LMAO....who's equipment was short........Ryan or Shawn....haha....

The correct answer is ©...both!

According to a recent anonmyous phone call made to our offices, Ryan likes it up the poopy-hole.

According to a recent anonmyous phone call made to our offices, Ryan likes it up the poopy-hole.

Pink is the New Blog states there are a few dust bunnies in that hole.

^^ *Gag*

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Kenubia's Canoodling=Over?

With rumors of a name change beginning to surface, many are wondering if Nubia will be able to cope with her lover's new name? Or will she split and find refuge under the Willow Tree? Or perhaps...in the arms of another man who many speculate might be Dusty! ( And if so, we hope the happy couple all the luck in the world with a name like "Dustubia"! )

Edited April 21, 200718 yr by Actor87

Nubia might want to reconsider forming a relationship with Dusty. The relationship will be doomed from the start. His best friend's mother's brother's cousin's daughter's uncle's sister's third son says he (Dusty) is obsessed with male organs more than Kenny is!

And that's a lot of package worshiping!

^^ *Gag*

Don't be alarmed....he's used to doing that folks!

UGH!^^

SoapOperaNaughtiness Digest recently caught up with one of Ryan's ex-girlfriends. She was more than happy to answer our questions and had this to say: "I really don't see why Ryan and Shawn have lasted so long. Ryan used to have this weird fetish with smelly feet and eating feces. He also used to claim that people were stalking him. I remember telling him 'Ryan...why would anyone stalk you?' He was constanly paranoid, looking over his shoulder, thinking someone was watching him. Oh! And the sex? Don't even get me started!! Let's just say...he came up 'short' in more ways than one!"

There you have it, folks!

Late breaking news reports tell us that Shawn, first part of the Shayan couple has just had a date with Clint, which himself just had a date with Ryan the second half of Shayan just a day ago, can Shayan survive this

Someone Goes Match.com?

Rumors are swirling that someone has been placing various sign-on names looking for love via Match.com One insider speculates that Dusty, who has been jilted too many times in the past, has opted to go to such avenues to find that 'perfect' mate. Could it be?

Another breaking news alert tells us that someone has seen Ryan and Dusty making out in the backseat of a car, apparently all the stalking of Ryan by Dusty has finally payed off wait, whats that there's more.......... Oh no! Shawn has just caught them...........

Gossip Galore!

Dusty recently admitted to using Match.com to find his perfect 'mate' and told us exclusively that he has a date right now with the mystery girl.

Wait...that's him now.

10:51 PM: Dusty tells us that he went to the date and was surprised to find Venus at his table! Apparently, Venus uses Match.com more than Dusty!

10:54 PM: Dusty just got done telling us that Clint has had eye problems in the past and though he occasionally "visits" Ryan, that wasn't him in the back seat of the car with Ryan! That was an LA Lakers basketball player dressed up in drag!

10:55 PM: Dusty concluded the phone call with us when his mama beeped in on the other end.

Also,

Reports are beginning to pour in that SON member Kenny (one half of troubled SON supercouple Kenubia) was just seen buying a shirt that says "May" for his secret lover....4 life.

This Just In!

Dusty was crushed to learn that Venus (aka SweetNYGal) was sent via Soap Nastiness Digest to dig the dirt on him and his where-abouts in the recents weeks. Word has it that a hot and heavy supercouple wanted to keep tabs on his every move to avoid continuous stalkings.

It's been confirmed that Dusty has made a threat to Venus!

According to our confirmation e-mail sent from Dusty's people, he has told Venus to "Quit hating or no P.M.'s with banners included in moments!"

Sources at SOND reported that Nishy may be outs...someone has a secret that could blow their relationship apart.

Sources at SOND.....

HEY! That's my magazine!

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HOSTAGE SITUATION AT SOND!

In a scene remembrant of FX's hit show "Dirt", a washed up celebrity has taken the magazine hostage! Demanding an entire spread on his romantic affairs behind Tishy's back to "spice things up and keep my name in the media", Na'Vell J. Lee will stop at nothing until he gets what he wants! But Editor-In-Chief of Soap Opera Naughtiness Digest Dusty Alford is doing everything humanly possible to negotiate a deal with Na'Vell.

THIS JUST IN!!!

Chaos has erputed in the building as it appears that, as a sign that he means business, Na'Vell has shot and killed Kenny!