Sources have confirmed that Dusty still has wet dreams and screams about Dawn in his sleep.......

Inches bitch! Inches!

But as a millimeter man you wouldn't know....

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YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!!!!!!

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That's it, bitch! You got it comin' now!

Inches bitch! Inches!

Yeah, yeah yeah.

Drew Hamilton told our sources that a family member works at the asylum and confirmed that Dusty is a regular there. Hamilton went off the record in saying that the world should prepare for Rusty, Dusty's most recent alter. He's been known to stand outside people's windows with binoculars in hand.

In a press release issued from Ryan's camp, they only had this to say:

"8.5 is enough reason for Shawn not to leave."

Medical Researchers are asking themselves "Is that all?

We interrupt your daytime soaps to bring you this special news bulletin:

Ryan Chandler has officially released a statement through his website. According him, he never stepped away from the comfort zone that is Shawn Dunphy, however in light of Shawn's recent admission that he left Team Chandler and became involved with the Dustbunny, Ryan has asked that everyone respect his privacy and allow him and Shawn to work things out privately.

We can confirm that tomorrow Ryan, Jen, Clint and Drew will be traveling to NY to try and take Ryan's mind off of the horror that was "Dawn".

From a dark, secluded chamber at My Lady of Solace Mental Health Hospital...

Dusty has released the following poem which he penned himself to better convey his feelings....

My heart

Like a razor

Your words

My heart

My soul

Like an axe

Your deceit

My soul

My spirit

Like a knife

Your ignorance

My spirit

They're all broken

Into a million pieces

Never to be re-gained again

They're all broken

Will I survive?

God only knows

the torment and misery

they've bestowed upon me

Will I survive?

Revenge

Like a treat

Their just desserts

Will come....

SPOTTED....Supercouple extraordinaire Shayan spotted at the Plaza wearing nothing but robes and flushed faces. Recent reports tell us that they are working things out. If that's working things out, sign us up!

We can confirm that tomorrow Ryan, Jen, Clint and Drew will be traveling to NY to try and take Ryan's mind off of the horror that was "Dawn".

I smell an orgy!

And Shawn better not come crawling back to me!

...sources..uh..say.

Edited April 24, 200718 yr by Actor87

It can now be confirmed that Rusty (Dusty's alter) is a well-known poet. Rusty was seen leaving a local cafe on poetry night. It can be confirmed that iw as Rusty because binoculars were seen in the back pockets.

This Just In.......

Dusty has escaped from My Lady of Solace Mental Health Hospital, employees at the hospital have confirmed that Dusty was hoarding his meds and that they were found in a sock stuck in an air vent.

Upon hearing of Dusty's daring mental hospital escape, 'IT' duo Shayan have decided to hire around the clock security.

According to recent reports stemming directly from Dusty's cousin's half-brother's step-sister's great niece's sister-in-law (who works at the mental health facility Dusty is seeking treatment at), Dusty is said to be seeking treatment for his alternate personality disorder. However, sources say that the doctors were shocked to find (during a routine physical exam) Kenny tucked away under Dusty's hospital gown. Security was quickly called in, Dusty was moved to a different facility, and Kenny, after being tranquilized, was sent home with a sucker. However, during a traffic stop on the way to the new facility, Dusty escaped.

Edited April 24, 200718 yr by Actor87

Sherry Hamilton, Drew's aunt and nurse at My Lady of Solace Mental Hospital, told our sources that Dusty and his alters are dangerous. Dawn is a trigger word.

Shawn was snapped throwing out his copies of Dawn of the Dead and Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn.