lively and now Jon Hamm!

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Wow Toups that would be amazing if it works out..John Hamm was pretty hilarious on SNL and i love the idea of those 2 wonderful shows coming together...By the way have you watched Mad Men yet? it really is the best drama on television..Season 2 was incredible..

As for 30 Rock, i will try to watch the premiere tomorrow...I really hope Tina Fey's new found celebrity status will help the ratings out a bit..It certainly can't hurt them..

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*cough* It's JON.......remember Jon Hamm's John Ham. :lol:

I just finished watching episode 7 from season 1 and it's starting to pick up. Can't wait to watch the rest.

I'm hoping for 7-8 million viewers.

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From TV guide...

The Office (9.32 mil) surged 20 percent week-to-week, setting up 30 Rock for its largest audience ever — 8.53 mil. That represents a 16 percent bump over the Rock's previous season opener, and a 52 percent improvement on its last episode.

Such amazing news and it was a really funny episode..Megan M. rocked..the scenes of her interviewing everyone were hilarious..and it was cool seeing Soap Opera Digest and Days making a cameo...So glad this show is back and hopefully winning all the emmy's and Tina Feys new found popularity will keep new fans tuning in..

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