Members Rhiannon Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 SONU has learned that Shawn & Kenny have teamed up as the new Bounty Hunting duo Shawnny, and their first case is locating Dusty ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 THIS JUST IN!! Dusty's alternate Rusty just released a sex tape of Dusty and Shawn. Though Shayan is trying to get their hands on the tape, word has it that the tape is already in stores. The title of the tape? "The Crack of Dawn". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Ryan has decided to use his Myspace as a communication tool to vent his feelings. Here is his latest entry posted prior to the reveal that there is a "Dawn" sex tape.... Forgive the video, there was no actual music video made.... "It Makes Me Ill" I was hanging with the fellas Saw you with your new boyfriend, it made me jealous I was hoping that I'd never see you with him But it's all good, 'cause I'm glad that I met him Heh 'Cause now I know the competition's very slim to none And I can tell by looking that he's not the one He's not the type you said you liked His style is wack, clothes are bad Come on, Shawn, let him go I want you back Call me a hater, if you want to But I only hate on him 'cause I want you Say I'm trippin' if you feel like But you without me ain't right (ain't right) You can say I'm crazy, if you want to That's true-- I'm crazy 'bout you You could say I'm breakin' down inside (inside) 'Cause I can't see you with another guy It makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him Oh, it makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him Shawn I know that we broke up But that doesn't mean you should give the cold shoulder 'Cause you know that I truly do adore ya And that other guy can't do nothin' for ya Uh, see I can tell that you don't really love that guy But there's no need for you to go and waste your time I think you know I love ya more Shawn you gotta let him go I want you so just give him the boot Call me a hater, if you want to But I only hate on him 'cause I want you You can say I'm trippin' if you feel like But you without me ain't right (ain't right) You can say I'm crazy, if you want to That's true-- I'm crazy 'bout you You could say I'm breakin' down inside (inside) 'Cause I can't see you with another guy It makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him Oh, it makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him Ohh... It makes me ill cause you used to be my Shawn Used to be (my Shawn) used to be my Shawn yeahhh It makes me ill (ooh) cause you used to be my Shawn (c'mon) My Shawn So baby come back to me (baby...) It makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will (at his will..) And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him (when I see you with him) Oh, it makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will (at his will) And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him (baby I'm jealous) Oh it makes me ill To see you give Love and attention at his will And you can't imagine how it makes me feel To see you with him (you can't imagine how it makes me feel) Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh... Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted April 24, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Upon close inspection, specialists hired by Shawn have come to the conclusion that the second party in "The Crack of Dawn" is in fact Rusty. Yes, it turns out that Dusty was having sex with his second personality, or, for lack of a better word, himself. Shawn plans on suing for defamation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted April 24, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Upon hearing Ryan's touching words, Shawn responded from the heart.... Oh - thinkin' about all our younger years There was only you and me We were young and wild and free Now nothin' can take you away from me We bin down that road before But that's over now You keep me comin' back for more Baby you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in heaven And love is all that I need And I found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven Oh - once in your life you find someone Who will turn your world around Bring you up when you're feelin' down Ya - nothin' could change what you mean to me Oh there's lots that I could say But just hold me now Cause our love will light the way N' baby you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in heaven And love is all that I need And I found it there in your heart It isn't too hard to see We're in heaven I've bin waitin' for so long For something to arrive For love to come along Now our dreams are comin' true Through the good times and the bad Ya - I'll be standin' there by you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Fine! You win! I give up!! *Turns around and looks for next victim of prey* Spots JinkiesP reading over a copy of Cosmo in a chair nearby. "Hello, DunkiesP!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrewH Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Sources can confirm that Drew Hamilton made the call to JinkiesP and told him to "RUN!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JinkiesP Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Sources report JinkiesP confirming that he is in fact a she and wonders how much Dusty has had to drink. DunkiesP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 PERFECT! I'm straight as a line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 BREAKING NEWS: SHAYAN HAS OFFICIALLY REUNITED!!!! Here is a song promoting their reunion! "> " type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Sample of the lyrics: Gonna take you in the room suga' Lock you up and love for days We gonna be rockin baby Till the cops come knockin Pappa gonna have to leave A message on the telephone baby There won't be no stoppin' me Till the cops come knockin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DrewH Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Breaking news! Pictures of Dusty were found all over Match.com. It look like he is very determined to find that special someone. Drew Hamilton told sources today that he plans to throw a party in order to introduce Dusty to some people out of pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 Un-wanted. Un-appreciated. Un-loved. ....Yep! That's us!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Shawn Posted April 24, 2007 Author Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 To celebrate their officially reunion, Shayan asks not to be disturbed in their suite at the Plaza. Not even if the cops come a knockin.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Actor87 Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 BREAKING NEWS!! STALKER ALERT! Sources say that a very vengeful, inconsolable Dusty/Rusty/Lusty was seen lurking around Shayan's door while they cosummated their reunion only feet away. Police were called to the scene, but nothing can be done because even Shawn said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ryan Posted April 24, 2007 Members Share Posted April 24, 2007 BREAKING NEWS After Shawn left the hotel room this morning, shortly after a mysterious person entered the suite. What could be going on? More on this later.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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