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Chicken Run Ryan

Chicken pox chicken pox who wants chicken pox?! Not you, not me, not Smee, not Annibel Lee but Annie! And guess who is there to guide her through this trial and tribulation in her life? Why the St. of all saints! The one who can turn bongs into crack smoking dogs and also be able to bridge world peace in the Middle East and be able to buy some beachfront property in Brookylnn and name it "I Have Menopause" over his latest medical procedure gone wrong...yep the vastectomy may be reversed and he can have more mini-Ryans with women named Mearl, Pearl, and Shirl and then be the father to oooh like a hundred children any Saint can take on that daunting of a task. But yea this is just lame and a ridiculous story to have a grown adult woman to have a pizza face that can sell by the mouthful at Pizza Hut for Paris Hilton's squeezes and flavors of the months. Good lord what is next on Annie's list of medicine problems? Does she have diarrhea and go poopey on his Dynamite Kiddo outfit? Or better yet she has heartburn and then does not have that loving feeling to make whoopey with Ryan and go toss around thos tonsils and make the neighbors get all cranky over the noise! Oh wait I know what can happen...Annie gets measles and Ryan treats it with beatles to make it rhyme and then she becomes a Beatle and sings "Help!" like get me away from this a$$ goblin!

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A Fish Called Ryan

Good ole Ryan made it obvious today that he was all about heading up the rescue operations to help get Aidan and Jake as if he is the biggest hero to hit Pine Valley. Yep forget any of the experts coming along because Super Ryan can do it all and look nasty, sleazy, and disgusting in the process-that is the Dynamite Kiddo way of life, don't ya know? Sheesh I guess more pimping of this character because he has to be continuously praised as if he is the holiest of all things holy..well I say holy sh*it to that kind of crud because he don't deserve it! Now, he recreated a scene of his and Annie making love on their wedding night all to see if he can get some jogging memories back. Heck you might as well call Ryan a fish as he swims through the dangerous HIGH H0 seas just to get to Annie and make sure he remembers her so there can be more huffing and puffing, bug eyes, arm flailing, and all things Dynamite Kiddo once he recognizes how much he has missed. Yep Super Ryan has done it again! Now, he really is getting those memories back so he won't have amnesia much longer. Anybody who is a superhero can definitely make their memory come back...why just look at Superman. He seemed to be forgetful at times but away his memories returned but the difference is he actually knows he is smart whereas Ryan still thinks that men use Midol. Oopsie doopsie! I guess he really is not smarter than the average bear a la Yogi. Gosh this is just something that is going to be big for Ryan now that he is remembering his Princess Anibelle and Queen Emmaline or whatever their little fairy tale names are. Heck don't ask me because Ryan makes me go to sleep faster than Queen Elizabeth II gives off her little toodle doo doo doo wave as if she is some hero to all of England. Gosh let this fish finally get eaten by a five breasted shark and down he goes into the intestines to be digested into the stomach and all the other organs in Jaws. That would be a great movie ripoff, even for AMC!

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Gandhi Ryan

Sheesh with all of the saintly things Ryan is reminded of in his life, like boinking women and making them have fun, bringing peace in the Middle East, curing, world hunger, and so much more you might as well just make him out to be like Gandhi...after all, it was good ole Mahatma who said to be the light you wish to see in the world so now he wants to have that light shine bigger than his bug eyes and reach through all Dynamite Kiddo proportions. Yep he is like the activist you never knew and the one you can count on to save the day. Now, he is saving Annie's day by claiming that memories of her are returning. What is the Dynamite Kiddo problem, you ask? Why he just does not remember being in love with her! Uh oh I can see the ferrets flying left and right, the pontificating reaching into high altitude, and anything else that is equivalent to the sh*it hitting the fan is coming to light, like that light Gandhi talked about, ya know. Gosh poor ole Ryan now getting those flashbacks coming on back through his brainless head but he just don't have the feelings necessary to get his superhero mojo back on track. I guess he will have to go back to Greg Madden's clinic and drink some of that mohojo back to get that loving feeling and to remember being in love. But then those memories of punching Greenlee, the fight club, the bomb that "killed" Jonathan, will all come rushing back so it will be another woe is me story that Ryan dishes out to get everyone to sympathize with him. As The Queen of Hearts would say..off with his head! Both the little one and the other little one. I am saying what the Queen of Hearts would say...kill kill kill!

