Hit The Road Ryan

*This is a parody of Ray Charles' "Hit The Road Jack" but this time it has the above title. Enjoy!*

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more

(What you say?)

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more

Woah, Woman, oh woman, please treat me so mean

I am the stupidest old man that I've ever seen

I do not have to apparently guess you saying so

I'm going to pack my Dynamite Kiddo underwear and go

(That's right)

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more

(What you say?)

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more

Now Annie, listen, Annie, yes treat me this-a way

Cause I'll be leaving with my bug eyes on my feet today

(Annie) Don't care if you do cause you got bad wood

You ain't got no goodness you just ain't no good

Well, I do not have to apparently guess you saying so

I'm going to pack my Dynamite Kiddo underwear and go

(That's right)

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Ryan

And don't you come back no more

Hit the road, Ryan and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more)

Hit the road, Ryan and don't you come back no more

(What you say?)

Hit the road, Ryan and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more

Hit the road, Ryan and don't you come back no more

(Don't you come back no more)

(Don't you come back no more)

(Don't you come back no more)

(Don't you come back no more)

Well

(Don't you come back no more)

Uh, I can't get a lay?

(Don't you come back no more)

I did bug eye you!

(Don't you come back no more)

You definitely mean that!

(Don't you come back no more)

Oh, now Annie, please!

(Don't you come back no more)

What you tryin' to kill me?

(Don't you come back no more)

Oh, please do me like that!

(Don't you come back no more)

HI there. I'm new around here, but I post at a couple of other boards as well. I only watch AMC so I can only comment on that show, except previews from other shows.

I can't stand Ryan. I'm all for him hitting the road, and with any luck getting run over by a semi. What an annoying character he's become. Remember how funny he was when he first hit town? The handsome, charming conman. I liked him then. Unfortunately that was a long time ago. Now, its time for the road.

oh, and gods, have we all seen the promos for tomorrow's show? the pole dancing for Ryan? this board doesn't have a hurling smilie either.

Anyway, hi gang!

Hi! Welcome to the board!

I loved the Angie/Jesse scenes!

Also Billy Miller finally takes his shirt off and boy he is looking good!

Edited February 25, 200817 yr by Kyle

I am almost tempted to not even watch tomorrow. This pole dancing thing could quite possibly take the award for the most cheesiest plot point any soap has ever done....

Brian Frons, nuff already. I will watch Monday's episode later tonight.

Also Billy Miller finally takes his shirt off and boy he is looking good!

whaaaaaaaaaaa?!

Of course this is the ONE day that I just happened to miss!!!!!!!

Please someone put this on YouTube!

Billy Miller without his shirt, I've waited a long time for that

Today was pretty much a crapfest, I couldn't even get interested in J&A because of the rest of the crap is affecting that for me.

I agree Adam, tomorrow is just going to be so idiotic. Still pisses me off that they would incorporate something someone does in REAL life as part of an episode of this show.

B&E need to be fired soon..... I am not sure how much more of the SLAVERY six I can take.....

Billy Miller without his shirt, I've waited a long time for that

Oh, girl. Tell me about it.

I can't believe I missed today.

Sounds like Richie shirtless and Angie/Jesse were the only good things, huh?

They do need to go ASAP! They've outhacked the hack, never ever thought anyone could do that.

I hope Sweeney's visit to NY recently was something important like giving two hacks their pink slips......

Welcome, voomie! Several of us on here are also sick of Ryan. He was enjoyable as an ex-conman trying to reform. But when he dumped Kendall for his former stalker, Greenlee, and turned to the dark side, the character was irredeemably ruined. It got even worse when he defended his psycho brother and never apologized or admitted he was wrong. Add in the lack of chemistry with his last two leading ladies (Greens and Annie) and the character became even more irritating. He needs to leave Pine Valley ASAP!

The Jesse/Angie scenes were good again.

I also liked Kendall/Erica. They're mother/daughter teasing is always fun to watch.

Billy Miller shirtless!

I agree with Adam that SLAVERY is destroying this show and I'm not planning to watch the Fusion women degrade themselves tomorrow with the stripper pole. UGH!

Forgot to say Welcome voomie

I actually HATED the Kendall & Erica scenes.

Sad when a shirtless BM is about the only good part of a show, even J&A were slightly boring.

No what's ruining this show is two hacks who don't have an original idea in their heads, and whitewash their own writing, it's obvious B&E only want to write for J&A IMO

Welcome, voomie! Several of us on here are also sick of Ryan. He was enjoyable as an ex-conman trying to reform. But when he dumped Kendall for his former stalker, Greenlee, and turned to the dark side, the character was irredeemably ruined. It got even worse when he defended his psycho brother and never apologized or admitted he was wrong. Add in the lack of chemistry with his last two leading ladies (Greens and Annie) and the character became even more irritating. He needs to leave Pine Valley ASAP!

I completely agree!

Edited February 25, 200817 yr by Zendall Fan

I hope B&E are gone. Look at the show and ratings......

I agree Kyle, what boggles the mind IMO is with the ratings as low as they are why they continue on with stuff that continually pisses off viewers??

It makes one wonder if they truly aren't trying to get this show cancelled, cause this is the exact kinds of thing they did that were part of the reason that got PC cancelled....

HI there. I'm new around here, but I post at a couple of other boards as well. I only watch AMC so I can only comment on that show, except previews from other shows.

I can't stand Ryan. I'm all for him hitting the road, and with any luck getting run over by a semi. What an annoying character he's become. Remember how funny he was when he first hit town? The handsome, charming conman. I liked him then. Unfortunately that was a long time ago. Now, its time for the road.

oh, and gods, have we all seen the promos for tomorrow's show? the pole dancing for Ryan? this board doesn't have a hurling smilie either.

Anyway, hi gang!

HI and welcome to SON! I hope you enjoy yourself here at the forum. This is a great message board with many devoted soap fans who have a great sense of humor.

You will find that I am the biggest Ryan hater here with daily rants or whenever he is on so since he is on tomorrow's show expect a rant ...they tend to be funny, over the top, and a little lengthy but worthy of reading. Like you, I enjoyed Ryan when he came on and loved when he returned in 2003. I started to hate him when he married Greenlee. I am all for him being run over by a semi

Enjoy SON!

It makes one wonder if they truly aren't trying to get this show cancelled, cause this is the exact kinds of thing they did that were part of the reason that got PC cancelled....

Well PC also got cancelled because, in many markets, it aired early in the morning (not around 10 a.m. but 2 a.m.) so nobody could really watch it (they did not want to tape it).