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OUCH. Now, you know that's why I've questioned that house she bought with a $1.5 million mortgage...

Gamble did try and come for Pettifleur, and indeed, she failed. However, Pettifleur IS a nouveau riche bitch with very little in the way of class or manners. She was incredibly rude to the salesman at the menswear shop, extremely condescending to him and this isn't the first time we've seen her be awful to people working in the service industry. She's nasty and I dislike her. I'm loving Janet this season, just as I loved her last season, as she's very ballsy with what she says and doesn't really back down. She's a great Australian sheila and they don't make 'em like her anymore. Yeah, she's a mess, but I think she's sincere with how she is: Janet is Janet, good and bad. Chyka...she's a lot shadier than she was last year and it's interesting how Gamble doesn't see that. Obviously, Gamble is really stupid and the axe she's grinding with Janet is a joke, especially with what next week's previews indicate. Gamble is giving the "Hooker/Pole Dancer Rumours" a lot of life by whining and complaining about them so much. Lydia brings absolutely nothing to the show. Zero. She should be fired without a moment's hesitation, nobody would notice her absence. Jackie was wacky at the modelling agency, she should thank her angels that Ben is there to keep her ass in check. Gina is really restrained this season and remains so. It's good that she sees that Gamble is a "fan" and not a friend because that IS the reality of the situation. Gina needs to up her a game a bit because she's basically in Lydia territory of relevance. If she's moved house, we need to see that! Right now Gina is just sitting back and it's not making her relevant.

Dawn's new money, she's common, and she knows it. The class system, despite Downton Abbey's protestations, is alive and well in England. Lauren was the only member of the cast who was born and raised in Cheshire. Now, Northern English people, where Cheshire is, are always going to be slightly rougher and more gobby than Southern English people, the stereotype exists for a reason. It was plainly obvious to me that Lauren has a certain confidence from growing up in the posh set and that even someone as pushy as Dawn couldn't undermine that. Throw in Paul, who is a posh public school boy if there ever was one, and you've got all the makings of a Cheshire power couple. They're old school English and to hell with anyone who messes with them.

It's not that it wasn't super rude and super messy of Paul to go in on Dawn in her home, but I couldn't help but love watching it because Dawn's lorded over everyone the entire season, so it was great to see a total blowhard like Paul capsize her "Legendary Dawn Ward Dinner Party"...I understand Lauren and Paul because they're *very* English and *very* old school and they shoot to kill, they don't play games. I agree that Tanya and Leann are kind of duds, but they do round things out, particularly Tanya whose just sort of there and inoffensive. It will be interesting to see if ITV renews the show.

RHoBH Brandi: Time to get off the cross, silly bitch. She really has no comprehension of how her actions have compounded effect and that everyone brings up her terrible behaviour because it's all the material she gives them. Kim: Addicted pig, constantly screaming she's sober (I just don't believe it). The house conflict is a huge joke because Kyle caught Kim in the simplest of lies, about the house not being in escrow because she wanted Brooke and Farrah to do the listing, and Kim couldn't do a thing about it except shrug her shoulders and scream that Kyle was lying like a high toddler...even though she wasn't and it was plain as day that Kim had just shown her ass in terms of how she lies. She's basically in an abusive relationship with Kyle, the way she came into the kitchen and told her she loved her as Kyle is standing their sobbing over her burned steak? Kim is a sicko and it's high time she was fired. Kyle: It's time she cuts the cord with Kim because as much as I'm not a Kyle fan, she's being abused by her drunk of a sister. She's better off without her. That house conflict, I mean...Kyle has the cancelled cheques! There's no disputing what she's said! I loved the shade she threw about Kim not being able to carry a mortgage. Kathy, much as I adore her judgmental stare, should really cut Kyle some slack because Kim has been given way too many chances. There is nothing for Kim and Kyle to work through, it's time to end it all. It's destructive and disgusting. Yolanda: Seeing her with that vitamin drip while Brandi had a facial. So sad. I wish Yolanda good health, she redeemed herself in the last few episodes to some degree. Eileen and Lisa Rina basically did nothing this episode and I'm cool with that: they have been old fashioned successes this season and I really, really hope they both return. Make it happen Andy! Lisa V: She looked glorious officiating the gay wedding. It's interesting to hear her say she's not going to launch any more restaurants, as that's been her life and Ken's life for nearly 30 years. I hope she stays for next season, though if she doesn't then she's exiting on a real high. She's avoided all the nonsense, and lives a glorious life. She wins. And she should.

