AMC: Tuesday, February 26th

[DevotedToAMC]

Shall We Dance Ryan

Oooh lordy he is now entering what could be one phase that his bug eyes will never ever forgot...the women of good ole Fusion doing some pole dancing as if they are some high class roller for dollars women out on Front Street turning tricks on the dock for a nickel a pop. Sheesh where is a weed whacker when you need one? But anyway, it is just so typical of him to stare in amazement at something that he will never have because thankfully these women have found decent men to give themselves to while Ryan has to stick it out with Annie while the rest stand strong in committed relationships. All that tongue wagging, drooling, bug eyed, constipated looks are all for nothing because not even a little pole dancing can get Ryan some LL Cool Rye Rye. I just want to know what the point is in having him come in to watch these women look as if they are choking their lollipops...are they trying to impress his holiness? Well that can be done without the dancing because all he wants for an impression would be your purse or your bank account because he is in love with conning you out of your money. Heck he probably made sure that a grandma back in his ConHO days paid him for a blowjob while he went and had a banana surgically installed over his whack whack that the old woman could not even bare to taste the difference in short comings and fruity fruit. That is how pathetic he will be. But thankfully there are some in this world who get those BJs without the assistance of money and yes I am talking to you Slick Willy. I guess Ryan figures that since he does not have any of the charisma, style, sense of humor, or intelligence of the 42nd president that he must get a down payment for rolling his sorry butt out there to offer up a little "snacky" sensation. Talk about creativity being in the dumps for good ole Dynamite Kiddo Whacko Backo Zappo Douche-acko. Anyone still got that weed whacker to do away with this moron? Be sure to chop off that whack whack first but it will be hard to find. Fish n Chips did some investigation on what makes Ryan such a pompous a$$. The solution? A doctor knocked out Ryan back in the ConHo days, had a "dick" of a time reducing the size of junior to a millimeter peter, and it ticked off his holiness so much that not even his pseudo doctor skills could repair the damage. That is the origins of the madness of his holiness Dynamite Kiddo Ryan Alo-Wish-Us-A-Miracle-Of-His-Death Lavery. Chop chop!

[voomie]

I gotta say I'm truly not looking forward to today's episode. I think I'll go to lunch, a nice long lunch with lots of wine. I could see the girls doing it for a littlel diversion, but exactly why are they stripping down to their undies in the office, even if they are pole dancing? Can't they do that with their clothes on. Really, the whole idea is just too stupid for words.

[dragonflies]

Because Greenlee suggested it, and Frons has a hard on for CM and RB??? It's NOT a coincidence RB mentioned in an interview she pole dances and now suddenly Greenlee is suggesting this

*eyeroll*

Of course they could do it with their clothes on, but then Frons couldn't get his jollies. I bet he'll make a copy of this to watch for his future enjoyment *barf*

[EricaKane70]

I was embarrassed for all those girls and I turned it off. How sad that amc has resorted to selling sex and showing cleavage shots of these women just to get ratings. Well I guess they know how strippers feel without the 20 dollar bills down their panties. The only scenes I watched were erica/sam I think erica should take the deal 6 months its better than 5-10 years. I thought it was funny how pam and val were packing up erica's things, because she own that building and that val knew the correct way how to set up all of erica's lipsticks. I really hope sam is not involved in jesse's storyline, why must they always lump all the black people together, can't they have their own separate storylines???

[MTSRocks]

That was baaaaad.

[dragonflies]

It was so much worse than BAD *shudders* I guess they feel stupid stunts like this can distract from the craptastic writing *eyeroll*

Ryan leering at Kendall at the end while Annie is right beside him was all kinds of disgusting and insensitive

LOVE Dr. Joe's smackdown of Ryan when he told him to get over himself

Greenbitch just needs to DIE! So it's okay for her to flirt openly with Kendall's husband, but if Kendall even tried anything with HER man she'd kill her? WTF ever bitch.

Aidan can die too, wish Zach would kill him and do us all a favor.

LOVE when Tad mocks Aidan's accent.

The Ryan scenes were hilarious, the ones with Dr. Joe, I doubt that was their intention, but when he said he wanted electroshock therapy to shock his memories back I was rolling :lol:

[LoyaltoAMC]

They played the preview a gazillion times on Soapnet last night. It just looked embarrassing and cringeworthy, more so than the usual Fusion crap, and that's saying a lot. Does Frons actually think that this is what the target demo of women 18-49 really want to see? Sometimes when watching AMC I feel like I'm watching 2 different shows: (1) the Jesse/Angie stuff with passable writing, nods to history, and stellar performances, and (2) just about everything else. It just boggles the mind that Frons still has a job.

[Angela]

This show is so bad, and I don't mean just today. Painful. The Jesse/Angie stuff is okay, but that's like a small cup of water in a painfully hot and dry desert. Sigh

[dragonflies]

Yeah I think this is what Frons thinks we want to see, he's "training" his audience once again.

OMG I had to turn off Soapnet last night, it was as bad as the "REAL Greenlee" promos, it was overkill, every 2 or 3 minutes they showed that damn promo, ugh

[NYC123]

OMG!!!

This was a horrible episode! The only good parts were Erica/Jack/Sam!

Only B&E would resort to these kind of stunts. AMC is not that kind of show!

I love Joe!

Tomorrow looks bad too......Zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Except Angie/Jesse!

[LoyaltoAMC]

I think the Jesse/Angie stuff is the only thing keeping them above 2.0 in the ratings, but with the rest of the show in bad shape, I wonder how much longer they can maintain that. We're in friggin February sweeps, and the only stunt B&E can think of (probably to detract from the Jesse/Angie angst) is to have the girls pole dance and Mathison shirtless again. It's mind boggling. The whole ABC lineup is a disaster. AMC is horrible, unrecognizable, painful (feel free to plug in any other negative adjective you can think of...it would be appropriate). GH is mostly unwatchable. And I know this is blasphemous, but OLTL is a crashing bore. It's not really bad, just beyond dull, which is more of a sin than being bad. ABC daytime needs a huge facelift, but I don't see that happening anytime soon.

[MTSRocks]

I like Jessie/Angie, but moreso for the acting than the writing which leaves a lot to be desired. However, I'm getting my fix of them from YouTube. There's no way in hell I can stomach almost an hour of this wreck.

[Ryan]

AMC.....*shakes head* No words can describe the amount of suckitude happening on this show right now.

[dragonflies]

I predict this is the week the show will most likely drop to a 2.0 or lower in the ratings. B&E are banking on D&D saving this show, but that's impossible when the rest of the show is a huge void of sucktitude and nothing can save it but new writers who can WRITE

[Vee]

It was unbelievably horrible. Those scenes of them dancing went on forever. So trashy, sleazy, exploitative and completely male-centric. They think they can get away with anything if one of the women says "this is empowering!"