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[Taoboi]

RHOP

 

3 for 3. It was low-key until the end, but just like NY...it was the individual scenes for me. Unlike NY, one can count on the Potomac girls to give us great group scenes. 

 

Except for Ashley's, I liked them all. Stacey with her man and watching how that relationship is. Keiarna at her business working. OMG at La Dame with her cousin from her special...him with his glow-up. Wendy with her mother did not bug me...it's been like a subplot bubbling and I can't wait cuz...are we FINALLY going to meet Eddie's family? And of course...Messy Mia with her two men. 

 

Speaking of Mia, her ass ain't slick. That game she was playing when Gizelle had her and La Dame sitting down at the table. Poking the bear. And La Dame kept serving it right back to her. And even though La Dame went with a truce to make Gizelle and the other girls happy, she gave Mia that warning. Mia can go low if she wants to, but La Dame has no problem going straight to hell with her and dragging her all over the place. Don't try her when she ain't coming for you nor think you will find her. 

 

LA DAME. 'If you don't start [!@#$%^&*] with me, there won't be [!@#$%^&*].' LET HER KNOW, LA DAME GRANDE!!!!  I said Mia want to be coming for that throne and La Dame stay ON...READY. And how dare Mia thought she was going to use the wounded friend excuse cuz the friends I know...would ask and not be shady. Well...will be shady to the face, not just behind the back. lol. Speaking of, I enjoyed her taking potshots at Mia again this week. And I fell out when Production PRODUCED THE VERY NEWS VIDEO I WAS SAYING WAS FLOATING AROUND LAST WEEK ON MIA. Meanwhile, La Dame is still managing her narrative with her dinner (low portion fish though...my fine dining experience showing) with her cousin. She has already said that she can't talk about it. However, the fact she was on the phone it sounded like means her cousin could be a witness on her case. So...the plot thickens...without interference to boot. 

 

GIZELLE. Another thing that made me holler...Pastor Holy Whore's engagement. Why? HE GOT MARRIED THIS WEEKEND!!! How well timed. lol. And the wedding was being dragged online because he and his new First Lady...who seem to have Gizelle's fashion sense or lack...were dressed like a scene from the forthcoming WICKED. Also well-timed. A MESS!!! Meanwhile, I liked Gizelle for getting in the middle of Mia vs La Dame at Jassi's event. I saw it as a manipulating tactic for sure, but dare it if Giz didn't try. She really is working for it this year.

 

ASHLEY. THIS...BITCA. lol. No matter what she says...she is never getting that divorce, is she? Even her own mother looked over her. 

 

WENDY. Wendy's mother...on the other hand. She really was trying to get the crown for the next Mama Joyce this year, ain't she? I do like this really was a storyline started back in Season 5 so there's that. It gives Wendy something to do so there's also that. And I really would like to know the genesis of the drama between the parents. Was what that blog that I no longer read true about the drama?? I really want to know. And the fact that this storyline appears to be continuing this year...we just might get it. And I also loved that Wendy and Stacey have enough of a bond that she was happy to see TJ show up at Jassi's event with Stacey. Her reaction was hilarious.

 

MIA. Lord have mercy!!! I wish I could say she wasn't giving this week, but...she kinda was. A quick cameo by Jacqueline who stayed background. Her continued rivalry with La Dame. Her showing up to Jassi's event with Inc...who did look good in a suit. And of course, her drama with Gordon. And I was Team Gordon...and lord he was spilling ALL her tea. An abortion? TWO affairs??? Wait. What? And he stayed getting Mia for her continued attempts to extort the kids. I really feel he has them in mind more than her honestly. And I didn't like she was making him seem as bad as him was her. Just a mess. 

 

STACEY. A bachelorette pad, Stacey? lol. I see you!!

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Loved seeing a little more of her and TJ's relationship. And I love that he came with her to the event. And of course everyone was going to rib him. Now I do wonder if he IS just celibate.

 

KEIARNA. What!?!  Not her vs Mia Round 4!!! She just does not see it for Mia at all. 

 

Onto next week!!! And it sounds like the reunion is filming this week?

 

 

[Cat]

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Another day, another Mia lie! Oxycontin addiction? Nothing a quick muscle realignment at one of 'her 22 clinics' can't handle. I find it hilarious that the 'Here is Your Plucky Heroine, Mia!' SL has gone so fatally awry. Mia simply cannot conceal her own intrinsic moral bankruptcy. Gordon and Jacqueline keep crashing that carefully contrived caregiver image every time they appear. First Jacqueline exposed her BFF for telling Gordon she loved him. The way Mia sputtered as she desperately thought up some inanity about this is how you're supposed to treat people with bipolar disorder -- lie to them. Then we got Gordon himself, who has never sounded more clear and lucid, saying "I am not here to boost you and Inc's image." The look on Mia's face as she realised the camera was getting all this. I doubt we will be seeing Gordon on camera again, which is a shame.

I find Wendy both arrogant and insecure, and her mother even more so. Her mother is no Miss Dorothy (Candiace's mother).

Ashley's had her time, and that divorce is never going to happen if it means Demon Darby has to pay a set alimony.

