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RHOA This is hilarious!!! Some of them are SPOT ON...

Hehehe. And speaking of the Queen...and messing with Kyle... ETA...MY FAVORITE MOMENT FROM LAST NIGHT. For once, Andy and I were both LIVING...

Awwwww

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NJ You can't tell me that Teresa and Jennifer didn't meet before the reunion and talk strategy. Cuz they were sitting there and tag-teaming these hoes like they were nothing. Oooooo HOW I LIVED!!!! Another thing I've noticed about the first part of the Reunion was the looks. The look of envy (pun intended) Melissa gave when Jennifer was talking about being happy with her family and being herself. There were a few times Teresa gave interesting looks when Melissa said a few things...almost as if she knew something more than she was revealing or when Jennifer was shading the left side of the room...as if it came from her or she again knew something more. She was coming across as a crafty and I had no problem with that. Part 1 was a great start. And yes, Jennifer was the MVP. THINGS I LOVED THAT SHADE. Joe B is a plumber, right? I am sure that Marge mentioned something like that in an episode so YAAAASSSS to Teresa shading her a$$. Not even 8 minutes into the reunion. I keep telling you all that at some point it will be Marge vs Teresa. And that was a good taste. Did Marge think Teresa would not see her THs? Teresa may forgive, but she DOES NOT FORGET. NONO'S MEMORIAL. Awwww. My eyes watered. Poor Teresa and Joey. QUEEN JENNIFER STRIKES AGAIN!!!! I loved every minute Melissa came for Jennifer and she got gathered for doing so. Jennifer was not playing at all. Speaking of... THE DRAG. As someone who felt that Marge was building up the 'Sleeping of the Boss' thing to make Jennifer look bad when Marge said it in a not serious way, I LIVED for Jennifer dragging that dishrag FOR FLITH!!!!!!!!!!!!! But what about the OTHER BOSSES? What about the man you were with who you dress? What about the time you call me a concubine? But wait...are you one since my man is a surgeon, your man is a plumber, and how did you two meet again? That was all in one sentence? Bonus...she took 3 on 1 when she called out Mariam Webster for being silent and Melissa for running interference since it was clear Marge cannot hold her own again La Aydin. And Teresa's 'oh, snap' took me all the way out. Jennifer...HELD...BACK...NOTHING!!!! And then she bombshelled the 'Marge as Evan rumor starter' attack. To quote Jen...you instigate, she retaliated. DOLORES. I just wanted to say that I liked that regardless of how Joey and Melissa tried to make her a storyline, I liked that she showed them compassion. That said... THE QUESTIONS. For once, I felt like Andy had all the right questions. And he asked everything that someone would ask...right down to whether Joey and Melissa faked their fighting for the show. I've said that Melissa has put in the work this season for sure. And while most of it was either petty or fake, it does make one wonder how much of the fighting was real given Dolores showing compassion. THINGS I DID NOT LIKE. UGH. THOSE HOES. They are so Coven-lite. No matter how wrong Marge was. No matter how it was clear Melissa was starting stuff to start stuff. No matter how smart Jackie is to know they are wrong. Those three (Marge/Melissa/Jackie) stick together. And given they are in the wrong it just looks soooo bad. Thankfully Teresa and Jennifer did not come to play and I expect them to tear them apart. JACKIE. Doubling down on a child? Not a good look. MELISSA. The envy (pun intended) coming off of her every time Jennifer speaks. Girl, you decided who you wanted to be with. And why. Don't hate on Jennifer for playing her cards better. I said it. BETTER. MARGE PERIOD. GIRL, BYE. Time for a takedown.

