The Cocktail Lounge

[Queen_Nubia]

Who used you tonight?

[Actor87]

Kenny, our sex life is none of their business!!

*Vomits*

Gah! I need to do homework and I realllyyy need to get up the nerve to ask this girl out Saturday! (Anyone got any moolah they wanta lend me so I can take her out on a date?!)

[KLN]

LoL! Shaddup.

[Queen_Nubia]

Kenny is soooo Elizabeth Shue from Leaving Las Vegas.

[KLN]

A friend of mine that I haven't talked to in a while. He wanted me to pick him and some girl up, which I thought was random and odd. I did, though... and we drove to the park. For starters, the girl was annoying as [!@#$%^&*] and I wanted to smack her in the face repeatedly. Turns out, she had massive amounts of pot in her giant purse (which I didn't know about) and my friend knew about it. The cops were driving through the park like crazy, and yet she decides to roll herself up a joint and start smoking it right there in my back seat. Just about that time, a cop comes driving by and stops to talk to us... so she decides to hide her [!@#$%^&*] by pulling down the back seat of my car and tossing it in my trunk. That's the first place the cops look, you stupid [!@#$%^&*] bitch!

Thankfully, the cops didn't find it, but I was still pissed knowing that my friend used me just to pick him up just so that he could meet up with his other friend and get high in my [!@#$%^&*] car. I almost got my ass in trouble!

The girl, who reminded me of an even more annoying (and brunette) version of Avril Lavigne also decided to moon me, needs to die. I've never in my life wanted to slap someone in my entire life as much as I wanted to slap her.

[Actor87]

Actually, I thought that (well, it's this way in Louisiana) cops can't search your trunk without a warrant.

[KLN]

Really? I thought that all went out the window as long as you give them probable cause? Usually, the smell of pot as soon as you roll your windows down tends to give them probable cause, LoL

[Actor87]

Oooh yeah.

That's why you should always carry a can of Febreze AirEffects with you in your car. Anytime you feel like you're about to get stopped and a smell could give you away...just spray it down until you get to the point where you're breathing Febreze in instead of oxygen.

THEN..you're safe.

[KLN]

Then they'll smell the Febreze and know you're trying to cover something up.

Either way, I have no need for that, because I never smoke pot in my car. The only time I do is in the privacy of my own apartment or a good friend's (and not often, at that) -- never in public or in my car. It's too risky. That's why I was so pissed at my friend, because he knows how I feel about having it in my car and he had me pick up that annoying pissant anyway without telling me what was up.

[mateo22]

Awe, thanks Dusty!! I spent some time with a REAL friend this evening, and was able to vent with/to her. I just still can't believe that this other girl is willing to lie about being hit by her boyfriend all for attention. She's turned out to be what I like to call a major SYCOPHANT!!!!

I used to know her so well, it's amazing how people can really change....and for the worse.

[KLN]

LoL! Oh my God... looks like he's polluting another board.

http://boards.nbc.com/nbc/index.php?showtopic=747012

[mateo22]

, what a weirdo,

[NaVell J. Lee]

off to start my 12 hour day at work...Part 1

and I get to do it again tomorrow, Part 2

[Ryan]

Don't worry...he'll be back here soon. His uh....."forced break" ends soon.

[PhoenixRising05]

Wow...his spelling seems better there. Still not using captilization but at least it's something .

Maybe we will get lucky and he won't return here.