+1 to everything, except I do understand why Paul didn't want to hear about Magali's sister, it was a dinner party, that's a downer story, I get what he was saying, he just wasn't elegant about it. Dawn made an ass of herself when she made her storyline all about having a baby, which was just ludicrous. I loved the show, it was great, ITV is on the fence about it because the ratings have been iffy, but it was fabulous and I don't even think the cast needs tweaking. The show was beautifully shot and perfectly cast.

What's crazy is how long it took Nene to buy a house. Given her previously impoverished background you'd think the first thing she'd want to do is secure a future for herself. She's still got a crazy mortgage on the place which sold for 2.1 million, so the 750k was her down payment. It's buying a property with a mortgage at this stage of the game that doesn't make sense. She should have paid cash and bought something smaller. Reality TV is so fleeting and while Nene ha she's HSN business those don't always last a long time either. Living beyond ones means is guaranteed to fail.

RHoBH I didn't feel like very much happened in this episode aside from The Slap...but here's what I've gleaned... Eileen: By far and away the most logical, level headed, no game playing woman ever to grace these franchises. She just said exactly what she was thinking, didn't back down, didn't necessarily get nasty, didn't pick on anyone, just laid it out there on that damn boat and didn't pretend that going shopping with Kim and Brandi was OK or normal. Eileen made those awful cows uncomfortable by telling the truth. And credit to her and Lisa R that they civilly and intelligently worked out their crap immediately. I am convinced those two made a blood pact that they would not turn on each other when filming started. Daytime Sisters Forever. Lisa R: She is a people pleaser, as Lisa V pointed out quite succinctly. She cracked under the psychosis of that pig Kim Richards. And that's a shame, because she was fearless last week. But Lisa R wanted to paint a shiny veneer over the ugliness. And it just hollowed her out. Kyle: I have a newfound sympathy for Kyle. She is truly up sh*t creek when it comes to Kim. She cannot fight against her, she will never, ever, win with her. Kim is a disgusting manipulator who is illogical at her core. Kyle will never, ever, win. And she knows it. And she seems slightly defeated. Kathy is the rich one, Kim is the mess everyone cleans up and Kyle is the put upon baby of the family who wants to play with the popular, beautiful people, where life seems easy. And it's never going to happen. She'll always be the realtor's wife who lives in the house that's a little too close to Sherman Oaks than it should be for a Beverly Hills matron. Yolanda: She's clearly struggling with Lyme disease. For all the shots I and others take at Yolanda and her shady crap, she's not healthy, and frankly that means she hasn't got a damn thing in this world. I wish her good health, I think she'd put it to good use. Kim: This vile pig kept relatively quiet this episode. But one thing is clear: if she isn't being fawned over she's a raging piece of sh*t and a foul banshee who, for the record, clearly fell off the wagon when she took Monty's medication. And I'd bet that isn't the first time she's done that...allegedly, I doubt she's ever been sober. Brandi: She's an ugly drunk. And she can't sit at the Big Kids Table because she has the emotional maturity of a gnat. She does not comprehend boundaries, she always pushes against them and then gets upset when someone firmly says No. I have no use for her. She should be fired without question. Lisa V: Lisa is a lover, not a fighter. But she's steely British to her core and when Brandi touched her, that was the end of the road for her. She crossed a line with Lisa. And Lisa's right. It was disrespect at its core. Lisa's blog is illuminating about how much the slap actually upset her: she went to the men's washroom on the boat to have a cry and then pulled herself together. Stiff upper lip. I hope Ken firmly banishes Brandi from the Vanderpump-Todd kingdom. She has disrespected her gravely.

RH of Cheshire... I enjoyed the few scenes Magali had, her clothes are so bright and beautiful - she knows how to dress for Dubai! Dawn and Ashley trying for the baby - it's Countess LuAnn de Lesseps levels of ludicrous, I can hear Dawn's joints creaking she's so old. If she and Ashley just want folks to realize they can still keep it hot, got it, but don't kid us about the storyline. Dawn has been photographed out and about just this week and she obviously isn't pregnant - like sands through the hourglass, so are the viability of Dawn's ovaries. Ampika is an IDIOT for not being with Mark. He's the father of her son and clearly adores her and she clearly still loves him - dump that stupid mystery man and move forward and grow up! She was lovely with Mark's mom, whose the classic Northern Englishwoman. Leann is so tiresome and I loved how Ampika nuked her about how she cleans up Dawn's disastrous life. She could not rebut a single thing Ampika said. That she kept droning on about a baby - gimme a break. Stop talking, start *******. Then you'll get your baby. I do love Lauren and Paul - they are two peas in a pod. Sure, they probably have a bit of dysfunction going on, but they're a riot and they 'get' each other. I also love how they really do not give a damn about Dawn's feelings because they think she's stupid. Tanya is a non entity on the show. She's likable and her story of the credit card was fun - but it all adds up to a bit of whatever.

