Members NYC123 Posted November 6, 2007 Members Share Posted November 6, 2007 Source: AOL (Nov. 1) - Every year PEOPLE magazine names a sexiest man alive and Esquire names the sexiest woman in the world. This year, in response to Charlize Theron 's Esquire title, Maxim made their own list -- the Five Unsexiest Women Alive -- with Sarah Jessica Parker , Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh , Madonna and Britney Spears as their targets. Surprising and pretty meaningless since that list includes some absolutely beautiful women. So where's the ridiculous lineup of the unsexiest men that many would argue are super sexy? In honor of gender equality, here is The Cooler's extensively-debated and completely-unofficial list of the most unattractive males, many of whom we are told continuously are gorgeous .. we just don't see it. Ben Stiller Eric Dane Ryan Phillippe & Josh Harnett (tied) Pete Wendt James Blunt Kevin Connolly Howard Stern Simon Cowell Wilmer Valderrama Brandon Davis Pete Doherty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted November 6, 2007 Members Share Posted November 6, 2007 Russell Crowe Will Smith Colin Ferrell Daniel Craig Just to name a few... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TC Posted November 6, 2007 Members Share Posted November 6, 2007 My list would start with Tom Cruise and Pee Diddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JackPeyton Posted November 6, 2007 Members Share Posted November 6, 2007 what? these peopl are on crack. and not good ol LOLing type of whitney crack. the kinda crack that is whack. ryan f*ukin phillippe? ugly? what? and eric dane? please. patrick dempsy maybe. but not dane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted November 7, 2007 Members Share Posted November 7, 2007 Its only their opinion. Let them have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted November 7, 2007 Members Share Posted November 7, 2007 I was shocked Ryan Phillippe was on that list....even though I am a straight male, I have to admit he is a handsome guy. For my list it would include Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise both for looks and personality (not to mention I do not think Brad Pitt could act his way out of a paper bag) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EricMontreal22 Posted November 7, 2007 Members Share Posted November 7, 2007 Is the first list a joke? I think these poles are nasty, mean spirited and show some sorta "brign them up cut them down" mentality towards celebrities but that said... To put Ryan Phillipe in the same category as Howard Stern (who tells this mag he's sexy?? lol Besides Howard Stern himself maybe) is just insane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members NeoAngelicLiz Posted November 8, 2007 Members Share Posted November 8, 2007 OMG why are Ryan Phillipe, Josh Hartnett, and Eric Dane on that list? And yeah Collin Farrell I agree with. Patrick Dempsey is definitely one ugly guy. Ben Stiller isn't hot by any definition of the word but I don't consider him "ugly" As for Brad Pitt hes definitely hot and I think he's a decent actor. Troy was surprisingly a great film IMO. Loved Eric Bana as Hector in there as well! Bana may be the hottest Aussie alive! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tishy Posted November 8, 2007 Members Share Posted November 8, 2007 Not that he is really a star, but who can top this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DevotedToAMC Posted November 9, 2007 Members Share Posted November 9, 2007 I only thought he did a good job in Fight Club but everything else is just blah to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EricaKane70 Posted November 10, 2007 Members Share Posted November 10, 2007 I loved brad pitt and mr and mrs smith. He isn't the best actor, but he's good eye candy. I can't believe eric dane is on that list????? Are there people blind, he's hotter than patrick dempsey. Ugliest man definantly goes to julia roberts ex, lyle lovett. Others billy bob thornton, Little wayne, and too many other celebrities to name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stenbeck212 Posted November 10, 2007 Members Share Posted November 10, 2007 I agree with Eric Dane too, because I'm so picky. While his body is smoking, his face does nothing for me. A slew of guys regarded as sex gods do nothing for me: Johnny Depp Heath Ledger Justin Timberlake Colin Farrell Enrique Iglesias Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Soapsuds Posted November 21, 2007 Members Share Posted November 21, 2007 I will take Eric Dane since you dont want him. Heath has a nice looking face. His body is ok. I'd take him though...lol. Enrique, Colin and Johnny to nothing for me either. Justin has a hot bod but his face is just ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TC Posted November 21, 2007 Members Share Posted November 21, 2007 Justin is afflicted with hillbillyface. Stick a corncob pipe in his mouth, a jug of XXX in his hand, and then tell me wouldn't look out of place hollering at Jethro and Ellie Mae. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JackPeyton Posted November 21, 2007 Members Share Posted November 21, 2007 he does emind me of Jethro ... but a sexxy one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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