There once was a girl named Kay

Who had to have everything her way

She froze her cousin in ice

Then tried to be nice

And she now she has two men to lay

I love that!!!!!

Now Ryan, would steve go for that Telly,

The Comp wiz could play with his celly,

That would be creepy,

if spinelli Jason pepe,

Who knew Spinelli liked Spi-jelli?

LOL

Yes Navell I understand that they're sluts,

but they both have really nice butts

Alexa is on hold

and Bobby eakes sounds old

But I wouldnt mind knocking them up

I take what you say to heart Jay

But the "Babe is love" has got to go away

Like the Lumberjack Union

Chopping down Willow's ruins

Baby stealing whores will die as I go "YAY"

The once was a dame named Brooke

English she was off the hook

Just like that she disappeared

off the show for more careys

and now AMC is just so damned scary

Erika Slezak kicks so much ass

She gave an interview and much sass

I want her on my screen

On that Higley is not so keen

I think on OL i'll just pass

The video must be seen in order to understand this. It's very short:

Ric & Sam were disgusting when we

Saw them go at it on our tv

Ric wasn't ashamed

Sam really got flamed

Jason screamed "He's my enemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

I take what you say to heart Jay

But the "Babe is love" has got to go away

Like the Lumberjack Union

Chopping down Willow's ruins

Baby stealing whores will die as I go "YAY"

Navell, excuse me, i've lost my class,

and I surely can't let this pass,

Please give me cheer for making my intentions clear,

I hate Babe

I just want to feel her ass.

The once was a dame named Brooke

English she was off the hook

Just like that she disappeared

off the show for more careys

and now AMC is just so damned scary

Erika Slezak kicks so much ass

She gave an interview and much sass

I want her on my screen

On that Higley is not so keen

I think on OL i'll just pass

I love it!

I take what you say to heart Jay

But the "Babe is love" has got to go away

Like the Lumberjack Union

Chopping down Willow's ruins

Baby stealing whores will die as I go "YAY"

Come now, that's no way to be

Babe IS love, can't you see?

She isn't a whore,

It's just that JR is a bore

And the authorities need to put him under lock and key.

When Justin played Fox

He really rocked my socks

Then Mark came in

And everything became grim

Now I want Fox to suffer from pox.

Here's one about DAYS -

Willow is a whore

She's rotten to the core

She's loud, she's brash

I'm sure she has a dirty ass

That bitch is gone b/c she's a bore.

Come now, that's no way to be

Babe IS love, can't you see?

She isn't a whore,

It's just that JR is a bore

And the authorities need to put him under lock and key.

Tyler dont speak about JR that way,

Without him there would be no little A,

Wait no, Little A's mom is babe

I take that back

He could be MY son, and I'm black.

There once was a show called Y&R

A soap on CBS I had come to adore

Sharon should meet her demise

Davetta's comeback would be wise

And Dru and Sharon's fall was nothing but poor

There once was a show called Y&R

A soap on CBS I had come to adore

Sharon should meet her demise

Davetta's comeback would be wise

And Dru and Sharon's fall was nothing but poor

Perfect!

I love the psychos in soaps

Without them, I tend to mope.

My favorites are Margaret and Jan

Because they'll do anything for a man

And they'll be back some day, I hope!

Perfect!

I love the psychos in soaps

Without them, I tend to mope.

My favorites are Margaret and Jan

Because they'll do anything for a man

And they'll be back some day, I hope!

Sorry Tyler but I hate those curls,

Im glad Margeret is gone from this world

How can you expect,

Jay V to respect,

the one who turned Todd into a girl.

ATWT is nothing but a clusterfuck

Everytime I see Gwen I just wanna upchuck

But the REAL Craig is BACK

And can't wait to see that

And hope JP is fired so it will no longer suck