Miguel arrives at Tabitha's and announces that he's through with Kay. He's going to find Charity and ask her to marry him! Tabby freaks and drugs his tea so he'll go have sex with Kay, but it backfires and just makes him want Charity more. Kay walks in and Miguel tells her he's going to be with Charity, so Kay tells him she's completely through with him. Tabby freaks some more, and drugs Kay with the same potion, turning her into an even-bigger whore (she rips her shirt off and runs around in her room begging for sex. Tabitha locks her inside). Tabitha gives more of the potion, but now he's so horny that he wants Tabitha! He bends Tabitha over and kisses her, and then chases her around the kitchen for sex. Tabby shows Miguel a picture of Kay and tells him to go have sex with her. Miguel knocks down the door of Kay's room and they f***. Tabitha watches the sex from her bowl and is turned on. She insists Charity and Miguel will never be together.

Sheridan and Luis continue to passionately kiss, but then a phonecall interrupts. Luis tells Sheridan that they can't betray Chris and Fancy, so he answers the call. It's one of his contacts with a lead. Sheridan takes a shower and fantasizes about Luis. She decides she wants Luis in the shower and calls for him to come, saying she broke the hot water faucet. Luis enterrs, and she tells him to get naked because he'll get wet because of the water. But it turns out it's not Luis, but Fancy, and she's psycho-pissed!

Ivy arrives at the hospital and gloats to Theresa that she and Ethan will never be together. They trade barbs, and Theresa gets the last laugh. The blackmailer tells Theresa to marry Jared or else. She decides to go through with the wedding. Meanwhile, Jared has a panic attack, and Ethan worries Theresa will hate him if he causes Jared to die. Later, Ivy tells Ethan to give up on both Gwen and Theresa, and to find a new woman. Ethan insists that won't happen.

Fox is in obvious pain because he's getting the actual treatment. Julian doesn't believe that he's impotent, so Fox lifts up his hospital gown to show him his limpness! Fox is in agonizing pain, but Julian tries to convince him it's psychosomatic. After Julian leaves, Fox discovers his hair is falling out.

Also...Fancy calls Esme, who has Prince Harry tied up in some sort of sex game.

The previews show Theresa and Jared getting married by Judge Reilly; Luis demands that Fancy tell him what happened with Pretty.

Edited March 10, 200718 yr by RionPassions

Also...Fancy calls Esme, who has Prince Harry tied up in some sort of sex game.

This whole episode sounds good. I can't wait!

Wait, is Esme back?! Do we see her on-screen? I LOVE her!

Nah, they just talk on the phone (we see Fancy's side only). Do you think she's the stalker?

Nah, they just talk on the phone (we see Fancy's side only). Do you think she's the stalker?

Aw.

And no, I don't think she is the stalker....I just wanted to see if we got to see her onscreen. Esme, unlike Fancy, NEVER grew out of her spoiled state. I don't think she is the stalker just because she is minor and it would not make any sense if she is somewhere with Prince Harry.

But she is a little nutty.....

THANK YOU SO F'ING MUCH for this, and the PM that you'd do this, Rion!!!

I've only read the Miguel/Kay stuff but you can tell this is DEFINITELY a post-cancellation episode, lol. So much movement -- and I've JUST read the Kayguel stuff! It's some of the hottest, shocking, SEXIEST, FUNNIEST [!@#$%^&*] I've ever heard!!

WAY TO GO, JER!! YOU'RE BACK!!

And now back to reading that preview...

":Sheridan and Luis continue to passionately kiss, but then a phonecall interrupts. Luis tells Sheridan that they can't betray Chris and Fancy, so he answers the call."

Oh, don't you just love it when "Passions" characters who are married or dating someone else, get together, make out, maybe even strip down to nude and then say, "Wait, we can't do this, we can't betray our significant others."

Um, WHORES?! You already did that when your TONGUES hit each other. You're ALREADY adulterers!!!

Luis, you better confess to Fancy that you and Sheridan made out. otherwise, you're a DOG.

Listen up, "Passions" sluts! Everything but sex doesn't equal fidelity. KISSING is also adultery. Get it through your head, Sherid-ASS and Luis-manslut!

"Fox is in obvious pain because he's getting the actual treatment. Julian doesn't believe that he's impotent, so Fox lifts up his hospital gown to show him his limpness! Fox is in agonizing pain, but Julian tries to convince him it's psychosomatic. After Julian leaves, Fox discovers his hair is falling out."

Whoa, whoa, whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Hold the phone.

Is THIS a daytime first?

Has a daytime hunk ever showed his PENIS to his father before?!!

Dang, first Chincent and now THIS! JER is just breaking all KINDS of taboos. Way to go, man!

The good part about this is movement in some stories. The bad part is that Passions is focusing entirely too much on sex. I mean, yeah it's a big part of soaps but so much of what I read here is sex related. It's overkill IMO.

There's abso-freakin'-lutely no such thing as too much sex!!!!

There's abso-freakin'-lutely no such thing as too much sex!!!!

When it gets to the point where 75% of an episode summary like you posted above contains sex, sex, and more sex---it becomes overkill especially on a show that seems to get off on rape and sexual assaulting.

The good part about this is movement in some stories. The bad part is that Passions is focusing entirely too much on sex. I mean, yeah it's a big part of soaps but so much of what I read here is sex related. It's overkill IMO.

Or it's HOT.

There's abso-freakin'-lutely no such thing as too much sex!!!!

Oh I agree. On daytime, anyway. maybe not so much in real life..

I guess no Chad,Vincent,and Whitney in this upcoming episode.Rats,what a bummer.

I guess no Chad,Vincent,and Whitney in this upcoming episode.Rats,what a bummer.

I'm planning on recording this HOT, sex-filled, camp-filled episode as a KEEPER, so I'm happy they're not on. I like their story, but this falls more in line with what I want "Passions" to be. (Fun, sex-filled, but just for jokes, viewing for the whole family. )

Edited March 10, 200718 yr by JointStrikeFighter