BH I hate to admit it, but...I liked it. On one hand it was a good premiere. It took us back to Ground Zero with the wannabe...I mean BH ladies...who apparently don't keep in touch with each other (other than Garcelle and Sutton) outside of filming. And outside of those wannabes, all I cared about was Dorit who continues to be in her own little world as she continues to balance between the Mean Girls (+ Crystal) and the Real Girls (aka Garcelle and Sutton + Will Smith's ex). On the other hands, it also dealt with the fallout from last season's reunion. And I found that the best part of this premiere. It did a great job of bringing in this new tension while being a first episode. And by doing it, it brought back BH's old school intrigue that it used to have. It was known that Garcelle fell out with Ex Soap Opera Star over her betrayal of good friend Denise F*cking Richards. It was also known Garcelle did not take kindly to Kyle's weak sauce attempt to make her look bad. And since forewarned is FOREARMED, Garcelle has come into this season gun blazing and with a craftly straightforwardness that is refreshing as well as dangerous. It was very telling in her talk with Sutton at Dorit's BBQ how while Sutton gave great advice, Garcelle was keeping her cards close to the vest and if Ex Soap Opera Star thought otherwise...to quote Garcelle...'HER bad.' While it kinda seems to be known how it ends with Kyle and that soap opera star, I will be enjoying every minute of her staying on their necks...including if one of them is the one who apparently will be trying to play the race card and she had to gather them all the way together per an interview she gave recently. The other mystery is Erika. I did not like that heffa AT ALL. And I have to wonder what game Production is playing. Like Shady Phae Phae and Apollo before her, she knows the FBI is watching. And what does Production do? They are showing EVERYTHING. Closets of clothes. Wide angles of houses. Fast cars. All kinds of jewelry. But yet she can't pay back all those people her husband stole money from to fund her careeer allegedly? And worse...she is flaunting all of them while playing victim a la Brandi. I will enjoy seeing her roasted. And I hope she does get roasted. So starting out the season... KYLE. Other than the addition of Kathy...who is a great bridge between Kyle and new girl Crystal...Kyle ain't bringing anything. Though her fashion game has gotten a little better. And I see after her failed attempt to be Queen Bee, she has gone back to being whiny Gretchen Weiner again. Ugh. DORIT. Harmless and still fun. Is that the first time we have seen her with PK in a while? And I am sadden after holding Kyle's feet to the fire, they are back to being buddy buddy. And I loved seeing her kids have grown. EX SOAP OPERA STAR. GUUUUUURL, YOU...ARE...DELUSIONAL if you think that Garcelle has truly forgiven you and no amount of fake acting is going to do. OWN IT!!! That's what you told Denise, riiiiight? At least it was a joy to watch Garcelle put pressure to her. In fact, that whole lunch was great since because they were BOTH showing who they were to the other. So...believe it. CRYSTAL. Honestly? Too early for me to tell. On one hand, she is aligned with the Coven. On the other..she brings back (along with Sutton, Garcelle, and Dorit) an element of glamour and money. The fact that she knows Garcelle outside of the show and before casting is intriguing. And anyone who is an actual friend of Kathy Hilton must be a powerful woman in her own right. I am thinking of that picture last season of Kathy, Jenner, and Faye. So even though I want to be Team Sutton in the feud that is coming, I'm open minded. SUTTON. CONGRATS!!!! On the diamond. And already she is in a good spot. The best thing about her besides her wealth is her friendship with Garcelle. I loved seeing it grow. I love watching them have fun. I love that they can clearly talk to each other about anything and keep each other's confidence. And her sense of humor ('hey, Landlord!!!!) is still on point. ERIKA. Well, since Terri Demarco is no longer with us, you will have to do. KATHY. LOL!!!! A HOOT SO FAR!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE MISTOOK GARCELLE FOR KYLE. I CAN'T!!! GARCELLE. BOSS BITCA. Like I said above forewarned was forearmed. And Ex Soap Opera Star warned they might be coming for her this season. So from where I'm sitting, it appears Garcelle is playing a game of chess. And she is also not backing down as she lines up what she wants to do and where she wants to go. And she is really coming across more polished this season. After last season working, being a HW, and taking more of a backseat, Garcelle looked like she has observed enough with these witches to know what to do stay ahead of the game. Look fab. Resolve issues. Throw some great shade (Kyle and the goldfish everyone?). Gather hoes as necessary. Her lunch with Ex Soap Opera Star was one for the books, echoing for me the LVP/Adrienne sitdown Season 3. And I cannot wait for her to gather Kyle next week. And to think people think Garcelle cannot do much...black girl magic. Oh yeah!!! I forgot about Salem!!! I can't wait. I think they might have still did that cast trip once the person got well. So another mystery. hehe. We'll see. You're good. I was going to mention that to Chris today and see if he heard as well. Intriguing.

