Is it just me, or is SON running achingly slow?

...in fact, it's running so slow, I smell another board crash coming! *pouts*

if your talking about how slowly the page loads.. it's the same for me.

We have.....

A CHILD?!?!

(No wonder my paycheck always says $0.08 after working for two weeks at the quarry. Damn. Child support is a bitch).

WOMAN!!! You never told. How was I supposed to know?! (Probably in SOD). You will PAY for this betrayal. You never understood. I had to train John Black! to do my bidding. I had him working at McDonald's, then I had him brainwashed to think that he was Roman Brady, Caroline Brady, Victor Newman, Erica Kane, and Michael Jordan all at once.

And NOW......you tell me....these.....LIES!!!!

WHO IS IT?! I DEMAND TO KNOW, WOMAN!!! WHO IS THIS....THIS.....BASTARD (Or bitch ) THAT YOU HAVE RAISING AS OURS?!

WHO?! (Damn that was loud).

We have.....

A CHILD?!?!

(No wonder my paycheck always says $0.08 after working for two weeks at the quarry. Damn. Child support is a bitch).

WOMAN!!! You never told. How was I supposed to know?! (Probably in SOD). You will PAY for this betrayal. You never understood. I had to train John Black! to do my bidding. I had him working at McDonald's, then I had him brainwashed to think that he was Roman Brady, Caroline Brady, Victor Newman, Erica Kane, and Michael Jordan all at once.

And NOW......you tell me....these.....LIES!!!!

WHO IS IT?! I DEMAND TO KNOW, WOMAN!!! WHO IS THIS....THIS.....BASTARD (Or bitch ) THAT YOU AHVE RAISING AS OURS?!

WHO?! (Damn that was loud).

Oh, you don't know?! Haven't you ever noticed Tishy calling me "Mom"?! Well, guess what Roman, that's our daughter!!!!!!

No, you didn't stick around! You just had to make John Black every person on this Earth! Oh, she COULD HAVE HAD A FATHER, but noooo. Oh, yeah, I forgot, you have tons of other children. I wouldn't even let you raise her. Lets see, Renee was killed under your orders, Megan died in a hotub, Tony is in prison, Benjy's deaf, Peter's in jail, EJ's a psycho, Lexie's gone crazy a few times, and Kristen's in a dungeon.

YOU'LL NEVER MESS UP TISHY'S LIFE!!!!!!!!

(Note: Remember, like always, this is all in good fun.)

She will be MINE.

Oh, yes.

She will be mine. She will not fail me. Not like you. I took you to the prom (Too bad that chick Carrie White was there the same night. Go figure) and then you told me that you loved......

Another.

And now, you feed me this.....this....STORY, that you have whipped up.

For shame.

Well, once I kidnap her, and brainwash here (That reminds me. I'm renting that equipment, and have not made a payment. Oh well.) she will destroy you. Her precious mother.

I...I... LOATHE you, woman.

Shawn, I had to stop laughing first before I posted.

Thanks, dude!

Glad I could help

1) The last couple of times I PMed you, you went the hell off anyway, so obviously contacting you privately wasn't working. I wasn't scolding you, I was making a point and by saying so everyone can read, it keeps me from having to repeat myself.

2) I wasn't just singling you out.

3) Yes, I knew who you were talking about.

4) I don't think you were being rude.

5) Stop appearing in my bathroom while I'm in the shower. It's quite creepy.

So Ryan Seacrest says its the most shocking result in Idol history.

I'm frightened...

She will be MINE.

Oh, yes.

She will be mine. She will not fail me. Not like you. I took you to the prom (Too bad that chick Carrie White was there the same night. Go figure) and then you told me that you loved......

Another.

And now, you feed me this.....this....STORY, that you have whipped up.

For shame.

Well, once I kidnap her, and brainwash here (That reminds me. I'm renting that equipment, and have not made a payment. Oh well.) she will destroy you. Her precious mother.

I...I... LOATHE you, woman.

(You should seriously get involved with the SON Supercouple thread! You'll be the Stefano of the town)

Oh, NEVER! You shall not touch my daughter. She's not even on her feet right now...she's in the hospital....after I threw her down the stairs.....

I got a new video game today to celebrate my new job offer.

Mortal Kombat Armageddon.

Bloody as all hell with 60 playable characters. FIERCE!

I got a new video game today to celebrate my new job offer.

Mortal Kombat Armageddon.

Bloody as all hell with 60 playable characters. FIERCE!

I should by the "SHA" part of "SHAYAN" a PS3....but then I'd be set back $600 and I can't be $1200 in the hole, lol.

The board is REALLY pissing me off tonight. What's with all of the lagging?

I should by the "SHA" part of "SHAYAN" a PS3....but then I'd be set back $600 and I can't be $1200 in the hole, lol.

You'd rather be in a hole of a different kind.

You'd rather be in a hole of a different kind.

Lol, you're funny.