GH/B&B: Suppose Ronn Moss was recast as Sonny?

[Cat]

OK, somebody on another board I frequent brought this up. Suppose Ronn Moss (Ridge on B& was recast as Sonny Corinthos on GH? Well, at first, my brain exploded. Ronn Moss in his poncho and skinny neck-scarves and Native American fertility necklaces could never play GH's miniscule kingpin.

...Or could he?

Sonny! SONNY! I need you to bankroll my existence. And send some bodyguards over to the house to protect Miiiiiiiiichael. Because I'm busy running Metro Court and making everybody's life a misery. Hey! Are you even listening to me?

(heavy sigh) I'm sorry, kiddo. (dramatic pause) It's just that I've been feeling very depressed about my lifestyle choices lately. That's why I'm standing here, by this window, in the softest, most flattering light possible. See how it shows off my chiseled cheekbones?

Huh?

You know, I wasn't sure about changing my hair to salt-and-pepper. But Jill tells me we can return it to its natural jet-black glory soon! Like the wings of a raven! Which is TERRIFIC because (dramatic pause) I wear jet-black so well. Oh, who am I kidding? I can pull off ANY color well!

Um. Why aren't we talking about me?

Sweet... caring... Carly! Kiddo. Your concern for my welfare means so much! Especially given that I (heavy sigh) accidentally shot you in the head while you were giving birth to our second child, Morgan DePsychoWitt.

Oh, old news, Sonny. If only you knew the hot Porno Coma Dreams your bullet to the brain triggered! Lorenzo and I... well, let's just say I didn't know where my legs began and his ended.

Kiddo. Can you ever forgive me... for trying to do my best? For trying to do the honourable thing and (dramatic pause) protect my family? In fact, I need you to show me you forgive me. How about we git down and make sweet fashion together? (raises eyebrow) Because... I have some lingerie I'd like you to model.

Meanwhile... on B&B...

Widge. Widge? There's something... different about you lately.

Uh... Ok... look! You know what? I... I already told you. You and... that Frisco guy! I am not going to wear this off-the-shoulder number if it's in teal. I... ya know... teal. Teal... is not my color. I only wear black. Because black... black keeps me safe... (snaps fingers) in the shadows... (snaps fingers) protecting my famb'ly... (snaps fingers) that's where I gotta be! Alone. Like the... the lonely, hunted WOLF of Fashion that I am.

[sheilaforever]

ROFL

Now 2008 can't be such a bad year after all. WIth Cat's first picture post the year is saved. But don't put wicked ideas to Brad Bell's mind though: no Mo for B&B, ever. 'Cause I couldn't stand his bored Mumbledness on my show

[Cat]

You and me both, friend.

[Toups]

LMAO!!!!

That was hilarious, Cat.