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Ryan Business

The good ship known as Ryan Lavery has now been checking up on the business operations of good ole Fusion. Gosh they definitely need his help these days, seeing as how they are pole dancing to make Bubba and a grandpa salivate at the thought of pinching some loaves and that business is just down in the dumps nowadays. Yep call on Ryan, the one without a business management degree or an MBA to come on up and check up on some files regarding the business operations of Fusion. What a nice little ole guy he is to be doing something like this but, then again, what value could he be to the Fusion team? He lost his memory so any memories he has of running a corporation have gone down the tubes faster than his bug eyes pop up and injure someone's breasts to cause it to rupture and milk the entire universe! How pathetic is it of him to just be coming on in acting like he has some stake in Fusion to see how everything is doing. Uhh Super Ryan did they ask for your help? I don't think so so go back and worry about doing Annie again in the stables and get some hay shoved up your a$$ so much that it causes you to rupture and burst all into a million little pieces so James Frey can pen a sequel. Seriously there is no need for him to be going over to Fusion acting as if he is some Know H0 It All about business so he is just being a pain in the a$$ by bothering in affairs that do not concern him whatsoever. He needs to find something to occupy his Dynamite Kiddo time rather than worry over what is going on at a company when it is doing just well. Does he have any purpose other than being a busyH0body in this town? Gosh time to go back to Darfur and rescue some more people the way he headed up Jake's rescue effort as if he is some expert on rescue missions but the Fish N Chips, with experience in special ops, somehow needs assistance from someone who does not know if he is a foot or a whorseback.

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Stop In The Name Of Ryan

This is a parody of Diana Ross and the Supremes' "Stop In The Name Of Love" but with the above title. Enjoy!

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Bug eyes, bug eyes I'm aware you suck

every time you walk like a duck.

I run away as you walk down the street,

knowing Dynamite Kiddo you meet,

But this time before you finally die,

leaving us happy and not with a sigh.

After we have just hated you.

After we have just hated you.

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Our hate need not to be thought over.

Our hate need not to be thought over

I've known your, your sanctimonious hypocrisy every night.

I've even seen your Frankenstare, maybe once or twice.

But is your constipated exspression worth

more than bullets to your chest and affection?

This time before you are slapped by my arms

After we have just hated you.

After we have just hated you.

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Our hate need not to be thought over.

Our hate need not to be thought over

I've tried so hard, hard to just try and be patient,

Hoping you'd stop this fight club infatuation.

But each time that you and Zach are together,

I'm not afraid of him making you dead forever.

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

Stop in the name of Ryan

Before you break his nose!

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Saving Ryan

This is a parody of Nickelback's "Saving Me" but with the above title. Enjoy!

Pearly Gates won't open up for him

On his millimeter peter and knees he's crawlin'

Oh, I reach for the gun to kill him

Well I'm terrified of these bug eyes

These scary things can't hold my intestines in

All I need is for him to die

Come please the death parade is callin'

And oh I scream at the scariness of him

Hurry my sanity is fallin'

[CHORUS]

Show him what it's like

To be the coffin occupied one not standing

And teach him acting lessions that are right

And I'll show him what a Robert De Niro he can be

Say it for him

Say it to him

And I'll leave his carcass life behind him

Say it if it's worth saving him (obviously not)

Pearly gates won't open up for him

With his Dynamite Kiddo cape he is fallin'

And all he sees are stabbing knives

These fight club walls ain't got no love for him

He's teetering on the ledge of the eighteenth story

And oh he screams for Annie

Come please his death is callin'