Oh, yeah. I heard this season of NY should be around 20 episodes. And Oooooo I did not think about that. I only know of the Hampton trip. And wasn't there one last cast trip that got delayed because someone got CoVid, making the other ladies mad? Jennifer said WHHHHHHHHHHHHHATTTT???????? I

Amen.

Just saw that. Color me surprised. But understand.

Ah! I did not think it would hit her so hard though this time. And I soooo heard about the WWHL appearance...another layer soon to come. Well, I hope you saw my tag yesterday because with only five, they got 2 days of footage already because the ladies are soooo good at showing so much. And Holla Girl is coming.

@Cat I know, I know, I know. So many shows...soooo little time. But yes last night was good. I've been so busy getting ready to switch jobs I forgot all about NJ. HAHAHAHA!!!! So two shows tonight...I'm ready.

NY Two things: 1) Going forward I might just watch this season with ice cream. Both go down soooooo good together. lol. 2) I see what that tweet I posted earlier meant. And THIS was just after two days? WOOOOOOWWWW!!! My body may be tired from work, but I was not at all bored with this fun escapade. I don't even know where to begin in how much I enjoyed this. I continue to love Eboni and I love how game she is for anything with these women. I am shocked at how well she and Ramona are getting along, but still able to be straightforward with her and still let Ramona be Ramona. Same with her interactions with Sonja. I loved so much how she was having Sonja's back while everyone was being (except for Ramona, but Ramona was being...well...Ramona about it) 'oh that is just Sonja' with a glib air. She seem like she was actually listening and respecting Sonja. And the vindication came when she was talking to William who say word for sober word what drunken Sonja said. Meaning Sonja was right. It was not just Sonja being drunk and nutty. Early reports seem to say by the end of the season Sonja and Eboni won't be getting along which saddens me because I am loving their dynamic so far and how she handles Sonja in a way that the others IMHO do not. THINGS I LOVED... WELCOME TO WONDERLAND INDEED, ALICE. Wow. That winery lunch was bananas!!!! It started so simple. And it was so fun. And then just like that it went left. Then it went back to normal. And then it went from 0 to 100 with the quickness of a hurricane and it was crazy. If Eboni wanted a taste of what it was like to be around the girls, she got it right then and there. Liked Eboni being straight with Ramona over the help comment. I liked Ramona owning her foot in mouth. I hollered at the flashbacks of all the times Ramona has been...well Ramona...with customer service. Then you had Leah coming for Ramona over last reunion and COVID with Eboni and LuAnn as moderator. And then Sonja just off in her own little world, but still ribbing Ramona. Then Ramona having a meltdown. Then Leah having a meltdown. Just WOW. FLASHBACKS. As you all know I didn't start NY from the beginning so those flashbacks of Ramona and Countess Luann was cute. MOMENTS. I liked a lot of the little moments. How to explain. Say what you will about Leah (and I will ), I do respect that she is trying to walk that sober line with LuAnn and like that she is letting Lu vent about her anxieties of being around bars and being tempted to drink. And also Leah holding Lu accountable with the wineglass. Then just all the little interactions between Eboni and Sonja. They have such potential as friends. Then you have Leah and Eboni and they are a good duo...think Ex Soap Opera Star/Eileen BH S5...you know the dramatic one and the one who is not dramatic, but hold their own. Then there was LuAnn rolling her eyes during Leah vs Ramona while Eboni and Sonja had a moment where they tried to coy Ramona into just stopping the drama by saying if she did or did not do antibodies. There were just so many moments that show how much this dynamic stayed popping. Nothing felt old hat, though we know these ladies well enough to know what to expect from them. And...love them. Bringing me to... WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON WITH SONJA? Because her cracks are really showing. And I feel like the ladies see it, but they DON'T see it. Thinking perhaps it is typical Sonja, but it appears to be anything but typical Sonja at the same time. I like that Eboni is seeing through it. But perhaps that is why they may fall out in the future. But I am intrigued. GARTH. WOOF. I giggled at Sonja shading LuAnn about him though. THINGS I DIDN'T LIKE... LEAH AND THAT DARN SEASON 2 CURSE. It's funny that I compared her to Ex Soap Opera Star. Because she appeared to be doing what she does...starting stuff to stay relevant. Picking on Ramona for last reunion. Which would have been great if she had started from Episode 1. Since Ramona and she had gotten along so far, she just seem like starting drama for no reason. Then I was not at all liking 'the plan for Heather.' Really trying to start something with her and the ladies. Ramona MIGHT have fallen for it, but it was clear they were mostly paying Leah dust on that. OWN IT!!! Granted it was still funny. But for once it would be nice if Ramona owned it and did what Eboni said she should do during her argument with Leah. Either said she lied. Or not. Simple as that. Of course that would not have been fun, but Leah was winning because she would not answer the question.