RH of Melbourne Janet: She is so thirsty and gossipy and freewheeling. Janet's shady, but she's also fun and doesn't take herself too seriously. She's in her mid 50s and has been there, done that, and bought the t shirt. So she doesn't mind throwing around her mouth Pettitfleur: Like Andrea before her, the 'book' of hers is a boring storyline that nobody cares about. And she appeared to pull the rug out from under that friend of hers when she decided her 'book' needed to be written solely by her. Gina: Pretty much sitting on the sidelines. She isn't nearly as enjoyable when she's just sitting back passively. Obviously, she was badly burned by Andrea, but she's so docile this season. Gamble: She doesn't know how to play the Real Housewives game. That she exploded about being called a call girl/stripper only gives credence to those rumours, as her fiance said. That she'd then throw up an (admitted) false statement about Janet sleeping around for heroine (of all things) goes to show how easily rattled Gamble is. Lydia: It seems she was very well acquainted with Shane Warne (Elizabeth Hurley's ex) and I wonder just how intimately she knows him... Chyka: Not quite as Switzerland as she was last year. Her closet is great. Jackie: She is lovely and fun. But she's adding very little this season aside from some levity...but judging from the previews, this will change. I can't wait!

RHOBH Kim: there is nothing redeeming about this piece of trash. She is a waste of (damaged) skin and is no nasty that I can't even comprehend how Kyle has tolerated her all these years. She is a filthy, dangerous, stupid, addict. Let's call a spade a spade, she hasn't been sober on this show ever and anyone whose going to believe her is out to lunch. Kim did not admit that she shouldn't have taken Monty's medication: she excused it by saying it didn't agree with her and she wound up in the hospital. She never admitted that taking a pill not prescribed for her was wrong. There's no way she believes that herself. She is such a messy addict that she's in denial about everything. She didn't make a lick of sense when she was saying that she lashed out because it was about her kids. First of all, she's been the worst thing to happen to her kids, and secondly, she didn't connect anything logically together. And of course she can't because her brain is fried. Her behaviour to Eileen was especially bad. Kim goes for the cheap shots like any highschool bitch. And she's not sophisticated enough to play on the big leagues. She's a washed up child actress with sun damage, major addiction issues and a crappy rental house in the wrong side of the canyons with a dog she couldn't handle after it mauled a friend and a niece. Kim is a failure. Eileen: it makes sense that she's a great actress: she's tuned into her emotions. Kim was just awful to her but Eileen got right under her skin by not showing the slightest hint that Kim intimidated her. Eileen is frosty, in control and nobody's fool. She is a straight up, stand up woman. She fought back at that table smoothly and calmly and didn't let anyone shake her. Lisa R: she went nuclear and I only wish her hand had connected with Kim's smug face. She showed some restraint in a vile situation. She apologized to Kim and then she got attacked with typical LA bullsh*t about Harry. And then she calmly took Kim's nonsense, producer dictated apology and got on with things. She shows a remarkable ability to move on. Kyle: I have never been a Kyle fan, and I'm still not, but I echo what Eileen said: I don't know how she puts up with it because Kim is awful to her. It was hilarious that Kyle ran and then glanced back at the camera to make sure her dramatics were properly captured. She's an attention whore, of that there is no doubt, but I get Kyle's Struggle and she's cast herself as the heroine perfectly. Brandi: credit to her, she just sat there quietly and didn't stir things up much. Her outburst at the marijuana bakery was weird, she clearly has a lot of rage bottled up. Lisa V: she glided through this episode and showed the kind of English resolve that got them through WWII. She was right that the women needed to pull it together. She was also solid in defending Kyle and effortlessly highlighting to the viewer that she's seen Kim's evil crap for years. Lisa's disdain for Kim makes total sense, it always has, and this episode cemented it. Yolanda: her mom and brother seemed lovely and she seemed so happy to be home and she was right in how she told Kim she was wrong. Next week looks good, if Brandi doesn't slap Lisa V in jest I don't know how I'll bottle my rage!

