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Soap Opera Limericks (Could be fun)

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ATWT:

There once was a show called As The World Turns

it stayed that way for 48 years until the day

Jen Landon showed up and then most

of the show was all about Gwen

but things are different now it's about Gwen and Cleo

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Y&R:

There once was a woman named Sharon

who was almost liked by everyone

than she became a hypicritical whore

and now most of us just

wish she would have died on that cliff

Oh my Clint, how could you,

you mean that you hate Sharon too?

She always fights,

With Phyllis New-

[!@#$%^&*] both of em....my favorite is Dru

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ATWT:

There once was a show called As The World Turns

it stayed that way for 48 years until the day

Jen Landon showed up and then most

of the show was all about Gwen

but things are different now it's about Gwen and Cleo

Keep hearing about Cleo, Im shook,

because the Cleo I know, is a crook,

Tell me more about Cleo,

and she'll be off the hook,

before you go further, how does she look?

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Keep hearing about Cleo, Im shook,

because the Cleo I know, is a crook,

Tell me more about Cleo,

and she'll be off the hook,

before you go further, how does she look?

Well Cleo's like this

She's got a funny laugh

with Ugly azz hair and

most of her teeth are missing

and her face almost looks like Gwen

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ATWT:

There once was a woman named Emily

Emily shot her man Paul, got the charges dropped

lost her child and now she's

nothing but a prostitute

who's sister was just reveled as a meth addicted porn star.

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Well Cleo's like this

She's got a funny laugh

with Ugly azz hair and

most of her teeth are missing

and her face almost looks like Gwen

Oh God please no not that Gwen,

How old is that actress, like 10.

Never mind mind Cleo,

I'd rather sleep in a Geo,

Just dont mention her name again

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ATWT:

There once was a woman named Emily

Emily shot her man Paul, got the charges dropped

lost her child and now she's

nothing but a prostitute

who's sister was just reveled as a meth addicted porn star.

OH GOD, I watched Emily Cry,

She shot Paul who was her guy,

Combination of Roger,

And her crying too,

Made your boy Jay want to die.

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ATWT:

There once was a sweet kind boy named Adam

who lived in Oakdale for most of his life

then he went to LA and came

back to Oakdale as a rapist

without even an explanation of how he became one

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ATWT:

There once was a sweet kind boy named Adam

who lived in Oakdale for most of his life

then he went to LA and came

back to Oakdale as a rapist

without even an explanation of how he became one

I dont kno who this guy is,

but I dont like how he handles his Biz

If he thinks that Raping

A woman is cool,

then maybe someone should rape his.

*that was for the sake of ryhme. In no way condoing rape*

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OH GOD, I watched Emily Cry,

She shot Paul who was her guy,

Combination of Roger,

And her crying too,

Made your boy Jay want to die.

You are not the only one my friend

that scene with Paul and Emily

made me want to hurl all

over the place that is just

how bad the hummmmmmmming was

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You are not the only one my friend

that scene with Paul and Emily

made me want to hurl all

over the place that is just

how bad the hummmmmmmming was

Before this Roger was on OLTL,

where he played the character of Todd,

he showed emotion,

on that show,

now he sucks and i find that quite odd.

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I used to look forward to DAYS

Up until JER went away.

Now Sheffer's a bore

He took the show away from it's core

And I hope that he doesn't stay.

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Here's one about DAYS -

Willow is a whore

She's rotten to the core

She's loud, she's brash

I'm sure she has a dirty ass

That !@#$%^&*] is gone b/c she's a bore.

I laughed so hard my throat hurts.

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There once was a girl named Sami

Whom everyone thought was quite hammy

Then along came DEATH ROW

on a much ignored show

Why didn't she get the EMMY?

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There once was a girl named Sami

Whom everyone thought was quite hammy

Then along came DEATH ROW

on a much ignored show

Why didn't she get the EMMY?

Dena took that same story to OLTL,

Stealin stories...just like that Gezzer(sp?),

Trevor St. John did

A much better job,

and he didnt win the emmy either.......([!@#$%^&*], he didnt even get nominated <_< )

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