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ATWT is nothing but a clusterfuck

Everytime I see Gwen I just wanna upchuck

But the REAL Craig is BACK

And can't wait to see that

And hope JP is fired so it will no longer suck

NaVell, ATWT is shat,

and I truly dont want to say that,

I saw Roger Howarth cry,

And his woman cried back,

I'd rather [!@#$%^&*] JFP than watch that crap.

*JFP as in Jill F. Phelps*

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Sorry Tyler but I hate those curls,

Im glad Margeret is gone from this world

How can you expect,

Jay V to respect,

the one who turned Todd into a girl.

Oh, Jay, that makes me sad!

It was Higley who made Todd less bad.

Even now that Margaret's gone,

Todd still acts like he wears a thong

Because Dena doesn't know how to write for a lad.

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ATWT is nothing but a clusterfuck

Everytime I see Gwen I just wanna upchuck

But the REAL Craig is BACK

And can't wait to see that

And hope JP is fired so it will no longer suck

I don't think ATWT is that bad

Sure, it's boring-- just a tad.

Two of my favorites are Jade ad Gwen

Though I do wish we'd see Luke more than just now and then.

But I'll agree that JP's writing is just sad.

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Oh, Jay, that makes me sad!

It was Higley who made Todd less bad.

Even now that Margaret's gone,

Todd still acts like he wears a thong

Because Dena doesn't know how to write for a lad.

Tyler that is very true,

Higley verision of Todd is Doo-doo

it is really bad,

at Higley we shall be mad

she killed Mags and might as well have killed Todd too. :(

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ATWT:

There once was a girl named Gwen

back then she was streetwise

and didn't take crap from anybody

and now she's

just a whiny screen hogging bitc-h

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Tyler that is very true,

Higley verision of Todd is Doo-doo

it is really bad,

at Higley we shall be mad

she killed Mags and might as well have killed Todd too. :(

((This is addicting!!))

Yes, Dena Higley must be denied

Permission to ruin OLTL in our eyes

Along with so many others

Who are f*ckers of mothers.

I'd like to blast DH into the sky!

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ATWT

There once was a boy named Luke

He came out of the closet

and then went back into the closet

and ever since

he has not been seen

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((This is addicting!!))

Yes, Dena Higley must be denied

Permission to ruin OLTL in our eyes

Along with so many others

Who are f*ckers of mothers.

I'd like to blast DH into the sky!

Yes, Tyler please do that to Dena,

Just dont get charged with a Misdemeanor,

Ill do it to Adriana,

and ill be much meaner,

when she comes down, ill slap her with my weiner.

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ATWT:

We thought Hogan Shaffer was a hack

but little did we know

that once that hack was gone

we would get

the biggest hack ever Jean Passanante

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ATWT

There once was a boy named Luke

He came out of the closet

and then went back into the closet

and ever since

he has not been seen

Dont watch As the world turns,

last time it made my eyes burn,

If Luke hasnt been seen

that must be a big ass closet,

Ill take Evangeline in there and lock it :lol:

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Dont watch As the world turns,

last time it made my eyes burn,

If Luke hasnt been seen

that must be a big ass closet,

Ill take Evangeline in there and lock it :lol:

Lol, good one.

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ATWT:

We thought Hogan Shaffer was a hack

but little did we know

that once that hack was gone

we would get

the biggest hack ever Jean Passanante

Yea yall thought Hogan was a Hack,

and now yall want him back,

hes mad cause you fans

cut him no slack

and he says yall can kiss his asscrack.

Edited by Jay

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B&B: A two parter

It can't be denied Brooke Logan

is a whore and nothing but

a tramp from the Valley whose

mission in life was nothing more

than to Fuc-k every Forrester male

When Brooke was done [!@#$%^&*] all

the Forrester males she moved on

to the other males but they were not

good enough, so she had to fuc-k the

Forrester males again

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B&B: A two parter

It can't be denied Brooke Logan

is a whore and nothing but

a tramp from the Valley whose

mission in life was nothing more

than to Fuc-k every Forrester male

When Brooke was done [!@#$%^&*] all

the Forrester males she moved on

to the other males but they were not

good enough, so she had to fuc-k the

Forrester males again

Dont watch B&B,

so I dont know Brooke from the vall-ey,

If its true that she likes,

to do the do,

she can always come get some from me.

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Y&R:

There once was a woman named Sharon

who was almost liked by everyone

than she became a hypicritical whore

and now most of us just

wish she would have died on that cliff

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