RHOMelbourne I really don't understand how anyone likes Pettifleur. She's a nasty bitch without a sense of humour who treats shop assistants like total crap. I just find her incredibly nasty and not that bright: like Andrea before her, she could not articulate her book idea to save her life. Gina is sort of a non factor this season so far and I hope that changes. Janet is super thirsty but she's being really straightforward with her outlandish gossip. Plus, I do find her manners to be really excellent. Jackie and Chyka are cute and fun and they add levity to the show. Gamble got her man, so once she's made it down the aisle she's certainly bested most of the cast.

That pig Kim Richards will be the one whose fault it will be. Guaranteed. Lisa R will raise a perfectly valid point and Kim will make it about Harry. And Lisa R will not take it lying down and Kim, drunk on her own fumes, will push her one inch too far and Lisa R will go Full Melrose on her sorry ass. I can't wait. I hope it's a bloodbath. Kim deserves to pay.

Tracey Ullman is always ahead of her time... Re: Kyle's jumpsuit:

RHoBH I happened to love watching the scavenger hunt because it's activities like those that sometimes highlight different personality traits... Kyle: That jumpsuit was so wrong. She looked like Tracey Ullman's Hollywood spoof character Linda Granger (a washed up 70s sex symbol) from Tracey Takes On... She and Kim have the worst relationship. I'm no fan of Kyle, but she's certainly better than her sister and she certainly deserves better than what Kim can offer up. It's time she cuts ties and moves on with her life. Let Kathy Hilton clean up Kim's messes: she's rich enough to have someone shovel the sh*t on her behalf. Kyle is a big mouth and melodramatic, but she isn't mean like Kim is. Kim's just nasty. Lisa V: Now I see why she was accused of getting butt implants, but that's all her, and she runs like a woman whose never been to a gym in her life, which, given the physical shape she's in, doesn't make sense. She was a hilariously bad scavenger hunt player and I loved how the tour bus women screamed with glee at her and Yolanda and Lisa R hopping a ride aboard. And Lisa obviously has smoked some weed back in the day - she's from London and lived through the late 70s and 80s. Of course she did! Brandi: A quiet, easy breezy episode for Brandi. Next week looks like it'll pack more of a punch, with her spouting off on Kyle being a hypocrite. Eileen: I loved the scene with her list making as it's reveals something more about her personality. She's frosty and in charge and Vince knows this and caters to her whims accordingly. She was the best on the scavenger hunt - that's daytime discipline for you. She's also the most athletic looking. What I really want to see is Eileen nuke Kim for all the nasty crap she's said about her this season, I hope Eileen's got it in her. Yolanda: "It's too bad that Lisa Vanderpump and Eileen can't come, they're working, but I really wanted to share this big part of our life with them" = "I can't believe those two bitches are busy making money and aren't going to be able to take in my gloating." I've been to a David Foster Foundation dinner on Vancouver Island, they're great parties, and the charity is amazing, but it's still hilarious to hear Yolanda dedicate a toast to "my love." Kim: Filthy addict and in denial. Acts like a total bitch when confronted and then has the balls to play the fake Gracious LA Charity Matron saying she's there to support the Fosters "first and foremost." It really must irritate Kim that she had access to immense wealth as part of the Davis family and then blew it big time and now, among all the housewives, lives in the crappiest house that she doesn't even own! And then what a piece of total sh*t when she can't wait an hour and a half for Kyle to get her bag filled with jewelry, that she's left by accident after a transatlantic flight, as if the entire cast hasn't waited days for Kim to get out of bed or wipe the meth from her nose?! This bitch is always looking to pick a fight because nobody ever fights back with the force they should. With a little luck, Lisa R is going to change all that. Lisa R: That daughter of hers...good lord. How did she come from Lisa R and Harry Hamlin? She loved that coat and then when she knew it was Target she turned up her nose - what a snobby brat. Lisa R does confrontation so well. She killed Kim with the "The anger, I don't understand." And then she has the grace to apologize which Kim of course flipped out over like the nutjob she is. And then Lisa R is just poise and grace at the David Foster Foundation dinner and a great sport about how beautiful and terrific the event is. But she has Kim pinned down on all fours: she IS mean. And the way the upcoming dinner confrontation looks to be filmed...Lisa has not forgotten how to stage a scene out of Melrose Place, all that was missing was the mid 90s guitar riff.

