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The Anti-"My Humps"

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Ok so check it out....

Last year this chick named Peaches made the anti "my humps" song and called it "my dumps". Ugh, check out the original song she did:

http://perezhilton.com/clips/audio/mydumps.mp3

Now...she's remixed it and spoofed Alanis Morissette's video of "My Humps" by slowing it down. It's quite nasty.

What ya gonna do with all that tripe

All that tripe coming out of your pipe?

I'm gonna make, make you wipe

Make you wipe make you wipe

My dumps my dumps my dumps

My lovely lady dumps

in the back and in the back

Take a dump!

They buy me things like Depends

Two-ply or it depends

My flow is like my best friend

It's running off the deep end

My junk is on the run

They buy Imodium

My cheeks they start to spread

To show my turtle head

I have this low glass table

You lie down underneath

Now you look up through the glass

And you look up at my ass

I douche or enema

It makes you say mama

They say it makes them come

When they see between my bum

My dumps my dumps

She's got me scatting

Scatting out your cocoa

Scatological

Mix my poo with your pee pee juice

My poo with your pee pee juice

Uh huh take a [!@#$%^&*]

All the girls just take a [!@#$%^&*]!

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This is sooooooooooooooooooo gross~~~ Twisted and evil~!~ OMG!!!!

"tRIPE"?!!! OH, DEAR MERCIFUL LORD!!!!

And the [!@#$%^&*] on her face --

WHAT IS THIS?!!! Oh, deAR GOD!!! This is just flat-out sick. :(:(:(:(

Mommy, make it go away!!

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This is sooooooooooooooooooo gross~~~ Twisted and evil~!~ OMG!!!!

"tRIPE"?!!! OH, DEAR MERCIFUL LORD!!!!

And the [!@#$%^&*] on her face --

WHAT IS THIS?!!! Oh, deAR GOD!!! This is just flat-out sick. :(:(:(:(

Mommy, make it go away!!

Lol its not like she swam in it!

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