So now he has bedded one of the great loves in his life, besides himself of course. Annie is down, Kendall and Greenlee are next to go. How is Ryan going to get in on this mission to romance the other women he has fallen head over heels for? He should just turn to his first beloved for assistance. After all, Ghost Gillian had those powers to trap herself inside Opal's body for a glamoramific moment of sucking face with his holiness (poor Opal). Hey Gillian was quite powerful during the days of her ghostly appearance but even more so to make Ryan such a lovely guy. Why doesn't his holiness have more fond memories of being with the princess? He still remembers her as well as the pain he felt when some whacked out cuckoo (something Ryan knows all about) went cuckoo for her cocoa puffs and shot the poor thing dead. Ryan still recalls the steam room scenes, making love with her, thinking he married her for being rich when she was not, the time when he romanced her and Greenlee came after him (DING DING as to why Ryan/Greenlee would never work but TTIC went with it anyways!). I say that, if Ryan wishes to get some memory jogging into him, that it seems as if the best way to do it would be to sleep with all of his lovely ladies. So far, he got Annie into bed but lord knows it will take a lot to get Kendall and Greenlee to follow suit. I do believe that Kendall has seen enough bug eyes to last her a life time while Greenlee's mate is a private eye and former special ops who can dislocate everything in Ryan's body, including his wonder whack whack. Thankfully both of these women are smart, at least for now, to steer clear of St. Holiness Hypocrisy Ryan to not get anywhere near some soft flannel sheets with him. Zach has the strength to take him down if Memory Loss attempts to scare Kendall with whipping it out and attempting for whoopy and Fish n Chips knows not to have Ryan get in his pants or Greenlee's that he can practice those super moves of his (not inherited, like Dynamite Kiddo Ryan. He worked for them) to kick the living crap out of Ryan. Now the bedding may not happen (I certainly hope not) but seeing Memory Loss try it and the husband and mate kicking his a$$ for attempting such stupidity would be pure entertainment!
The Princess Ryan
So now he has bedded one of the great loves in his life, besides himself of course. Annie is down, Kendall and Greenlee are next to go. How is Ryan going to get in on this mission to romance the other women he has fallen head over heels for? He should just turn to his first beloved for assistance. After all, Ghost Gillian had those powers to trap herself inside Opal's body for a glamoramific moment of sucking face with his holiness (poor Opal). Hey Gillian was quite powerful during the days of her ghostly appearance but even more so to make Ryan such a lovely guy. Why doesn't his holiness have more fond memories of being with the princess? He still remembers her as well as the pain he felt when some whacked out cuckoo (something Ryan knows all about) went cuckoo for her cocoa puffs and shot the poor thing dead. Ryan still recalls the steam room scenes, making love with her, thinking he married her for being rich when she was not, the time when he romanced her and Greenlee came after him (DING DING as to why Ryan/Greenlee would never work but TTIC went with it anyways!). I say that, if Ryan wishes to get some memory jogging into him, that it seems as if the best way to do it would be to sleep with all of his lovely ladies. So far, he got Annie into bed but lord knows it will take a lot to get Kendall and Greenlee to follow suit. I do believe that Kendall has seen enough bug eyes to last her a life time while Greenlee's mate is a private eye and former special ops who can dislocate everything in Ryan's body, including his wonder whack whack. Thankfully both of these women are smart, at least for now, to steer clear of St. Holiness Hypocrisy Ryan to not get anywhere near some soft flannel sheets with him. Zach has the strength to take him down if Memory Loss attempts to scare Kendall with whipping it out and attempting for whoopy and Fish n Chips knows not to have Ryan get in his pants or Greenlee's that he can practice those super moves of his (not inherited, like Dynamite Kiddo Ryan. He worked for them) to kick the living crap out of Ryan. Now the bedding may not happen (I certainly hope not) but seeing Memory Loss try it and the husband and mate kicking his a$$ for attempting such stupidity would be pure entertainment!
Edited by DevotedToAMC