Members KLN Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 16 THINGS TO DO @ WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Heatherhcb Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Too funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DanTheMan Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Haha I'd probably do these things if Wal-Mart wasn't always packed. People are like madmen when they shop at Wal-Mart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OneLife Fan Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Fun to read!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bree Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" I've been going to Walmart for years and I've never had a clerk ask to help me, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members chrishntr Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Oh. My. God. My sons do this. They do this, and then hide in the racks and jump out when a woman starts looking through the clothes. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drew Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 i think I'm gonna have to do the condom thing. In old lady carts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OneLife Fan Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Holy!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members alwaysAMC Posted April 13, 2006 Members Share Posted April 13, 2006 Wow this is a funny list...I love the restroom/tomato sauce one...soo gross. I could see myself doing the condom one though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members OneLife Fan Posted April 14, 2006 Members Share Posted April 14, 2006 I think i will try the condom thing !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DanTheMan Posted April 14, 2006 Members Share Posted April 14, 2006 i'm a cashier at a supermarket and I always find it funny when a guy/girl buys condoms. It feels like there is soo much awkward tension when I scan the item....like they know that I know what they are going to do with them. :lol: I am mos def going to try that condom thing, except I'm going to try and put it in the carts with babies. Maybe the parents will think the babies did it! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soapluva Posted April 14, 2006 Members Share Posted April 14, 2006 Hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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