I like the idea of Victor pregnant...but let's not make him able to carry the child to full-term. Let's have the embryo implanted in Nikki instead! It will (say it w/ me now) draw them closer together.

I like the idea of Victor pregnant...but let's not make him able to carry the child to full-term. Let's have the embryo implanted in Nikki instead! It will (say it w/ me now) draw them closer together.

Oh, but if Ashley can steal sperm, she can certainly steal embryos as well. They better make sure the wrong embryo isn't being implanted in Nikki.

Maybe Victor's embroy will be switched with Michael Baldwin's...

I like the idea of Victor pregnant...but let's not make him able to carry the child to full-term. Let's have the embryo implanted in Nikki instead! It will (say it w/ me now) draw them closer together.

Yes, yes, yes, exactly my thoughts! Victor will realize in terror that he will never be able to bear children, and he will initially keep it a secret. However, Nikki will sense that something's going on, so she will learn the truth through cocaine-induced seizures and will comfort Victor. Then, during an ultra-secret government procedure (guest star, David Duchovny), a specially made tube connecting Victor and Nikki's stomachs will be the tool to carry the embryo into Nikki. Just as they see the little thing passing from one end to the other, Victor and Nikki will lock gazes, they will take each other's hand into theirs and proclaim their eternal love... only for Diane to burst in with a bazooka.

Oh, but if Ashley can steal sperm, she can certainly steal embryos as well. They better make sure the wrong embryo isn't being implanted in Nikki.

PERFECT! Ashley carries Victor and Danny's love child, and Nikki carries Mac and Cane's! It's an umbrella story!!!!

(Yep, that's why they pay me, Tom Casiello, the big bucks. Because, I'm saving daytime, you see?)

Naturally, Gina will soon realize that this torture of Victor is not enough, so she will get all Danny videos and songs and play them on a loop too. It will all end in Victor having sex fantasies with Danny.

I was watching VH1 Classic's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders this weekend and this song was on the list.

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Talk about "something special on a stick"!

Maybe Victor's embroy will be switched with Michael Baldwin's...

I feel Michael has an important part to play in the show, but I'm not sure we can handle EmbryoGate with him... Perhaps it would be wiser to connect him with Katsita, the Innocent Alien, who is secretly Katherine Chancellor's real daughter.

No, no, no. Neil will be the one helping Katherine bond with her long-lost daughter, Tyra.

I was watching VH1 Classic's 100 Greatest One Hit Wonders this weekend and this song was on the list.

It's already beginning! November sweeps will be awesome!

Maybe someone or a couple of someones should start a Y&R Parody Fan Fic, from the previews it would be very interesting to say the least.

Edited May 5, 200916 yr by Rhiannon

No, no, no. Neil will be the one helping Katherine bond with her long-lost daughter, Tyra.

But I thought Tyra was Gloria's long-lost daughter, thus forever connecting her to those oh so watchable Fisher-Baldwins!

Parody???

No, no, no. Neil will be the one helping Katherine bond with her long-lost daughter, Tyra.

But I thought Tyra was Gloria's long-lost daughter, thus forever connecting her to those oh so watchable Fisher-Baldwins!

Tyra is Gloria's daughter, who's Katherine's daughter, who then has sex with Neil just for fun.

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But I thought Tyra was Gloria's long-lost daughter, thus forever connecting her to those oh so watchable Fisher-Baldwins!

But she is. That's why River, now played by Linc from "The Mod Squad," returns to Genoa City.

(I always knew Kay had some black in her!)

Talk about "something special on a stick"!

Danny Romalotti, the Coreys. AND Natty Gann?!

I've died and gone to heaven...