Ashley and Dawn have been together forever and while I wouldn't be surprised to hear that he's messed around on the road, he and Dawn are rock solid, theirs is a long term footballer and WAG relationship. Dawn is one of the originals from that era and she didn't used to look quite so lady of the manor when she was a blond... Years ago, the Wards were in a major financial pickle. They owed creditors over $3 million dollars, had many a pissed off creditor lurking around, and they couldn't afford to complete construction on a $10 million mansion in Marbella, in the gorgeous southern coast of Spain, which they were forced to sell. Their mansion construction company, was forced to enter a creditor refinancing arrangement. Obviously, they seem to have straightened out their affairs and live high on the hog, but it's no surprise that Dawn and Ashley appear to be working very hard - they likely weren't as hands on with their business years ago and learned their lesson. But Dawn is a grafter, she's a tough Northern Englishwoman. And Ashley is a happy go lucky footballer who married his WAG princess. If they seem like an old married couple it's because, for all intents and purposes, they are. Dawn wanting to have a baby boy, even in her mid 40s (for god's sake) is no surprise, it's every footballer's dream to have an heir. The Beckhams have several. Dawn's just trying to keep up.

Dawn has pulling power because of her husband, whose a beloved footballer and has many rich friends who he builds houses for in the Cheshire area...Ashley Ward was a big star and had a long career, and he made and kept a lot of the 'right' friends along the way. Dawn is friends with Carolyn Stanbury of Ladies of London, she runs in a rich crowd and there's no denying the Wards have achieved a lot...but they'll never be A List London society and I doubt they care - but it's interesting to see how much Dawn wishes she was Elizabeth Hurley. I just don't think Pettifleur is going to end up being a wild card or fierce diva. I think she's just going to be a big 'ol bitch. Alexis (and Dame Joan) always had a sense of humour, my problem with Pettifleur is she doesn't seem capable of laughing at herself, unlike Magali or Lisa V (or R) or Gina...she seems to take every confrontation very seriously. I will give her props for the immaculate shade about Gamble's dress, but I deduct points for her seeming so, basically, mean.

RH of Cheshire This episode, for me, was all about Lauren and her husband Paul. Despite whatever problems might exist in their marriage, one thing is very clear: they are a team and to hell with anyone whose going to attack either of them. Lauren and Paul remind me of BH's Ken and Lisa in that when they sense there might be an attacker at the gates, they pull up that draw bridge and close ranks immediately. Lauren and Paul, brazenly, don't give a damn about anyone who isn't on their side. I thought they were both hilarious. Dawn continues to be one of those idiot housewives, like Vancouver's Jody and Melbourne's Andrea, who expects an apology for every comment they don't like. And like Jody and Andrea, it makes Dawn thoroughly unlikeable. She just doesn't understand that she's not compelling. She's a stroppy old cow who thinks she looks like Elizabeth Hurley (and Dawn, sorry luv, but you wish). Leanne just SUCKS. What a crap person. She is Dawn's charwoman. She just doesn't make any logical sense. Dawn must have something huge on her. Tanya finally got a backbone and I welcome that. Ampika really screwed up thinking she could be honest with Dawn's two hairdressers...they are obviously loyal to Dawn. Amateur mistake, Ampika. Magali was just quietly sitting back this episode, flicking her hair, insulting the artist, wearing the hell out of that immaculate white suit, letting Dawn and Tanya entertain her with their nonsense. RH of Melbourne Janet: I do still love Janet, gossip though she may be, because she's forthright. At least you know what Janet's thinking. Gina: Am I the only one to notice she seriously upgraded her breast implants? They look great, but they're massive! Chyka: Adorable as ever. I think she's my favourite because nobody rattles her and she never makes a fool of herself. Lydia: She clearly felt the backlash from last season and her attempt at making peace with Gina rung very hollow to me. Gamble: I liked her more than I thought I would, but is she kidding with saying she isn't 50 yet? I mean, really? Pettifleur: I am not here for this bitch. She just came off as nasty to me, we'll see what past she has with Gamble.

I have the feeling Eileen will be the heat seeking missile that Brandi won't quite see coming...

There were three highlights from this week...overall I'm quite pleased with what EE did for the 30th! The shots of London, absolutely stunning, particularly the night shots across to Canary Wharf. London has my heart forever. Kathy Beale! Gillian looks fabulous and she was not phoning it in, EE rectified a big mistake when Kathy was killed off, offscreen and I look forward to what's to come with her. Peggy's return to the Square was really nice to see and Barbara Windsor was in good form, unlike her last cameo when Peggy was in Portugal and told Sam to crash Phil's wedding and Barbara was basically playing herself in a bad mood. The Peggy and Mick scene was a great example of the Peggy I adore, the Old East End Peggy, the scene was subtle and effective. There was clearly the door left open for her to return with Phil saying the Square misses her and she misses the Square. I do think the show could work Barbara in for longer arcs.

