Ooh, that's a loaded question! Horizontal for the chest, vertical around the gut. But I prefer the look of horizontal.

Jacked-up teeth or bad acne?

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Jacked up teeth! At least they would be seen 24/7. Spare the ugly for the most part.

Peanut Butter or Jam?

Jam, especially strawberry. I've never been a huge peanut butter fan, but I tolerate it now more than I did as a kid.

Diet or exercise?

Excercise

Watch sports or play sports?

I'd always rather play, but only if the other people playing aren't hardcore about winning

Sunshine or moonlight?

I get what you mean, haha. I don't think you'd enjoy playing with me then LOL!!

Moonlight

Live in a hot climate or cold climate?

Cold climate.

$800,000.00 up front or $25,000/year over 40 years ($1 million)?

$800, 000.00 up front

Be a movie star or singing sensation?

Movie Star

Lick a toe or an armpit?

Oh my God, tmi, but the armpit is a serious erogenous zone for some girls. I don't know why I wandered there, I guess the devil made me do it and my mouth went all numb with deoderant but my ex-gf, wow, you woulda thought my tongue was much further south.

So I'll say armpit. Super clean feet are fine but I still think about fungus and plantar warts, and that big toe nail will cut the roof of your mouth.

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A dog who never stops barking or a cat who never stops coughing up fur balls?

Barking Dog, the other sounds like death.

Sex: S&M or a complicated Kama Sutra move?

complicated Kama Sutra move

bizarre food: grub worms (South America) or a fish that's still alive (Japan)?

Uhm grub worms

Run uphill or downhill?

Downhill, my lazy ass, please...

Cigar or cigarette?

Cigar

Would you rather watch a comedy or a drama?