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I'm done hoping the seriousness of this virus will get through our thick skulls. If people in this country can't be fully trusted to take the necessary precautions -- for themselves, and for their loved ones -- then perhaps it's time to enact martial law.

There are too many people in this country who are far too comfortable with letting others die.

I used to believe Bobby (and crack) brought out the worst in Whitney. The more I learn about Nippy, though, the more I realize, nah, she was that messy BEFORE Bobby and his, erm, prerogative got ahold of her.

Holy cow, James Rebhorn (ex-Henry Lange, ATWT; ex-Bradley Raines, GL) was in the "Bad Girl" video. Never noticed that before. Anyways. Madonna's eyebrows during that period were weird.

A former high school classmate of mine has tested positive as well. This [!@#$%^&*] is now in my backyard, and I am not okay.

Is it really that difficult for Y&R to admit the show existed BEFORE Victor Newman arrived in Genoa City?

Yeah, right, George. And if he were alive right now, and if he were to test positive for the coronavirus, he'd be scared shitless, just like the rest of us.

It's bad enough this [!@#$%^&*] began with a bat. Next, a dog; now, a cat? I'm slipping into Seussian rhyme!

Agree. It wasn't ABC who wanted Henry Slesar gone. It was P&G. Just as it was P&G, and not ABC, who ultimately decided to discontinue sponsorship of the show, thus forcing its' cancellation in 1984. By all accounts, ABC would have loved to have kept EON on the air, but weren't able to assume production costs w/o a third-party sponsor.

Trump must believe that merely saying it aloud to the press (or on Twitter) is the same thing as telling people like Cuomo and/or making it so.

Two things: its' original timeslot (as late as 4 PM in some markets) and the fact that its' storylines were crime-oriented. (Same went for DARK SHADOWS, except their stories were largely sci-fi/fantasy/horror in nature.)

IA. Julie Andrews is another celebrity -- along with Dame Angela Lansbury, Dolly Parton and Betty White -- I want kept in an underground bunker until this mess passes. If any of these women pass away from the coronavirus, there's gonna be hell to pay from a lot of fans. Count on it.

This, from a man who got his jollies from "golden showers." We can't let Dolly Parton down. We HAVE to LEARN something from this experience. We just have to.

Yup. Thomas Massie: "I swore to uphold an oath!" An oath to do what? Be a douchenozzle? Congrats, bruh, oath fulfilled!

I love your sense of humor.

Sorry to keep playing this, but... Dear God, it's Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols all over again. What IS it with y'all, wypipo? Why is blowing [!@#$%^&*] up your answer to everything? (And yes, I'm singling out white people. Not that African-Americans haven't used violence from time to time to send a message. But, we also know how to get our points across NON-violently, too. JS.) When I think of Mark Blum, I think of one scene in particular from "Crocodile Dundee" (when his character is drunk and being a dick, so Mick wrecks him (with one punch) and he's left an incoherent mess in the taxicab going home); and I think of a short-lived sitcom, "Sweet Surrender," he co-starred in with Dana Delany, as one-half of a yuppie couple adjusting to parenthood. If that mayor had been white, I doubt Tate Reeves' bloated behind would have even lifted a finger. Yes, and at this point, not at all shocking.

Did he actually say that?

I actually agree with Kevin Roose. I wouldn't have sent over pizzas (unless I was in the mood to troll people).

Well, he did it. Donald Trump finally made America great again. :|

Candace Owens needs to cease-and-desist w/ her blackface routine immediately. She's miserable at it.

That's what I've read as well.

Apropos of nothing, but...this whole "let's bump off the old folks so the economy can get goin' again!" dialogue is peak insanity. It's like I'm in a very dark episode of "Newhart," and I'm waiting for Dick Loudon to show up at the Stratford Inn and hopefully talk some sense into the locals. Anyways. Just had to get that off my chest. As you were.