And all he need is a push off that ledge

Hurry watch him fallin'

[CHORUS]

Show him what it's like

To be the coffin occupied one not standing

And teach him acting lessions that are right

And I'll show him what a Robert De Niro he can be

Say it for him

Say it to him

And I'll leave his carcass life behind him

Say it if it's worth saving him (obviously not)

Hurry watch him fallin

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Terminator Ryan: Judgment Day

Who appointed him to be High H0 Judge of everything that is going on in his own little valley? Sheesh now he is going after Kendall for this supposed betrayal when she cheated on Zach with Aidan. Well, Ryan, you should be one to talk since you pretty much cheated on Gillian's memory when you shagged some peanuts with Liza and Mia just a few couple of months after her death. Gosh it made it seem as if she really did not matter a whole lot but Ryan had to get some action on his millimeter peter so it would not feel lonely whatsoever. Now, he is also suggesting that she protected Greenlee with using her own egg instead of Greenlee's and judging her for basing her decision on the second best option. Good golly miss Bolly but I think that whole entire charade with getting a Dynamite Kiddo egg implanted into a womb had the chain of events set in motion with Ryan when he faked his death so Greenlee wanted to make good on his memory by producing an offspring. Had he just lived and not lied to her about being dead, she would end up just accepting the fact that he don't want anymore mini me Dynamite Kiddos running around as if they have wings cut off like a chicken that is crowing over a miniature erection! Talk about a chicken run at work here! I am sure Greenlee would have understood had Ryan just decided to remain amongst the living and bug everyone with the bug eyes and all of the holier than thou pontiifcating that is available in that superhero little body of his. Of course, most things there are little since he is not larger than life. But little ole Dynamite Kiddo thinks he is some know h0 it all with everything that takes place and is able to judge anyone since he is the holy person in all of Pine Valley. Well slap me silly and call me Banana-Lily but this is just outrageous and even more disgusting than a night of whoopie between President Scarecrow and Stepford Laura! I bet Ryan knows them personally and can judge them like he does with Kendall. Too much judging can lead to being hit over the head with a gavel by a real judge and then he loses all of his memory! He even could forget to fart!

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Ryan In The Middle

Ryan must think he is some prize to have Annie running after him and now with Greenlee running into his arms. What is so appealing about this crow magnon? He flails his arms as if he is the most important low down stinking H0 that ever walked the Earth when it is more that he is the most disgusting creature to ever infect anyone. If these two women need to do anything, it is not to run to Ryan to either have his baby or get some consolation but rather to direct him to the landfill since that is where he belongs-with the garbage for being the garbage related type person knock down drag out male skank that he is. This is really not entertaining to watch and something that is rather boring, as is Ryan with his bug eyes about to scare everyone into running towards Mickey Mouse's erect ears after he sees Minnie whip it out for all of Europe. Seriously this is just not fun to watch and another one of the woe is me sagas of the horrific and pathetic Ryan as if he is worthy to listen to at all. Well, we all know that the answer is no since he is not worth the price of even the most recent peso down in Mexico. Odds are, if Ryan becomes the head of Cambias Industries again, he will be shipping the jobs down there since he can't operate on a full plate in building the economy here at home. So send it down so that Esmeralda the s*lut, Francisco the loser, Miguel the impotent, and Juanita the HOoker can profit big time and become famous for all of us to see that Ryan does make miracles for the poor. Instead of having Ryan being in the middle of Annie and Greenlee, try to see him make some usefulness out of his life and that could involve bringing peace to the Middle East and curing world hunger. Since he is his holiness, you might as well make him do something holy so all of us say "holy sh*it" as he does it while giving birth out the backside. I mean, this show is intent on showing that Super Ryan can do it all so why not prove the point further? Anyone can love a woman but very few can accomplish worldwide goals. The name of the game is pimping, even for a foul and loathsome cockroach (Ryan thinks this means a roach is on the millimeter peter) like a Lamery.

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