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The Cocktail Lounge

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Ooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

..............<_< Gah, I'm such a dumb-ass.

Nah, you just wanted me to type that phrase. :lol:

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I laughed so hard tonight that my belly hurts! Me and some friends watched the most fetish-tastic, gross, hysterical porn I've ever seen in my entire [!@#$%^&*] life, and I don't believe I've ever laughed so hard!

Now I'm just waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. I have to get to bed somewhat earlier tonight, because I have a shitton of things to get done today.

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Good Luck Shawn on the job search. :)

Thanks. Maybe I should make like He-Man and scream "I HAVE THE POWER!" mid-interview. :lol:

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I laughed so hard tonight that my belly hurts! Me and some friends watched the most fetish-tastic, gross, hysterical porn I've ever seen in my entire [!@#$%^&*] life, and I don't believe I've ever laughed so hard!

Now I'm just waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in. I have to get to bed somewhat earlier tonight, because I have a shitton of things to get done today.

With a review like THAT, Kenny, you almost have to tell us what the title was. I have to admit, I'm very curious! At least PM it. Please!! I'm SO curious now. It's itching!!!! I can feel it itching!!!! I NEED to scratch this itch!! For the love of God, and all humanity, please!! Name the porno!!!?!!!

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With a review like THAT, Kenny, you almost have to tell us what the title was. I have to admit, I'm very curious! At least PM it. Please!! I'm SO curious now. It's itching!!!! I can feel it itching!!!! I NEED to scratch this itch!! For the love of God, and all humanity, please!! Name the porno!!!?!!!

I honestly don't know the name, because it wasn't my porno, but...

It involved people using brown spit from chewing tobacco as lube...

Animal insertions.

Snot eating.

And a really, really DEFORMED anus. I'm talking deformed.

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I honestly don't know the name, because it wasn't my porno, but...

It involved people using brown spit from chewing tobacco as lube...

Animal insertions.

Snot eating.

And a really, really DEFORMED anus. I'm talking deformed.

*Vomits*

Dude!!!

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hmm, me thinks I need to make it down to Fiesta sometime this week...What a party filled week this is gonna be!! :)

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*Vomits*

Dude!!!

Tell me about it! LoL I went back and forth between nearly vomiting and losing my breath from laughing so hysterically for the longest time.

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I honestly don't know the name, because it wasn't my porno, but...

It involved people using brown spit from chewing tobacco as lube...

Animal insertions.

Snot eating.

And a really, really DEFORMED anus. I'm talking deformed.

Yeah, that's nasty.

I'm officially off to bed to reunite Shayan in the biblical sense.

Night boys and girls. :)

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Yeah, that's nasty.

I'm officially off to bed to reunite Shayan in the biblical sense.

Night boys and girls. :)

Nitey nite, Shawn! Sweet dreams. Good luck tomorrow!

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I'm going to bed, too. Haven't cyber-laughed this hard in ions!

We MUST do it again, kids!

For now, though....voy a hacer la tarea de espanol! <_<

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Good night SON!

Sweet dreams!

I'm off to bed with the other half of Shayan and Rennifer

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Oh, damn. I just realized something...

I'm going job hunting very soon, which means I'll have to take a drug test. Tonight, I was at a friends house and she smoked pot right next to me. She offered some to me, but I told her no... I can't smoke, because I'll be taking drug tests soon. I didn't even think about inhaling the second-hand smoke from the fatty she was puffing on, LoL but I inhaled... some. Not alot, but some. Can that show up on the drug test?

Mateo, you're the resident pothead, LoL. Do you know?

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