SONU has learned that Shawn & Kenny have teamed up as the new Bounty Hunting duo Shawnny, and their first case is locating Dusty ........

THIS JUST IN!!

Dusty's alternate Rusty just released a sex tape of Dusty and Shawn. Though Shayan is trying to get their hands on the tape, word has it that the tape is already in stores. The title of the tape? "The Crack of Dawn".

Ryan has decided to use his Myspace as a communication tool to vent his feelings. Here is his latest entry posted prior to the reveal that there is a "Dawn" sex tape....

Forgive the video, there was no actual music video made....

"It Makes Me Ill"

I was hanging with the fellas

Saw you with your new boyfriend, it made me jealous

I was hoping that I'd never see you with him

But it's all good, 'cause I'm glad that I met him

Heh

'Cause now I know the competition's very slim to none

And I can tell by looking that he's not the one

He's not the type you said you liked

His style is wack, clothes are bad

Come on, Shawn, let him go

I want you back

Call me a hater, if you want to

But I only hate on him 'cause I want you

Say I'm trippin' if you feel like

But you without me ain't right (ain't right)

You can say I'm crazy, if you want to

That's true-- I'm crazy 'bout you

You could say I'm breakin' down inside (inside)

'Cause I can't see you with another guy

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him

Oh, it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him

Shawn I know that we broke up

But that doesn't mean you should give the cold shoulder

'Cause you know that I truly do adore ya

And that other guy can't do nothin' for ya

Uh, see

I can tell that you don't really love that guy

But there's no need for you to go and waste your time

I think you know I love ya more

Shawn you gotta let him go

I want you so just give him the boot

Call me a hater, if you want to

But I only hate on him 'cause I want you

You can say I'm trippin' if you feel like

But you without me ain't right (ain't right)

You can say I'm crazy, if you want to

That's true-- I'm crazy 'bout you

You could say I'm breakin' down inside (inside)

'Cause I can't see you with another guy

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him

Oh, it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him

Ohh...

It makes me ill cause you used to be my Shawn

Used to be (my Shawn) used to be my Shawn yeahhh

It makes me ill (ooh) cause you used to be my Shawn (c'mon)

My Shawn

So baby come back to me (baby...)

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will (at his will..)

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him (when I see you with him)

Oh, it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will (at his will)

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him (baby I'm jealous)

Oh it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

And you can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you with him (you can't imagine how it makes me feel)

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh..

THIS JUST IN!!

Dusty's alternate Rusty just released a sex tape of Dusty and Shawn. Though Shayan is trying to get their hands on the tape, word has it that the tape is already in stores. The title of the tape? "The Crack of Dawn".

Upon close inspection, specialists hired by Shawn have come to the conclusion that the second party in "The Crack of Dawn" is in fact Rusty. Yes, it turns out that Dusty was having sex with his second personality, or, for lack of a better word, himself. Shawn plans on suing for defamation.

Upon hearing Ryan's touching words, Shawn responded from the heart....

Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years

There was only you and me

We were young and wild and free

Now nothin' can take you away from me

We bin down that road before

But that's over now

You keep me comin' back for more

Baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my arms

I'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in heaven

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heart

It isn't too hard to see

We're in heaven

Oh - once in your life you find someone

Who will turn your world around

Bring you up when you're feelin' down

Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me

Oh there's lots that I could say

But just hold me now

Cause our love will light the way

N' baby you're all that I want

When you're lyin' here in my arms

I'm findin' it hard to believe

We're in heaven

And love is all that I need

And I found it there in your heart

It isn't too hard to see

We're in heaven

I've bin waitin' for so long

For something to arrive

For love to come along

Now our dreams are comin' true

Through the good times and the bad

Ya - I'll be standin' there by you

Upon close inspection, specialists hired by Shawn have come to the conclusion that the second party in "The Crack of Dawn" is in fact Rusty. Yes, it turns out that Dusty was having sex with his second personality, or, for lack of a better word, himself. Shawn plans on suing for defamation.

Fine! You win! I give up!!

*Turns around and looks for next victim of prey*

Spots JinkiesP reading over a copy of Cosmo in a chair nearby.

"Hello, DunkiesP!"

Sources can confirm that Drew Hamilton made the call to JinkiesP and told him to "RUN!"

Sources report JinkiesP confirming that he is in fact a she and wonders how much Dusty has had to drink. DunkiesP?

Sources report JinkiesP confirming that he is in fact a she and wonders how much Dusty has had to drink. DunkiesP?

PERFECT! I'm straight as a line!

BREAKING NEWS:

SHAYAN HAS OFFICIALLY REUNITED!!!!

Here is a song promoting their reunion!

Sample of the lyrics:

Gonna take you in the room suga'

Lock you up and love for days

We gonna be rockin baby

Till the cops come knockin

Pappa gonna have to leave

A message on the telephone baby

There won't be no stoppin' me

Till the cops come knockin'

Breaking news! Pictures of Dusty were found all over Match.com. It look like he is very determined to find that special someone. Drew Hamilton told sources today that he plans to throw a party in order to introduce Dusty to some people out of pity.

Un-wanted.

Un-appreciated.

Un-loved.

....Yep! That's us!!

To celebrate their officially reunion, Shayan asks not to be disturbed in their suite at the Plaza. Not even if the cops come a knockin....

BREAKING NEWS!!

STALKER ALERT!

Sources say that a very vengeful, inconsolable Dusty/Rusty/Lusty was seen lurking around Shayan's door while they cosummated their reunion only feet away. Police were called to the scene, but nothing can be done because even Shawn said...

To celebrate their officially reunion, Shayan asks not to be disturbed in their suite at the Plaza. Not even if the cops come a knockin....

BREAKING NEWS

After Shawn left the hotel room this morning, shortly after a mysterious person entered the suite. What could be going on? More on this later....