I am no Gizelle fan, but the look on her face when Jassi was explaining her situation.  It was the same stank face her father made when Pastor Holy Whore sat down next to him at that restaurant a few seasons back.

I believe Karen when she said she was not eating from stress. She was very thin this episode and her face drawn. Luckily, she still has her wits about her and handled that clown Mia without breaking a sweat.

TJ is giving me 'He's just not that into you, sweetie.' Another reason Stacey reminds me of Kenya Moore her first season. He seems to be a boyfriend for hire, but for some reason, Stacey is so charming that I'm not even mad at the fakery. I feel like she’s practically winking to camera.

[Taoboi]

BH

 

For those who watch...

 

...TONIGHT!!!

 

[Cat]

Ozempic really did a number on these three.

[Taoboi]

Lol. Very.

[Antoyne]

All I want is my Kyle take down season and if Dorit is the one to do it, so be it.

[Taoboi]

See? I would tune in to see that.

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[DaytimeFan]

I agree - if it’s Dorit that does it, Godspeed to that. 

[Antoyne]

Holy [!@#$%^&*] that was exactly what I wanted. 
 

Of course Kyle Richards is blaming the media for her potentially being a lesbian. It is literally the most Kyle [!@#$%^&*] ever to make herself a victim. And now she won’t say Morgan’s name on camera? She will never cease to give me reasons to be annoyed by her presence. Not to mention she is SO shocked that Dorit is now acting accordingly after she repeatedly told the world she and Dorit are not close.

PK basically said I got sober and realized I hated Dorit.

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One of the most hilarious things a househusband has ever said or implied about their wife.

Dorit is giving me all kinds of season 7 vibes and I’m here for it. I just might get my Kyle takedown after all. 
 

Love the new wife Boze. What a resume!! She retired and was like let’s do real housewives for fun. I love it!

[DaytimeFan]

Totally agree - what a premiere. Firing on all cylinders.

When I saw Dorit light up that cigarette while traversing the canyon all I could think was We. Are. So. Back.

[Taoboi]

OC ending (but I have a whole season and a half to watch)

 

BH returning

 

NY hitting mid-season

 

SLC at mid-season

 

POTOMAC approaching mid-season

 

MARRIED 2 MEDICINE returning Sunday.

 

I can't say we aren't being fed. lol. But...WOW. 

[Cheap21]

Did you watch? Dorito is in her bad bish era and I LOVED her going after Kyle! Im here for it

Another good premiere! SLC, RHOP and OC are killing it. NYC is so bad limping alongside them. 

 

Im digging the new wife, Boz. Good energy, fashion and sees to fit in well so far. Enjoyed seeing Jennifer Tilly too

 

Kathy Hilton is so ghetto, taking out her tracks at a dinner party. She was looking for a moment but it didn land for me

[Cat]

I didn't even know BH was starting this week until it was mentioned on this thread. I was of two minds as to watching it, as last year had been such a bore. But I'm so glad I did. Dorit puffing on that cigarette in the car.... the gloves are off and she doesn't give a sh!t. I am Team Dorit on this one. Kyle has treated her like an afterthought for years.

Kyle is the most disingenuous person. After teasing the audience with Morgan Wade kissyface videos, now she doesn't want to say her name? It seems it was all a big ruse. Production wasn't even trying to hide what a manipulative user Kyke is. I bet they're pissed about Kyle and Mo spilling everything on that Netflix show.

Cruella DeVille aka Ozempic Erika is  growing on me as the go-to between Kyle and Dorit.

PK saying he got sober and realised he hated his wife made me side-eye him. No, he realised Mo was having an ace time off his face with coke and sexy Mexican pop stars in Aspen and wants a slice of that life. Good luck with that. It seems clear from thar convo and the one Dorit had with Kathy that PK was the one who instigated the separation. 

Kathy is annoying me with the quirks, and annoying Bose. And finally we may have a legitimately smart HW on BH. I'm also liking the FOHs like Jennifer Tilly and Amanda De Cadenet.

Even Garcelle and Sutton are giving me something. I sure Hooe this,season lives up to the opener.

This spring was so poor in terms of RH content that I assumed Bravo wanted out. I have no idea why Bravo backloaded so many good shows to the autumn. I'm not even watching SLC as it us. I am psyched about nuNY ramping up momentum. OC and Potomac are giving me life, and now we have M2M also? Bravo needs to calm down for a second. Especially if Dubai is now on pause and Jersey also. What on earth will they have left to screen in H1 2025? 

[Cheap21]

RHOA S16. I read a rumor thatt they are also considering a Legacy edition of the RHUGT with Nene, Lisa Wu, Kim, Sheree, Kandi, Eva and Marlo: https://bravoandcocktails.com/2024/11/15/somewhat-true/

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[Antoyne]

I typically agree with everything you say lol but in what world is RHONY ramping up momentum? Have you seen the last two weeks? A prank has taken up TWO episodes. A prank MULTIPLE knew about. If it weren’t for my new obsession with Raquel and still enjoying Jessel, I’d have zero reason to keep watching this crap.