RHoBH Kyle: Ahh so now we've got another peak into Kyle's psyche as she discussed being "chubby with braces, a real winner." So that's who Kyle is. She's the unloved fat kid whose stage mother from hell probably pressured her into being an achiever. Kyle doesn't understand why Ken would invite Brandi to the surprise party? C'mon Kyle, we all know that was as producer dictated as it gets. Kathy Hilton didn't seem to dismiss her as much as she usually would be. Yolanda: "I want to Facetime with my [very seriously ill] mother in Holland...but oh forget it"...all class, that Yolanda. Did we really have to watch yet another yoga segment? As in, the very same yoga segment we saw last week, in the very same outfit as last week? And then we see her taking her vitamins, yet again. Humourless hag at Lisa's surprise party, seething that Mohammed threw Lisa a party that, deep down, Yolanda wishes was hers. Brandi: Why is anyone surprised that this trashbag needs to be told to be on her best behaviour? Now she claims throwing wine in Eileen's face was by accident? What a liar. I will give Brandi credit for doing an incredibly spot on impersonation of Cameron Diaz singing karaoke in My Best Friend's Wedding...she really is a terrible singer and that gave everyone a good, clean, laugh...but then she was so bitter and then had to talk up "her flow"...oh lord help me that was bad. As an aside, Leeza Gibbons told Wendy Williams that when Brandi invited her to the housewarming shown earlier in the season that she hadn't expected it to be filmed and that she only stayed for 15 minutes. Lisa Rinna: "What a waste of my talents..." Oh Lisa R, I just love you. She is so right about Kim's game of having people fight over her so they don't pay attention to what's really going on. Yes, she might be a tad strident in her attempts to intervene in Kim's pathetic mess of a life but she isn't doing it for the wrong reasons, as Eileen said, they feel a moral obligation to say something. Lisa Vanderpump: She's right, it's better to stay out of Kim's ridiculous bullsh*t because Kim is a chronic liar and addict and she's never, ever, going to make a real change because she loves being coddled and lashes out at anyone who expects her to be an adult. I found her line reading of Vince's script hilarious. Lisa needs to appear in a Guy Ritchie movie set in London in a smart little cameo. And then for her "I could show these bimbos a thing or two, I wouldn't have an Emmy, I'd have an Oscar'...oh Lisa, never ever change. She is looking fabulous for 54 (she turns 55 this year)...and then she slays Brandi with "How did you make the cut?" Pump looked absolutely gorgeous. Eileen: "What Kim says doesn't match up with her actions."...YES EILEEN! She makes so much damn sense. Kim can't stand that Eileen sits in quiet judgment of her as she slurs her way through LA's westside. Eileen is frosty, which is a stark comparison to Kim's over the top nonsense, but it's refreshing. Kim: You don't have the "warm and fuzzies" for Eileen? Well that's fine because nobody has the warm and fuzzies for you Kim, you drunk, pill popping pig. Nobody knows what's going on with Kim because she hides it all. What's all this crap about "owning" being mean? So Kim says that because Brandi "owns" it so being a piece of sh*t is okay? Kim's "over it" regarding speaking to people every day so that she doesn't isolate herself? Alright, then go be a drunk and go get mauled to death by your dumb dog. The real piss off for me was when she said "Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." What an ungrateful sow.

Scheana was the WORST bridezilla. She's such an assh*le. It's behaviour like hers that makes men dread marriage. And like any good moron she blew her settlement money on a wedding. That could have been a down payment. Fool! Peter and Vail just need to get on with it, they have insane chemistry Tom Sandoval was made of win at the wedding between his dancing and inviting James to hang out with them after Kristen assaulted him... James...oh James...you silly 22 year old bitch. He got assaulted by that nutjob. Jax is sort of hilarious in a train wreck sort of way. What I find interesting is Lisa is the only person who actually gets him to laugh. Katie and Tom Schwartz. Cute. Real...the struggles of the late 20s. Stassi...what a bitter hag. Such a loser, sniping away at someone else's (admittedly tacky) wedding dress, with one of her sycophant girlfriends howling at her crap comments, while whining about her imaginary boyfriend...I just can't.

Jackie's Back was AMAZING.

My girl Janet is still the classic Australian blond.

I know you meant to type Rosie instead of Whoopi, and I agree...there was nothing about this time on The View that showed Rosie to be a bully. If anything, it seems people found her too relaxed and calm and taking a back seat.