'I think Rinna is trying to own it quickly so I don't come for her.' DEAD. GET HER, GARCELLE!!!! OOOOOoooo @DaytimeFan Re: NY--MY BODY IS READY!!!! lol. That Ramona gif stays making me miss Manhattan and the nightlife there. And gets a good giggle out of me.

NY I want to say it was @Chris B who said this for sure, but I know most of us know that all of the ladies are strong enough personalities that 5 HWs can give A LOT of filming. Which is probably why Heather pops up a few days in which isn't much time after they arrived. So...a little Hampton tea. jay on Twitter: "#RHONY Season 13, Episode 4 (which airs May 25th) will be only the second day the group filmed in the Hamptons, which means they had tons of content already in just 2 days to fill 3 episodes! 🍎 https://t.co/00p1dryvzc" / Twitter

Another show I need to find time to watch. The trailer was so giving me THE UNDOING vibes. And THAT is another reason to watch. Always liked her but loved her in LEGION.

Is that for real? Then again, they did do that for NY and DALLAS so...

James (2 years sober now) proposed to Raquel...and she SAID YES!!!

Good to hear.

Yaaaay

227, AMEN, and FRESH PRINCE OF BELAIR all in one room...PERFECTION. I liked tonight's. Not as good as last week, but good. I liked it. I did not feel like it was rushed at all surprisingly and that ending was bittersweet, but that is usually how it goes in real life sadly... Favorite scene was Pray Tell and Mama Thelma talking about their Gods. That made my eyes tear up. It made me think of my own mother and how much I miss her. And then next week...OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo childe!!!!

DALLAS Vanderpump Rules on Twitter: "Not sure if anyone cares but someone from Dallas slid in my DM and told me Kam and her husband got heckled at a restaurant the other day and ended up leaving. #RHOD" / Twitter

I would think he would have better things to do...

Same @victoria foxton. I didn't even notice until last week how much airtime Pray Tell has now until the flashback. Not that I have not liked his storylines (and they do keep us talking), but perhaps small doses are best going into this last season so that yes, everyone has a moment. Especially since this is the last time we will see them. Again, I too hate it is only 7 episodes. I worry it will be rushed. I am worried about Damon as well. As our entry/pov character along with Blanca, he has been there since Day 1 and definitely deserve an ending that fits with his character as well. I know why he was written out and understand, but I do not like how the writers/producers are being coy about whether he will appear before series' end. @Elsa well I wouldn't mind some backstory on him, but yeah definitely don't want to be a lot of yelling, screaming, and Emmy baiting.

I understand, but I still cannot believe they did it. That was a good argument . Meanwhile...where is Kelly Dodd again? Not fired or edited out? Really?? What did you say? I... Hehehe. One of my favorite moments from last season, Let those haters know from Frame 1...SHHHHEEEE'S BACK!!!! Yeah, I posted it. I figured you would want to know and @DaytimeFan would have to shade Ms. Pat the Puss. @Soaplovers yeah...there could have been so much conflict just from everyone not showing up for La Dame's vow renewal. I am curious to see who the one that did show up was. Ashley to be on good terms? Wendy since her and Karen are currently on the same side? Mia the newbie? Who? SO...SLC SEASON 2 AND POTOMAC SEASON 6 are now DONE FILMING. Lisa has a Tequila party for the finale. La Dame has her vow renewal (with Macy Gray) as their finale.