GH: Carly spoiler

[Ms. Chandler Quartermaine]

Carly is such a basic bitch it's not even funny....

[bellcurve]

You say basic, I say generic. Potato, potatoe...

At least we agree to that.

[Cat]

First of all I love Johnny (and Johnny & Olivia) and to see arguably GH's MVP paired with that... that... that... donkey eyeoring and honking her way every scene -- just. NO.

And the only thing worse than Snarly FOGHORNING her lines (see Exhibit A)

Exhibit A:

...is Snarly trying to be sessy (see Exhibits B & C).

Exhibit B:

"SO. JAHHHNEE." (bats eyelashes, slowly licks upper lip) "WANNA SEE MY LEGS DO THIS?"

Exhibit C:

Not even kidding. This cap was taken just before one of CarSon's yearly Grief Sex trysts. The tears. The Dina Lohan stare. It's all so romantic. OMGZ CARLY&SONNY 4EVA!!!!!

Can't even remember what the tears were for that time. Maybe Sonny got one of Carly's rugrats shot. Or Carly broke a nail. Or something.

[JackPeyton]

I think laura Wright is very pretty, but carly is styled horridly, just as every woman on GH is.

[Cat]

Carly/LW is styled better than most. Take Diane, one of my favourite characters. She is meant to be a fashionista lawyer with a weakness for accessories. But she's dressed like Dr. Evil's militant sidekick Frau Farbissina.

[JackPeyton]

the best of the worst isnt a very good thing.

gh trys to hard to come off high class. it just looks cheap