Maxim

So yeah... it rained all day today and the dog had TO PEE every freaking hour. I don't have clothing that isn't wet. I don't have shoes that aren't ruined. But vodka makes it better.

Where is my ice tea, when I asked for it 5 minutes ago?

Emma DESERVED THIS. So happy for her. I LOVE HER. She is in my top 5.

I couldn't finish the BH reunion. It's just so boring at this point. Kyle is unbearable. At this point they need to do complete REVAMP for this to survive.

I feel gay

Kimberlin is so obviously not gone... her social media has so many clues.

I had a brutal nightmare last night... I was sure the dog was crying and in danger and... woke up screaming and running to see if he is okay... The poor thing was calmly sleeping and I startled him. I then tried to sleep more, but couldn't.

Flower

Mines are still acting up after the flu.

Reaaaally epic failure. And I'm sure the rapist story is getting viewers tune out.

Are you kidding. Now... This makes me mad. What the hell...

Just a recommendation from me. Smell every food you eat. Smell it throughout. A lot of times the taste is okay, but you can smell if something is not right. How many times have I started to eat something that tastes okay but when I start smelling it I notice a slight burnt or chemical smell from a bad oven. I always threw it out and stop eating. So many fast food places leave this strange smell that is so faint you have to really whiff.

You are still tone deaf and narcissistic, Madonna. Poor soul that was in that wheelchair. How disgusting and NOT a proper apology... YouCut_20240311_055715628.mp4

There is a warning for brutal rain starting tonight.

When a storyline is going greeeat and then the twist just ruins it. One thing that comes to mind is when Bill and Sheila were hooking up and in some kind of dark union... and then the absurd twist that Bill is actually working against her... and wanting her to be in jail. But we saw him kiss her and... release his sexual energy with her... for WEEKS. So it was... kinda MIND-blowingly stupid.

I loved Ruth's storyline and am sad that she won't be staying for long. The only story that is dragging a bit is Poly's story. It just makes me sad and depressed.

I feel cheap.

Kimberlin Brown. And then I'll ask to see her toes.